E3 (but not really) 2022

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There is no escape. That's it for today.
 

Here's the schedule:

Tuesday, August 23

Opening Night Live - 11am PT/2pm ET/8pm CEST
IGN’s Opening Night Live After Show - 12:30pm PT/3:30pm ET/9:30pm CEST

Personal verdict: D-

Wednesday, August 24

Gamescom Studio Day 1 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Forspoken
  • The Callisto Protocol
  • A Plague Tale: Requiem
  • Pentiment
  • Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
  • CYGNI: All Guns Blazing
  • Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes
  • Skull and Bones
  • Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed
  • Isonzo
  • Steelrising
  • And more!

Thursday, August 25

Live from the Xbox Booth - 5am PT/8am ET/2pm CEST (Microsoft Flight Simulator, Lies of P, Minecraft Legends, Pentiment, Sea of Thieves, etc.)

Gamescom Studio Day 2 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST

  • Street Fighter 6
  • Microsoft Flight Simulator
  • Stray Blade
  • All Elite Wrestling - Fight Forever
  • Wreckreation
  • Metal: Hellsinger
  • HUBRIS
  • Spongebob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake
  • The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me (hopefully it'll be as fun as House of Ashes)
  • Dakar Desert Rally
  • Alone in the Dark
  • And more!
Metal: Hellsinger Live at Gamescom - 10am PT/1pm ET/7pm CEST (who cares)

Friday, August 26

Gamescom Studio Day 3- 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Company of Heroes 3
  • Sifu
  • Vikings on Trampolines
  • Gungrave Gore
  • Session: Skate Sim
  • Endless Dungeon
  • System Shock
  • High on Life (Kill yourself, Roiland.)
  • Off the Grid
  • And more!
Awesome Indies - 8:30am PT/11:30am ET/5:30pm CEST (Time to crack up a several cold ones)
  • Dome Keeper
  • Kingdom Eighties
  • Settlement Survival
  • Ghost Song
  • Mineko's Night Market
  • The Knight Witch
  • Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator
  • 9 Years of Shadows
  • The Last Hero Of Nostalgaia
  • Lou's Lagoon
  • Wordless
  • Swordship
  • Planet of Lana
  • The Fabulous Fear Machine
  • Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop
  • Nobody Saves the World
  • Blooming Business: Casino
  • Chenso Club
  • And more!

Saturday, August 27

Gamescom Award Show - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (more or less a wrap-up) - Will not watch it, if it goes on for too long. I'd prefer to see Sam Hyde fight and Warski getting his ass handed to him.

Sunday, August 28

Cosplay Contest - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (not even BP will sit through this shit)

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Here's the schedule:

Tuesday, August 23

Opening Night Live - 11am PT/2pm ET/8pm CEST
IGN’s Opening Night Live After Show - 12:30pm PT/3:30pm ET/9:30pm CEST

Personal verdict: D-

Wednesday, August 24

Gamescom Studio Day 1 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Forspoken
  • The Callisto Protocol
  • A Plague Tale: Requiem
  • Pentiment
  • Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
  • CYGNI: All Guns Blazing
  • Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes
  • Skull and Bones
  • Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed
  • Isonzo
  • Steelrising
  • And more!

Thursday, August 25

Live from the Xbox Booth - 5am PT/8am ET/2pm CEST (Microsoft Flight Simulator, Lies of P, Minecraft Legends, Pentiment, Sea of Thieves, etc.)

Gamescom Studio Day 2 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST

  • Street Fighter 6
  • Microsoft Flight Simulator
  • Stray Blade
  • All Elite Wrestling - Fight Forever
  • Wreckreation
  • Metal: Hellsinger
  • HUBRIS
  • Spongebob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake
  • The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me (hopefully it'll be as fun as House of Ashes)
  • Dakar Desert Rally
  • Alone in the Dark
  • And more!
Metal: Hellsinger Live at Gamescom - 10am PT/1pm ET/7pm CEST (who cares)

