E3 (but not really) 2022

[Two Dollars]

Wrong. Kamek groomed Bowser as a child. Nintendo has had faggots in their games since before most of today's faggots were even born.

 

[IrishGuy088]

I did. GX is one of my all time favourite racing games.

@Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer is right though. There's only like, four of us that actually like F-Zero.

But also @SSF2T Old User is right in that a lot of people found out about these other series through Smash Bros. Which isn't a bad thing. Nintendo knew exactly what they were doing with Smash Bros. and it has proven to be one of the best marketing schemes ever. I remember seeing Captain Falcon in the original Smash and was like "what the heck? why is he in this game what is he going to do he drives a car??" But it ended up working out. I'd wager a lot of people discovered Metroid through Smash Bros. as well.

Perhaps that is also why a lot of the Smash clones from companies like Sony were not as successful. I mean besides the ass-tier gameplay. The individual fighters kind of blended together because the game library that was represented was not as diverse.

Wrong. Kamek groomed Bowser as a child. Nintendo has had faggots in their games since before most of today's faggots were even born.

@Dr. Ricearoni I mean... guy isn't wrong. Yoshi's Island sort of takes on a different light when you look at it that way. Why was Kamek abducting children anyway? I have questions.

 

[Two Dollars]

Mother wouldn’t have anywhere near the fanbase it has today without Smash, and the Ice Climbers would have the same level of popularity as Bubbles from Clu Clu Land. And it may have taken even longer for Fire Emblem to come to the US.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

and the Ice Climbers would have the same level of popularity as Bubbles from Clu Clu Land.

Side Note: I like Clu Clu Land more than Ice Climbers. The jumping in Ice Climbers is kinda shit.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Mother wouldn’t have anywhere near the fanbase it has today without Smash

As someone who gave Earthbound many playthroughs as a kid and it's practically in my top 5 SNES RPGS (there was a lot of good ones okay) I resent all these trannies coming in and pretending like they ever cared. Undertale is nothing like Earthbound but these retards would have to play it to know that.

 

[huecoffs02]

As someone who gave Earthbound many playthroughs as a kid and it's practically in my top 5 SNES RPGS (there was a lot of good ones okay) I resent all these trannies coming in and pretending like they ever cared. Undertale is nothing like Earthbound but these retards would have to play it to know that.

b-but quirky dialogue!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"WHY ARE THE XENOBLADE AND FIRE EMBLEM DEVS MAKING XENOBLADE AND FIRE EMBLEM GAMES? WHERE IS MY NEW PUNCH-OUT. I WANT STAR-FOX."

Nintendo has a release schedule so if they fill it to the brim with waifu trash and low tier weeb games then that may push potential releases of more obscure franchises back further and further. So nobody is saying those games are directly effecting the release of something like Star Fox, but it's possible they're indirectly influencing at least the timing of it.

As someone who gave Earthbound many playthroughs as a kid and it's practically in my top 5 SNES RPGS (there was a lot of good ones okay) I resent all these trannies coming in and pretending like they ever cared. Undertale is nothing like Earthbound but these retards would have to play it to know that.

It's Earthbound as viewed through the lens of soy-blooded autistic zoomers who only watched some other faggot talk about it on YouTube.

 

[Judge Dredd]

@SSF2T Old User is right in that a lot of people found out about these other series through Smash Bros. Which isn't a bad thing. Nintendo knew exactly what they were doing with Smash Bros. and it has proven to be one of the best marketing schemes ever.

Which is odd because you'd think the same Nintendo fans that learned of F-Zero and Earthbound due to Smash would love the addition of these obscure characters, but they seem to be the ones complaining the loudest about "yet another anime swordsman" or "big tiddy anime slut in my child friendly fighting game".

As far as I know, Smash is over for the foreseeable future. Yet they're getting mad at the fact that maybe these characters could perhaps make a cameo in a possible future Smash Bros game.

 

[huecoffs02]

"WHY ARE THE XENOBLADE AND FIRE EMBLEM DEVS MAKING XENOBLADE AND FIRE EMBLEM GAMES? WHERE IS MY NEW PUNCH-OUT. I WANT STAR-FOX."

Jokes aside, Nintendo fans are a weird bunch because they'll get in a massive frenzy and act like there's a long-dormant series that everyone has played and Nintendo is just ignoring the masses by not making a new game, but then you ask them if they've actually played the game and the answer is "well, no".

How many F-Zero fans do you think have actually played F-Zero?

They are just salty that Xenoblade is actually alive and Miyamoto can't touch it to turn it into gimmicks or restrain it.

