💬 Off-Topic Easter Predictions for Transmutant Phil

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Broseph Stalin

Broseph Stalin

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We all know Good Friday is coming up, and soon it'll be Easter Sunday. Phil has compared himself to Jesus on Christmas, further showing his LGBT Translatinx messiah complex, and also did some minor shit on Thanksgiving. So, what do you think Phil has in store for us on Easter? Will he claim he actually had his orchiectomy on Good Friday and then rose from the surgery room as a beautiful Latinx trans womyn three days later? Will he go to a church and join an Easter egg hunt only to scare off the little kids as he pries open the eggs with his rat teeth and slurps the still wrapped candy out of the eggs before being driven off back into the swamps by angry white moms? Or will he just totally overlook the holiday seeing as how his asspatters are isolating him?
 
He probably stuffs his mouth with food, doodles something to his notebook and dreams about getting figged before posting something to facebook about us laughing at him, receives no asspats and deactivates his profile again. Quite sad existence, really.
 
Phil will use a church for a free meal and candy, then on their wifi talk shit about religion and Christianity then as said before some sort of link how his balls off is like jesus coming back.
 
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He will eat numerous entire chocolate Easter bunnies, in between entire blocks of cheese, and finish it off by ramming an entire ginger root up his ass.
 
He's not getting many asspats lately so it could be time for another fake rape/assault claim.

Probally eat lots of chocolate, cheese and ice cream for "Self Care" reasons.
 
He'll probably get thrown out of a church during Easter service when he starts asking the other people there to fig him.
 
Well Kiwis, the day is here. Well, at least on Central and Eastern times. Go ahead and...


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