Friday, August 26

Gamescom Studio Day 3- 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Company of Heroes 3
  • Sifu
  • Vikings on Trampolines
  • Gungrave Gore
  • Session: Skate Sim
  • Endless Dungeon
  • System Shock
  • High on Life (Kill yourself, Roiland.)
  • Off the Grid
  • And more!
Awesome Indies - 8:30am PT/11:30am ET/5:30pm CEST
  • Dome Keeper
  • Kingdom Eighties
  • Settlement Survival
  • Ghost Song
  • Mineko's Night Market
  • The Knight Witch
  • Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator
  • 9 Years of Shadows
  • The Last Hero Of Nostalgaia
  • Lou's Lagoon
  • Wordless
  • Swordship
  • Planet of Lana
  • The Fabulous Fear Machine
  • Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop
  • Nobody Saves the World
  • Blooming Business: Casino
  • Chenso Club
  • And more!

Saturday, August 27

Gamescom Award Show - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (more or less a wrap-up)

Sunday, August 28

Cosplay Contest - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (not even BP will sit through this shit)
Nice, System Shock on friday. Maybe this time they'll actually announce release date instead of cucking us all the time lol
 
The Xbox show is going to be something like 6 hours long. They are really taking advantage of the fact that Sony aren't showing up to these things anymore by hoovering up any screen time they would have gotten.
 

Here's the schedule:

Tuesday, August 23

Opening Night Live - 11am PT/2pm ET/8pm CEST
IGN’s Opening Night Live After Show - 12:30pm PT/3:30pm ET/9:30pm CEST

Personal verdict: D-

Wednesday, August 24

Gamescom Studio Day 1 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Forspoken
  • The Callisto Protocol
  • A Plague Tale: Requiem
  • Pentiment
  • Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
  • CYGNI: All Guns Blazing
  • Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes
  • Skull and Bones
  • Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed
  • Isonzo
  • Steelrising
  • And more!

Thursday, August 25

Live from the Xbox Booth - 5am PT/8am ET/2pm CEST (Microsoft Flight Simulator, Lies of P, Minecraft Legends, Pentiment, Sea of Thieves, etc.)

Gamescom Studio Day 2 - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST

  • Street Fighter 6
  • Microsoft Flight Simulator
  • Stray Blade
  • All Elite Wrestling - Fight Forever
  • Wreckreation
  • Metal: Hellsinger
  • HUBRIS
  • Spongebob Squarepants: The Cosmic Shake
  • The Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in Me (hopefully it'll be as fun as House of Ashes)
  • Dakar Desert Rally
  • Alone in the Dark
  • And more!
Metal: Hellsinger Live at Gamescom - 10am PT/1pm ET/7pm CEST (who cares)

Friday, August 26

Gamescom Studio Day 3- 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST
  • Company of Heroes 3
  • Sifu
  • Vikings on Trampolines
  • Gungrave Gore
  • Session: Skate Sim
  • Endless Dungeon
  • System Shock
  • High on Life (Kill yourself, Roiland.)
  • Off the Grid
  • And more!
Awesome Indies - 8:30am PT/11:30am ET/5:30pm CEST (Time to crack up a several cold ones)
  • Dome Keeper
  • Kingdom Eighties
  • Settlement Survival
  • Ghost Song
  • Mineko's Night Market
  • The Knight Witch
  • Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator
  • 9 Years of Shadows
  • The Last Hero Of Nostalgaia
  • Lou's Lagoon
  • Wordless
  • Swordship
  • Planet of Lana
  • The Fabulous Fear Machine
  • Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop
  • Nobody Saves the World
  • Blooming Business: Casino
  • Chenso Club
  • And more!

Saturday, August 27

Gamescom Award Show - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (more or less a wrap-up) - Will not watch it, if it goes on for too long. I'd prefer to see Sam Hyde fight and Warski getting his ass handed to him.

Sunday, August 28

Cosplay Contest - 6am PT/9am ET/3pm CEST (not even BP will sit through this shit)

(source)
No sign of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2. Life is suffering.
 
they're gonna announce that they restarted development on System Shock for the hundredth time and it'll be another decade before they can decide on a release date
The fact that it's the only game I have anything resembling hype for either reflects poorly on me, or the entire industry.

I don't think I'll ever build another gaming PC again.
 
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