E3 (but not really) 2022

[marvlouslie]

Castle Crashers, but for furries? Eh. Okay.

 

[WULULULULU]

SHIT, CALARTS. ON THE SECOND SHOWCASE.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

SoulStice looked interesting

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Bro what the fuck Klei you had your own aesthetic and now you look like calarts.

 

[D.Angus]

LOL

Early Access 202X..

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Imagine being the sucker who payed thousands for a scalped graphics card for this.

Still better than paying for the Soyn Cuckstation 5, cuz at least you have more choices.

 

[CIS White Droid]

I'd rather just play Door Kickers...

 

[Coolio55]

This game looks like shit but I'm glad you kill UK police.

Imagine being the sucker who payed thousands for a scalped graphics card for this.

That has been my thoughts exactly. Name one fucking game that justifies this mess.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I remember tactical breach wizards. It looked cool at the time but chimera squad and fights in tight spaces kinda beat them to the punch.

 

[Cantercoin]

ok this tactial wizards game looks alright

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Pissmaster]

Some Final Fantasy looking thing
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It looked cool but then i checked out who developed it and they made these https://store.steampowered.com/developer/modus/#browse

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Cantercoin]

Fuck off Micah

 

[CIS White Droid]

SHUT UP YOU UNFUNNY CUNT AND SHOW THE DAMNED GAMES

 

[Divine right to rule]

GAMES WITH QUIRKY CHARACTERS!
QUIRKY BLACK WOMAN!
ALL OF THIS IS SO QUIRKY YOU GUYS!

 

[marvlouslie]

OH STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY, YOU STUPID CUNT.

Yes, we get it. It's a joke. Shut the fuck up now.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Blitzsneed]

It looked cool but then i checked out who developed it and they made these https://store.steampowered.com/developer/modus/#browse

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Publisher, not Developer. Keep that in mind. About the game in itself, don't give a fuck about it.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

That has been my thoughts exactly. Name one fucking game that justifies this mess.

Like, I just feel like a big dick chad towards all the people I called retards when they told me it was "too expensive to build a *real* gaming PC" when I see todays modern games.

Even considering consoles, people are spending 200-1000 dollars extra for maybe a handful of games to look a bit better thanks to some higher quality light rays or a higher resolution for a movie game.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YOU STARFIELD.