E3 (but not really) 2022

[Slimy Time]

I hate the artwork already. Stop showing off some tattooed dangerhair and some black bespectacled grandma.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Another Overwatch/Fortnite clone
Fuck You Sega

 

[huecoffs02]

Diversity Sim: Commie Edition

 

[Slimy Time]

They can't even get this bloke's mic to be up to snuff. I shouldn't have to adjust my volume up and down to understand this guy.

You used a unique art style to tell a story - looks like every other fortnite gender trash.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Aaaaand it's another generic shooter.

Fuck me sideways.

 

[huecoffs02]

is there LOORE?

wtf is that question

 

[Slimy Time]

This guy sounds like he's trying to bullshit his way through this interview and explain why his generic looking game is actually really exciting and totally different.

 

[huecoffs02]

What are all these words lol it means nothing

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I'd legitimately take the rumored Ecco game over this - and I fucking hated Ecco the Dolphin.

 

[Slimy Time]

I've just noticed they have no gameplay to show, just this guy chatting shit for 10 minutes on. This game is dead on arrival.


Did this interviewer just say they are going to have someone to do a rewind for secrets and hints about this shooter game? This is like the vertical slice. This is the kind of crap you show to investors in the hope they fund this game. They have nothing.

 

[huecoffs02]

"consultants" holy shit they fell for the grift and hired trannies to tell them how their characters should be. You can't make this shit up.

Also, Alex Bro?

 

[IcterrMoon3]

Hyenas looks so bad, I'm guessing it's going to be another instant flop.

Edit:

I just realized that this game is basically "ready player one" but as an FPS.
"IF YOU LOVE THIS THING YOU'LL LOVE OUR GAME BECAUSE IT HAS A REFERENCE TO THAT THING"

 

[huecoffs02]

"He's a Gamer"

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

"consultants" holy shit they fell for the grift and hired trannies to tell them how their characters should be. You can't make this shit up.

Hate. All I know is hate.

 

[huecoffs02]

This guy talking makes me think about this:

person on chat:
I like how Hyena is a reference to Lion King

I just realized that this game is basically "ready player one" but as an FPS.
"IF YOU LOVE THIS THING YOU'LL LOVE OUR GAME BECAUSE IT HAS A REFERENCE TO THAT THING"

Pickle Rick reference when?

 

[Anon88]

Anyone else noticing the watching now count falling by the minute? I don't think anyone cares about this game at all.

 

[MooseGump]

This isn't their super game project right, right?

 

[huecoffs02]

Today's direct was good, XB3 looks pretty and fun and brought the salt from Nintautists but...Ninty's gotta come through on the 29th and save E3. Xbox was fine but we can't go with just one decent presentation ffs

 

[Salubrious]

Hints of Xenogears!

Posting one of my favorite video game pictures without comment and without context.

 

[ChefKiss]

I'd legitimately take the rumored Ecco game over this - and I fucking hated Ecco the Dolphin.

Now imagine how fucking terrible it is for anyone who loves Ecco. I love how this piece of dogshit is trying to sell itself off sega memberberries when it's completely antithetical to everything SEGA ever stood for.