EAT WITH ME | WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! 5/15/19

[InTheMorning]

So is she going to be 29 or 30 this year? Because this is the age when youth doesn't bail you out anymore. With normal humans that might mean you have to skip an extra snack or two but Al eats like a week's worth of food for a normal person every day. I would be shocked if she didn't have beetus at the very least. The ER tests would have told her that & I bet she thought she'd diet the beetus away (failed) so now she'll ignore it until her laygs and feet are dead. Then she'll have a real excuse for not walking.

She's a ways from losing feet or toes from the beetus. That's the end game, it could take years - she might still be in "pre-diabetic" range, diabetes is a spectrum. She's on it, but by some weird circumstances isn't needing meds yet, but you know every doctor that's seen her horrific bulk has warned her. Same for sleep apnea. Those are just byproducts of weighing more than 5 times what she should. Worrying about these issues is like being concerned about your car's tire pressure when it shit it's engine guts out and left pistons and oil on the road 10 miles back.

If I gave a shit, I'd be angry or irked or something, because Type 2 diabetes and sleep apnea are easily controlled and managed conditions, but why bother, when she's intent on packing on 600 ell bees and insisting on inhaling platters of food every day? The 600 lbs is the end result of a fucked up, rotted brain, not external forces*. Any doctor will give the same advice: here's how to manage the conditions from being a fat fuck, but your job is to lose weight, fatty. And a lot of it. You're seeing her reaction to years of that same advice: NOPE. You're sweating the symptoms and side effects, when the cure is her not opening her mouth several times a day to inhale enough food to feed a starving family in Guatemala.

She doesn't give a fuck about walking. She doesn't give a fuck about diabetes. She doesn't give a fuck about sleep apnea.

If she did, she'd do something about it.

Type 2 diabetes is not a death sentence. It's (sadly) common, and not a big mystery in how to manage: healthy diet, exercise, don't be a human walrusmonster. Fatties lose weight and reverse it all the time, by not being fatties anymore. It's pretty cool, it's like, if you treat your body with respect and take care of it and heal it, it does what it's supposed to, like use insulin correctly. Crazy talk, I know!

Broken record: all she cares about is eating. That's the sum of her life, eating. That's the only thing she wants to "share", eating. Walk a dog? Gurl, that cuts into eating time. Everything else in her life is just how she fills the empty minutes until she can eat again. As her symptoms and issues grow, she just adjusts, and keeps eating. When she's bed bound (soon), she'll make fake-chipper rationalizations that "it's not that bad, I get more time to reflect how awesome and powerful I am, and insperashunal!", and wave her trotter and oink how nobody knows what they're talking about, she's FINE. [dumb emojies].

* Her life is a dead lawn, with her brain as a rotted stump in the middle of it. You have two choices, when dealing with rotted stumps: sit a planter on it and pretend it's "quaint", or yank that rotted fucker out, and replant, for new, healthy growth.

Guess what she's chosen.

 

[Bookish]

Did she explain the "you're not supposed to drink while eating" remark? I'd really like to know why she thinks that.

If anything I'd say someone like her should drink water while she eats so she'll fill up faster, or to help wash down her perpetually dry garbage at the very least.

I've heard this before. It's something about digestion and that you're not supposed to have liquids until 30 minutes after you eat. I never paid attention to it, whether it's better for digestion or not, I'd rather eat with liquids, regardless.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

I've heard this before. It's something about digestion and that you're not supposed to have liquids until 30 minutes after you eat. I never paid attention to it, whether it's better for digestion or not, I'd rather eat with liquids, regardless.

It seems like it would make eating more of a chore, and sounds dumb as hell, but apparently this is something that some people believe. There's no basis to it and it doesn't affect digestion. I'm not surprised that she uncritically accepted it, though. It's a change in eating habits that doesn't involve horking down fewer calories, so in her book it probably counts as a healthy cheenge.

 

[Probably your mom]

this bitch. boy do I love a good trainwreck

she's either going to drag out doing a weigh in so that she'll get more views (money) later or she won't do it because our girl is still gaining

 

[ADHD]

So is she going to be 29 or 30 this year?

She will be 29 on December 27th.

 

[497]

could her eyes be getting weird because she needs her glasses? i guess she could just buy a pair online since she can't fit in a eye doctor's chair, the waiting room chairs and her face might not even fit in the machines they use.

 

[Twinkie]

It's been discussed before, but I think her vision isn't too bad at all. If it was she definitely wouldv'e whined about it or mentioned it at some point. Also when she reads off her phone she doesn't seem to hold it especially close or weirdly far away. She holds it about the distance you would if you had perfect vision (or glasses that fixed your vision).

She doesn't seem to miss her glasses at all. And if you look at the old videos where she's wearing them, you can tell she had a very weak prescription based on the very small degree of distortion visible on the sides of the lenses/sides of her face. When people need more intense vision correction, that distortion effect is more pronounced. 'm autistic and godammit why can't I post the emoji :autistic: :autism: :fuckingsperg: :help:

 

[Anal birth]

This video is like the food addict version of the last known video of some celebrity who died of a speedball overdose caught on tape slurring their words, skin red and splotchy, hair a mess, babbling and making no sense. God knows how bad she was if this is her finally feeling good enough to be on camera.