 

[Two Dollars]

As someone who gave Earthbound many playthroughs as a kid and it's practically in my top 5 SNES RPGS (there was a lot of good ones okay) I resent all these trannies coming in and pretending like they ever cared. Undertale is nothing like Earthbound but these retards would have to play it to know that.

I think what makes Undertale most similar to Earthbound is how dialogue is handled. Earthbound’s dialogue feels natural, especially with its modern setting; it knows when to be serious and tell a meaningful story, and when to not take itself too seriously and just have fun. And the way that textboxes allow text to pause or speed up at any moment allow for a level of emphasis and more impactful dialogue that isn’t possible with just static words. Undertale replicates all of this to great effect, with Deltarune going even further. Not that these three are the only games to do these things, but they’re the ones that do it best in my opinion.

That and the soundfont are basically where the similarities end (unless you want to count the look of the sprites, but that’s mostly due to Toby’s inexperience when making Undertale). The problem is that a lot of these people miss the “knows when to be serious” parts of these games paired with impactful dialogue presentation and only look at the quirkiness. They miss the mature themes (not as in edgy or adult-only, but themes about community and maturity that are more easily appreciated as you get older) and just say “wow look at the modern day setting and 90s references and jokes about ADULTING it’s so relatable!!!”

Mother Forever has been doing yearly Directs where they talk about new fan projects along with “Motherlikes”, indie games that are inspired by Mother. I’m glad the series has inspired so many other developers, but most of these games look like the same generic mediocre RPG that only resemble Mother on a surface level.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Which is odd because you'd think the same Nintendo fans that learned of F-Zero and Earthbound due to Smash would love the addition of these obscure characters, but they seem to be the ones complaining the loudest about "yet another anime swordsman" or "big tiddy anime slut in my child friendly fighting game".

As far as I know, Smash is over for the foreseeable future. Yet they're getting mad at the fact that maybe these characters could perhaps make a cameo in a possible future Smash Bros game.

I don't mind big tiddy anime sluts, they are always welcome at my house. But I do sort of see the argument that the "another swordsman" people were making. It was kind of a joke, but not that big a deal.

As for the end of Smash for now, I'm not of that opinion. Since we know that the Switch is only at mid-life as of a couple months ago, I would not be surprised and even expect to see more content for Smash before the end of the Switch's lifespan. Like Mario Kart, they already have the platform established with the game and a huge install base at that. Why restart a good thing? But I won't be heartbroken if Smash actually is done for now.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh boy the 10th Ys is going Soulslike

While it will retain the series’ smooth and exhilarating gameplay, other areas are being re-examined. And while not quite a Soulslike, the challenge is to see whether it is possible to implement steadily-paced one-on-one combat in which the player can watch the enemy’s movements. It is a lighter-feeling, Ys-style Soulslike.

The Souls series is only really popular in the west. They've expanded their western operations by a large degree.

Oh this could be it, Falcom may be breaking away from NIS and becoming their own global publisher just like Spike Chunsoft did.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

As for the end of Smash for now, I'm not of that opinion. Since we know that the Switch is only at mid-life as of a couple months ago, I would not be surprised and even expect to see more content for Smash before the end of the Switch's lifespan. Like Mario Kart, they already have the platform established with the game and a huge install base at that. Why restart a good thing?

Jesus Christ, dude, let the poor man rest.

 

[Pissmaster]

It's Earthbound as viewed through the lens of soy-blooded autistic zoomers who only watched some other faggot talk about it on YouTube.

Toby Fox made an edgy, yet impressive Earthbound hack several years before Undertale: https://earthboundcentral.com/2009/10/earthbound-halloween-hack/

The dialog is very Undertale, though as made by 2009 high school Toby. Also, this is the last bit of the lead-in to the last boss:

and then Megalovania plays

 

[IrishGuy088]

Oh boy the 10th Ys is going Soulslike



The Souls series is only really popular in the west. They've expanded their western operations by a large degree.

Oh this could be it, Falcom may be breaking away from NIS and becoming their own global publisher just like Spike Chunsoft did.

Fucking hell. I'll just replay Ys VII.

Can't wait to hear how the EXCITING CHANGES to Dragon Quest pan out.

Jesus Christ, dude, let the poor man rest.

No. If he rests, he dies.

 

[Two Dollars]

Toby Fox made an edgy, yet impressive Earthbound hack several years before Undertale: https://earthboundcentral.com/2009/10/earthbound-halloween-hack/

The dialog is very Undertale, though as made by 2009 high school Toby. Also, this is the last bit of the lead-in to the last boss:
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and then Megalovania plays

Andonuts even has normal dialogue (albeit gradually getting more deranged) for the entire game until “I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT”.

