💬 Off-Topic Easter Predictions for Transmutant Phil

[Positron]

Bouncing and squeaking like a Easter bunny on peyote.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He shall void his bowels into his own britches and commit to performing no action


Or he'll bitch about Kiwi Farm Assassins and transmisogyny on the internet while describing in painstaking detail the rituals performed by the Australatinian population on this holy day.

 

[Picklemaker]

while describing in painstaking detail the rituals performed by the Australatinian population on this holy day.

All of which vaguely resemble aspects of real Latin American culture, but wildly out of context and with no understanding of the historical, cultural, social, or religious traditions they're part of. And with strong overtones of the Big Brother aspects of the mandatory celebrations and rituals of every historical single-party dictatorship.

 

[Adamska]

Sink into a fit of daydreaming about his shitty 4th world country since his life is an existential nightmare.