E3 (but not really) 2022

(Following games mentioned were those that i thought looke interesting for one reason or another)

Warhammer Stream:
Dark Tide, Grey Knights Chaos Gate (at least to see how it compare to the og Chaos Gate), Shoota, Blood & Teef, Space Marine 2 (I didn't expect this to actually be made, Blood Bowl 3 (Was the gameplay like that in 1 and 2?), Boltgun, ROGUE TRADER (I really like the tabletop rpg so hopefully this is decent) oh and getting the original Chaos Gate was neat

Sony: RE4 Remake (I wonder what they will change and cut this time), Stray,
Callisto Protocol

Why can't we have a gaming thread without Marrissa Moira shitting it up with Sony console war bullshit?
Because people keep replying and give Marrissa Moira attention and that means more posts made by said poster?

ah the sister-fucker again
never forgetti spaghetti when Ian Walker wants to fuck his own sister
...What
 
RE4 Remake (I wonder what they will change and cut this time)
If the Quest version of Resident Evil 4 is anything to go by, they'll be cutting any sarcasm and flirting. And from Resident Evil 3, I expect Ashly to be covered up and Ada to act like a complete bitch.

Because people keep replying and give Marrissa Moira attention and that means more posts made by said poster?
Maybe, but I doubt it. "Don't feed the trolls" might work on teenagers just looking for negative reactions, but Marrissa Moira is a true believer, a Sony fanboy that wants to shield Sony from any and all criticism. Since he's trying to defend the indefensible, his only course of action is self contradictory shit tier takes.

Generally I don't reply unless I find it fun to do so.
 
And everyone called bitch blue casualized garbage and surprise surprise, the series ended up dead
Blazblue ended up dead cause Mori wanted to jack off his anime extended universe with a mobile game after the series was starving for a new entry that wasn't a rwby and friends playskool mugen fighter.

Funnily enough GG was the one that ended up being the casual boring shit game in the end but only cause it looks good and fgc posers can't stop looking up Ram porn.

Its barely even a gameplay that fighters have to solve, but rather casuals just need more shit to do for 60 dollars. The world hub is looking to solve that but we're not sure how far it'll go.
 
Tekken has had optional single button combos since... 3? Tag? Rising Thunder also had them, but Street Fighter is a different kind of game of course. They could potentially do something if the fireball/hadouken motion was (optionally) mapped to three really fast taps of a punch button. It can reliably come out but there will be a tiny delay so it's not super-pro instant and instead it leans a little bit towards Tekken. With joypads that could make special moves a bit more reliable for casual play because dpads are no fun, the stick sucks to use and I get lost if I'm suddenly on the wrong side of the screen and inputs are mirrored :(
 
In a recent Twitter Spaces session, Geoff Keighley advised people to temper their expectations for Summer Games Fest as far as it came to new announcements, stating that the show will primarily focused on already announced titles. Given how rarely Keighley turns down the hype dial, it’s nice to know that we’ll be justified in saying the event was a disappointment ahead of time.
 
In a recent Twitter Spaces session, Geoff Keighley advised people to temper their expectations for Summer Games Fest as far as it came to new announcements, stating that the show will primarily focused on already announced titles. Given how rarely Keighley turns down the hype dial, it’s nice to know that we’ll be justified in saying the event was a disappointment ahead of time.
Jesus Christ, no wonder E3 was cancelled. There wasn't even anything to fucking show from the sounds of things.

Over/Under on the only new title being announced is Hideo Kojima garbage?
 
According to Famitsu, Acquire is preparing a Switch port of Akiba's Trip 2 (no release date yet)

『アキバズトリップ2』カティルートの追加DLC制作が決定。約10年のときを経てフィンランドからの留学生が対象に。Switch版も予定​

詳細な情報は未発表となるが、今回はNintendo Switchへの移植なども行われており、既存のハードでのバージョンを持っているプレイヤーにはDLCとして購入できる形での対応を準備中だという。
 
Jesus Christ, no wonder E3 was cancelled. There wasn't even anything to fucking show from the sounds of things.

Over/Under on the only new title being announced is Hideo Kojima garbage?
I think Keighley would treat a Kojima announcement as a Halley’s Comet level event, so he wouldn’t be exercising caution if he had that going on.
 
Tekken has had optional single button combos since... 3? Tag? Rising Thunder also had them, but Street Fighter is a different kind of game of course. They could potentially do something if the fireball/hadouken motion was (optionally) mapped to three really fast taps of a punch button. It can reliably come out but there will be a tiny delay so it's not super-pro instant and instead it leans a little bit towards Tekken. With joypads that could make special moves a bit more reliable for casual play because dpads are no fun, the stick sucks to use and I get lost if I'm suddenly on the wrong side of the screen and inputs are mirrored :(
I played Tekken 7 for a minute and it didn't have one button specials or combos. Rising Thunder had the one button specials but no combos. Rising Thunder sucked bad, too.
 
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I played Tekken 7 for a minute and it didn't have one button specials or combos. Rising Thunder had the one button specials but no combos. Rising Thunder sucked bad, too.
Things can be mapped to the shoulder buttons, unless they removed/limited that feature, the last in the series that I played was Tekken 4 so my memory is hazy. It felt like cheating so we never used it.

edit: Rising Thunder was great. (with combos I meant specials but Tekken is largely relying on button sequences and not directional inputs for specials so combo was the word I used).
 
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Advance Wars.
Hell, I'm not an Advance Wars fan, and even I was pissed off by the reason for the indefinite delay. "Sorry guys, Putin's a big meany poo-poo head, so no Advance Wars for you!" You didn't see Activision delay the infinite amount of Call of Duties that came out due to the War on Terror, or some such nonsense. Fucking ridiculous.
 
Hell, I'm not an Advance Wars fan, and even I was pissed off by the reason for the indefinite delay. "Sorry guys, Putin's a big meany poo-poo head, so no Advance Wars for you!" You didn't see Activision delay the infinite amount of Call of Duties that came out due to the War on Terror, or some such nonsense. Fucking ridiculous.
It’s just very bizarre. I would understand a delay on a more realistic, visceral type of war game, but this is basically a cartoon board game. My guess is Nintendo will use it to plug a hole sometime in the fall.
 
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