 

[BananaSplit]

Fucking hell. I'll just replay Ys VII.

Can't wait to hear how the EXCITING CHANGES to Dragon Quest pan out.

ALWAYS take anything Marissa Moira says with a massive grain of salt, because the guy is wrong about everything but also never admit his mistakes. There is a reason why the sony fanboy killed the Culture War thread by shitposting it to death (with "claims" but always no proofs) and then later begged the staff to move it out into another section of the kiwi forum.

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/06/falcom-shares-concept-art-for-next-ys-game-partially-inspired-by-soulslikes

ryokutya2089 states on his blog that:
- Adol looks like a young boy, around the age of Ys I & II.
- “A woman who looks to be the main heroine is shown. Uses a one-handed ax. Their arms are connected by an aura-shaped string/cord.”
- 1 versus 1 combat is a focus, with huge changes to the party member switching mechanic and weapon attributes. Personally, this seems akin to Ys VI, though it isn’t entirely certain yet.
- Souls-like inspirations are stated, but not overt.

@RyujiBlades has also translated the points from the Famitsu interview for Noisy Pixel, which goes into a little bit more detail and corroborates what ryokutya2089 has said. We've grabbed the details on the new Ys title exclusively, but Kondo does also confirm his favourite Ys character and the fact that Dark fact — the difficult boss from Ys I took him a very long time to beat- Mentions an emphasis on providing new gameplay, as well as new scenarios, actions, and systems.
- The title will take place in Eresia, though the writer of the Famitsu article paints this as speculation.
- Kondo emphasizes that Ys X is not a full-on Souls-like, as there is simply inspiration taken from the genre
- Kondo recommends any Ys game for newcomers. Later games like Ys VIII and IX are explicitly stated and shouldn’t be intimidating because they’re standalone.
- Ys X’s story will not be centered around the Romun Empire
- The Party Member system where you change characters and weapon attributes (Slash, Pierce & Strike) at will has received major changes, though it hasn’t yet been elaborated how
- Kondo heavily implies a multiplatform release.
- Adol will be around 17 years old, his age during Ys 1 & 2

 

[IrishGuy088]

ALWAYS take anything Marissa Moira says with a massive grain of salt, because the guy is wrong about everything but also never admit his mistakes. There is a reason why the sony fanboy killed the Culture War thread by shitposting it to death (with "claims" but always no proofs) and then later begged the staff to move it out into another section of the kiwi forum.

Nah, @Marissa Moira is right about this one. She can't lie about Ys. No one can.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I don't mind big tiddy anime sluts, they are always welcome at my house. But I do sort of see the argument that the "another swordsman" people were making. It was kind of a joke, but not that big a deal.

As for the end of Smash for now, I'm not of that opinion. Since we know that the Switch is only at mid-life as of a couple months ago, I would not be surprised and even expect to see more content for Smash before the end of the Switch's lifespan. Like Mario Kart, they already have the platform established with the game and a huge install base at that. Why restart a good thing? But I won't be heartbroken if Smash actually is done for now.

Fuck off. I had to sit through years of Nintendo thinking that revealing some dumbshit nobody DLC was a "big reveal". It would be the worst direct you've ever seen in your entire life but they'd reveal Johnny Animesword at the end of it and everyone would be shrieking for days on end about how it was the best presentation they'd ever seen in their life, meanwhile the actual reveals were all terrible. You just got half a decade of Smash faggotry dominating every aspect of every discussion, just play Ultimate with the other pedos and be content.

A game with ten thousand characters and another half that in DLC and Smashfags still aren't satisfied. Christ almighty.

Nah, @Marissa Moira is right about this one. She can't lie about Ys. No one can.

>she
You been drinking too much, Patty.

 

[IrishGuy088]

Fuck off. I had to sit through years of Nintendo thinking that revealing some dumbshit nobody DLC was a "big reveal". It would be the worst direct you've ever seen in your entire life but they'd reveal Johnny Animesword at the end of it and everyone would be shrieking for days on end about how it was the best presentation they'd ever seen in their life, meanwhile the actual reveals were all terrible. You just got half a decade of Smash faggotry dominating every aspect of every discussion, just play Ultimate with the other pedos and be content.

A game with ten thousand characters and another half that in DLC and Smashfags still aren't satisfied. Christ almighty.

>she
You been drinking too much, Patty.

Yarn Kirby for Smash.