E3 (but not really) 2022

ProblematicUser420 said:
Gaming is in it's death spiral.

They've done all the ideas

They can't sustain 4K graphics and/or 60fps

Trannies have overtaken indies

Nintendo may survive, but moreso because they're a toy company more than a game company anymore.
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OH BOY WHERE IS MY F-ZERO YOU ANTI-EMULATOR FUCKS.

But yeah, Im one of the few who never sees Nintendo as a good company and treat them equally as shit as the other companies. Anyone remember Dragalia Lost?

Can't believe I had to end my Zomboid run (and I just started playing it for the first time) because that was more fun than this shit.
 
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I was exited for Silksong but then realized there was no release date. They literally just made a trailer to stop people form speculating if the game is still coming out or not.
 
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Sony: "Coming to PS5, HD Games where you shoot some niggas. Ballin'! We are reintroducing the PS2 and will be releasing more titles for it beginning this fall."

Sega: "We are releasing a new console, Dreamcast 2. It's a handheld with a battery life is 20 hours. We are reviving all our old franchises like Jet Set Radio, Space Channel 5 and Rent a Hero. We have bought the rights from Marvellous and ILLBLEED 2 is confirmed to be an exclusive title as well as ports of ILLBLEED 1 and Blue Stinger"

Xbox: "After many complaints, we have listened. We are releasing Windows 12 immediately for free for all users and businesses which is just Windows 7 with Longhorn features and a desktop stripper. Windows 10 and 11 support ends immediately. Xbox live will now only cater to gamers and you must say the nword to log in."

At this point I start thinking about all the cool desktop strippers I'm going to have when I upgrade to Windows 12 and it gets a bit weird.

Indie games: *toby fox walks onstage* "Wassup gamers, I have an announcement to make. My games are not like traditional Japanese PC games. To rectify this, I am adding high quality h-scenes to both UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE. Teledildonics support will be fully present in the new update.
In addition, crossover content is being added to the upcoming Ion Fury and Cuphead DLCs."

Me: "Ohh baby..."

But it was just a dream. My mom woke me up at noon to fix her stupid fucking computer and look for a job.
No cool games. No hot babes.
Gamers, this is a travesty.
 
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IrishGuy088 said:
There is a reason for this. The game you know now as Harvest Moon is actually a shambling zombie corpse and it is not the Harvest Moon you remember from a decade ago or earlier.
  • Marvelous made Bokujō Monogatari and Natsume published those games in the English speaking world as Harvest Moon.
  • Marvelous shifted the release of Bokujō Monogatari to Xseed Games in 2015, which was known as Story of Seasons.
  • Why? This was because Natsume owned the "Harvest Moon" name, not Marvelous. A bit of an oversight.
  • Natsume has continued releasing Harvest Moon games since 2015 but with different developers creating the product with a familiar name.
  • Marvelous still releases Bokujō Monogatari via Xseed Games under the name Story of Seasons, which is still developed by the same entity that made your favorite Harvest Moon games.
  • Harvest Moon is a shambling zombie corpse. Story of Seasons is Bokujō Monogatari, the series you know and love.
And that is the simplest way I can explain it.

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More or less. Though the newest one is kinda shit, and I never got around to playing the most recent Rune Factory.
 
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Xbox Presentation was 3/10. Only "best" parts were SilkSong gameplay and that still exist. Persona 3 and 5R are coming to PC and Diablo 4 gameplay looked okay. As for Starfield it looked "Meh" at best.
 
So what are you guys hoping for in the PC Gaming Show? I'm still hoping for something with Quake... Maybe...
 
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