Its reminiscent of the video of Hasselhoff eating the burger

could her eyes be getting weird because she needs her glasses? i guess she could just buy a pair online since she can't fit in a eye doctor's chair, the waiting room chairs and her face might not even fit in the machines they use.

Look up Diabetic Retinopathy

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

She's a ways from losing feet or toes from the beetus. That's the end game, it could take years - she might still be in "pre-diabetic" range, diabetes is a spectrum. She's on it, but by some weird circumstances isn't needing meds yet, but you know every doctor that's seen her horrific bulk has warned her. Same for sleep apnea. Those are just byproducts of weighing more than 5 times what she should. Worrying about these issues is like being concerned about your car's tire pressure when it shit it's engine guts out and left pistons and oil on the road 10 miles back.

If I gave a shit, I'd be angry or irked or something, because Type 2 diabetes and sleep apnea are easily controlled and managed conditions, but why bother, when she's intent on packing on 600 ell bees and insisting on inhaling platters of food every day? The 600 lbs is the end result of a fucked up, rotted brain, not external forces*. Any doctor will give the same advice: here's how to manage the conditions from being a fat fuck, but your job is to lose weight, fatty. And a lot of it. You're seeing her reaction to years of that same advice: NOPE. You're sweating the symptoms and side effects, when the cure is her not opening her mouth several times a day to inhale enough food to feed a starving family in Guatemala.

She doesn't give a fuck about walking. She doesn't give a fuck about diabetes. She doesn't give a fuck about sleep apnea.

If she did, she'd do something about it.

Type 2 diabetes is not a death sentence. It's (sadly) common, and not a big mystery in how to manage: healthy diet, exercise, don't be a human walrusmonster. Fatties lose weight and reverse it all the time, by not being fatties anymore. It's pretty cool, it's like, if you treat your body with respect and take care of it and heal it, it does what it's supposed to, like use insulin correctly. Crazy talk, I know!

Broken record: all she cares about is eating. That's the sum of her life, eating. That's the only thing she wants to "share", eating. Walk a dog? Gurl, that cuts into eating time. Everything else in her life is just how she fills the empty minutes until she can eat again. As her symptoms and issues grow, she just adjusts, and keeps eating. When she's bed bound (soon), she'll make fake-chipper rationalizations that "it's not that bad, I get more time to reflect how awesome and powerful I am, and insperashunal!", and wave her trotter and oink how nobody knows what they're talking about, she's FINE. [dumb emojies].

* Her life is a dead lawn, with her brain as a rotted stump in the middle of it. You have two choices, when dealing with rotted stumps: sit a planter on it and pretend it's "quaint", or yank that rotted fucker out, and replant, for new, healthy growth.

Guess what she's chosen.

Damn. Well said.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

"I didn't use salt for this, y'all."
*Uses Garlic Powder and covers food in sriracha*

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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This has been bothering me. I tried to "chart" her face to highlight the asymmetry. No idea what I'm doing, but do you guys see this? One side of her face is so much wider than the other (her right side; our left in the photo). The left cheek protrudes so much more. I don't think it's possible that it's just bloating (from her possibly sleeping on that side causing fluid to accumulate there, for example).

She's uneven as FAWK, even putting Becky's wonky proportions to shame. And I swear I saw the same characteristic in Amber's mom's mugshot that was posted here recently.

What do you think, Am I taking crazy pills?

I don't know if that side of her face is bigger, or if she holds her head crookedly. It's almost as if when she's facing straight ahead, she actually has her head turned very slightly to her left, bringing the right side of her face forward.

Put another way, it's like her left side (the side with the wonky eye) is pulled back/down slightly. As though she might have some kind of muscle weakness or nerve damage on that side.

 

[Damaged Goods]

On a personal note, I have no idea what these deathfats find so appealing in mass quantities of fast food other than it is fast and on demand. It just tastes like old grease to me.

My guess is that it is an acquired taste, meaning that they grew up with junk food as the main source of their nutrition. I think both Amberlynn and Chantal and actually the majority of death fats that we discuss here, were already overweight in childhood, and most likely brought up with lots and lots of junk food. That can severely screw up your taste buds and maybe even your brain chemistry.

To add to what Honeybadger said, once your tastebuds (and entire GI tract) are messed up, your whole body gets used to that type of food and you start craving it more and more. But while it is extremely high both in calories and fat, it's less filling than us regular people would ever expect. That's because contrary to popular belief hunger isn't just a signal from the brain that we need more calories, it has just as much to do with nutrients. Junk food contains little to no micronutrients, so if you never eat adequate amounts of fruits and vegetables, you could have a mini AL binge and still be ravenous while feeling uncomfortably full, as contradictory as it sounds. So deathfats are constantly craving junk food due to its highly addictive qualities AND due to the fact that they're so malnourished they're always hungry for the only food their body knows.

