E3 (but not really) 2022

That is sad. So many people spout off about it and I have to stop listening to their bad taste.
It was baby's first meta-narrative. Overall it was fun but it was not groundbreaking. Now taking into consideration Toby did it on his own it makes it a bit more impressive but it doesn't improve the game's quality to GOAT.

A Release date for the Advanced Wars remake that should already be out.
I also hope for more info on Xenoblade 3 not because I'm interested in the game but because it's funny to laugh at people who'll freak out that it's eating up time in a direct that could've gone to a more popular IP.
THIS COULD BE KID ICARUS REMAKEMASTER!

What do you guys expect for the Direct that's coming up?
No Zelda. I fully expect it to miss the direct and blow up on September. So...
Splatoon deep dive
Small XB3 trailer
Advance Wars shadow drop (or new date at least)
WW and TP HD ports
Bayo 3

Something cool from a third party.

I'd love to get a SF0 port with updated controls because I loved that game but I'm weird like that.
 
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Toby Fox made an edgy, yet impressive Earthbound hack several years before Undertale: https://earthboundcentral.com/2009/10/earthbound-halloween-hack/

The dialog is very Undertale, though as made by 2009 high school Toby. Also, this is the last bit of the lead-in to the last boss:
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and then Megalovania plays
wtf based?!

Seriously though, I'm surprised he went from saying faggot in his games to playing as faggots in his games.
 
All I want from Smash is Ultraman.

I'm pretty tuned out on games at this point. All of this pretty much killed any interest I had in the hobby. Not a single game, nadda.
I'm not. A lot of people online around that time went from being "edgey" to colossal faggots, which is why forums and sites went from being fun to complete shitty.
Troll's Remorse, right?
 
Hey I said for years that Mario Kart would get DLC.

Never give up! Trust your instincts.
It might be foolish of me, considering what SEGA was revealed to have wasted their money on yesterday, but every year, ever since I first played Skies of Arcadia as a 9 year old, I keep stubbornly hoping against hope that somehow, someway, the Blue Rogues will get their second chance. Games with even smaller but vocal fanbases have gotten their second chance at life (Live a Live being the most recent example). But then I remember that they are owned by SEGA, and suddenly, all hope is dashed again. Plus, I got jebaited when they renewed the trademark back in 2012 and proceeded to do....jack shit besides Vyse's appearance in All Stars Racing Transformed.
 
It might be foolish of me, considering what SEGA was revealed to have wasted their money on yesterday, but every year, ever since I first played Skies of Arcadia as a 9 year old, I keep stubbornly hoping against hope that somehow, someway, the Blue Rogues will get their second chance. Games with even smaller but vocal fanbases have gotten their second chance at life (Live a Live being the most recent example). But then I remember that they are owned by SEGA, and suddenly, all hope is dashed again. Plus, I got jebaited when they renewed the trademark back in 2012 and proceeded to do....jack shit besides Vyse's appearance in All Stars Racing Transformed.
I would say try the Cold Steel games, they're turn based combat. They also feature Airships as well as Trains and giant robot fights.
 
It might be foolish of me, considering what SEGA was revealed to have wasted their money on yesterday, but every year, ever since I first played Skies of Arcadia as a 9 year old, I keep stubbornly hoping against hope that somehow, someway, the Blue Rogues will get their second chance. Games with even smaller but vocal fanbases have gotten their second chance at life (Live a Live being the most recent example). But then I remember that they are owned by SEGA, and suddenly, all hope is dashed again. Plus, I got jebaited when they renewed the trademark back in 2012 and proceeded to do....jack shit besides Vyse's appearance in All Stars Racing Transformed.
Oh yeah SEGA are pretty retarded.

I'll still hope for you though because those were good games and I'd rather have more Skies of Arcadia than goddamn Valkyria Chronicles.
 
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The vasectomy went off without a hitch!
 
Oh yeah! Videogame content. Exactly what I subbed to Arlo for.

I'm so tired of his passive-aggresive bitching
Hey, man, times are tough. There's been no Nintendo Direct to coom commentate over for the whole month! What do you expect him to do, talk about Vidya/Thing that is Not Current?! You must be insane.
 

Sega Is Teasing A New Game, Reveal Happening Soon

At first I was like....could it be? But then I heard the teaser sound.
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Sounds like monkey noises, or dolphin noises. I'm prepared to be disappointed now. *sigh*
Hoped for Ecco, waited and read the replies before hyping myself up and then Lawbreakers 2 showed up.
Fuck you, SEGA. Also thank god I waited before considering buying Sonic Origins. Spoiler if you haven't been up to date on everything sanic: It's a dumpster fire.
 
Oh yeah SEGA are pretty retarded.

I'll still hope for you though because those were good games and I'd rather have more Skies of Arcadia than goddamn Valkyria Chronicles.
I want both and a proper Sakura Wars and Shining Force and a single player Phantasy Star.

You'd think with Persona 5 and Yakuza: Like a Dragon being two of SEGA's best selling games in ages they'd think "Hey, maybe we should make more turn based RPGs" but no, you get woke LGBTQNFT shooter
 
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The vasectomy went off without a hitch!
It’s an appendectomy. I don’t like Arlo either after he spent about three years straight passive-aggressively whining about Star Allies and got more and more clickbaity, but don’t lie :mad:
So it's a Sonic game?
It’s a Sonic game made by Christian Whitehead and Simon Thomley, the fan devs turned actual devs who were responsible for Mania and the mobile ports of 1, 2, and CD. Most people didn’t think it was even possible for them to make something bad. Not that Origins is THAT bad (I’m having fun with it anyway), but it has a lot of weird bugs, a surprising lack of customization, and god-awful new music to replace MJ’s tracks. You’re better off playing Sonic 1 Forever, Sonic 2 Absolute, Sonic 3 AIR, and the 2011 Sonic CD (or its decomp counterpart). At least the new cutscenes are good.
 
I want both and a proper Sakura Wars and Shining Force and a single player Phantasy Star.

You'd think with Persona 5 and Yakuza: Like a Dragon being two of SEGA's best selling games in ages they'd think "Hey, maybe we should make more turn based RPGs" but no, you get woke LGBTQNFT shooter
I've replaced Phantasy Star with Xenoblade, Sakura Wars and Shining Force gameplay could both be replaced series that Falcom publishes due to sharing some similar traits.

Sakura Wars 6 was that dynasty warriors combat and it was incredibly dull. And Half the shit was some gay tournament arc that was a sporting event just like gay shonen bullshit. The areas you could explore turned out to be very limited and the largest area was the theatre itself which was cool because it was modeled after the TV series to a large degree. But that was like it, they didn't do enough to elaborate upon the world. Especially since you have stuff like Tales of Arise now which does a proper action RPG combat system, party relationships, and has a huge world to explore.
 
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