E3 (but not really) 2022

[Pissmaster]

Most of this is some raw-ass Clown World on display, holy shit

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

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[Vyse Inglebard]

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A gun, to shoot your Calarts-looking ass.

 

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[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

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Kind looks pretty at least. Not sure how much of a game you can make out of it though.

 

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[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

It's telling that the two games I am most excited for after 3 days are a sequel to an almost 30 year old game (Flashback) and a new iteration of an almost 40 year old game (Arkanoid). Modern gaming is shit.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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>a farming-cat adventure
Indie gaming is a bloated, maggot filled corpse.

 

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[Vyse Inglebard]

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THESE ALL LOOK THE EXACT SAME! GODDAMN IT, GIVE US SOME VARIETY.

 

[Blitzsneed]

So wholesome guiz, SO MANY FUCKING CATS.
I can imagine myself playing the penguin platformer game.

 

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[CIS White Droid]

Lots of busywork simulators

 

[Anon88]

how many farming sims are they going to have? I swear every other game is just a farming sim. I can just play the original harvest moon for free on a emulator if i wanted one that badly why would i ever play the newer ones?

 

[Point Man]

Y'know at least I can say that they announced a billion games without sucking themselves off that much... I'm still malding about Devolver Digitals shit ass presentation.

 

[CIS White Droid]

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This looks like something my mom would play.

 

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[Point Man]

This looks like something my mom would play.

I said this like 30 times while watching this presentation lmao. A lot of these games are just for women and gays. But what do you expect from the Wholsome Games Direct?