 

[Guardsman42]

Well kiwifarms, as part of my morning routine as I eat breakfast, I check a few websites, the Farms included, I have to say you are the first site to make me take off my glasses to test where I'd need my phone to read it fairly well.

As some one with the early stages of retinopathy, I feel sharing how close/far away I needed my phone might shed some light on any one thinking 'naw because she can read it, she doesn't need glasses' and/or 'she isn't diabetic.'

Frankly, phones are extremely well backlit <Well mine is. For the record I own an S7. It is not an antiquated pile of shit, it falls into the Modern Smart Phone category>. I can hold it at a normal distance and read the screen. It merely takes concentration and a bit longer to do so, but if I were to have it as far away as my Computer Screen, then it's quite problematic.

For those who can not be arsed/totally do not understand Retinopathy, the biggest early signs of it are what is called Floaters. These are rather what they sound like, dark floating spots in your vision. Once they develop, you end up fairly well adjusting to their existence. You might not remember having them any more, because it's a fact of life you adapt to. She very likely has these spots in her vision. Especially given her weight has never been below majorly obese her entire life, and she refuses to being fucking aware of dangers.

Furthermore, diabetes is one of them things where 'the damage is done' and it tends to stay life complications. She is definitely in the bracket of 'wake the fuck up or lose body parts' age wise. Her body can not compensate for what she's doing any longer. It's like the hull of a ship and youth is the bilge pump. A dozen small cracks in the hull might not individually be a disaster, but when you keep slamming into the ice berg of food, they add up till you get a major crisis.

I'll leave this link here-

Diabetic Eye Disease | NIDDK

Learn about diabetes and eye disease; symptoms, warning signs, and treatments; and how you can prevent eye disease—or keep it from getting worse.

www.niddk.nih.gov

Honestly I suspect her loss of sensation in her feet and legs is at the point most doctors would feel a patient should consider panic. I still adhere the fact she has about zero complaints of pain is an indication of how far gone she is..not that isn't diabetic. When you weigh as much as her, life is painful if your nerve endings work.

 

[EH 110]

could her eyes be getting weird because she needs her glasses? i guess she could just buy a pair online since she can't fit in a eye doctor's chair, the waiting room chairs and her face might not even fit in the machines they use.

I doubt she can find glasses to fit her fat head, but she could always go for a monocle!

 

[Twinkie]

Well kiwifarms,

But do you have lazy/wonky eyes that show up in photos?

 

[Probably your mom]

maybe her face is so droopy because she eye fucks herself so hard it's stuck in "mid wink"

 

[sick mullet]

I can't see her eyes well enough when she's moving to guess what type of strabismus or amblyopia she has, but it looks to me like it's not a full lazy eye (like Graeme Kelly) so much as one eye is not keeping up with the other. She can also read her phone like that because her bad eye basically "shuts off" and her working vision is focused in one eye. She can still see out of the eye, but double vision causes such strain that she likely squints or closes one eye because reading makes them so sore/tired. This will cause strain that worsens the acuity in her better eye and cause further degradation in the muscles, which will in turn make her look even more lazy / wall eyed.

She needs to see an opthalmologist; it's bad enough that she's probably going to need to try therapy to train her eyes to work together without as much strain and glasses with corrective prisms to help keep that eye in check. I don't think it's bad enough that it can't be helped at all, but it will absolutely keep getting worse if she doesn't see someone about it as soon as possible. I have to imagine that AL's having awful migraines and eye pain, and if she's not noticing double vision yet, she will soon. Since she's inside all day, she's likely not seeing just how bad her focus is getting; gradual loss of acuity can be pretty sneaky.

But do you have lazy/wonky eyes that show up in photos?

Retinopathy itself won't cause your eyes to look fucked up to others in this way, but worsening visual acuity (which can be caused by retinopathy) weakening the muscles will. But yes, when it gets worse, you'll start to see it in photos. Google image "strabismus" or "amblyopia." (Also, I know David Bowie had anisocoria, I'm pretty sure he also had strabismus.) She needs corrective lenses or she will no longer have both eyes working together, and they'll make for some wacky looking peepers.

(Amberlynn, hurry gorl -- if you can't see or walk, you're going to be bored as fuck on pillow mountain!)


Edit: I'll post any other speculation regarding her eyes in the medical thread.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

So any bets on when our gorl will upload again? She seems to like the hate and ad sense bucks.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Her food though!!! Did I read here that she claimed to just LOVVVVEEE grilled salmon? Why not make that instead? Takes really no effort .. season it, throw on the pan, just have to flip it once really .. takes less effort than the stirring around of the chicken sausages and sodium filled green beans .. she can even still sit and relax at the stove while doing it ...
Curious as to what her current weigh in will reveal ...

 

[Twinkie]

So any bets on when our gorl will upload again? She seems to like the hate and ad sense bucks.

She's claming she's back on a M-W-F schedule so a video should go up today. But she also said that she had a lot of videos filmed so it may well be some old preflimed stuff