EAT WITH ME | WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! 5/15/19

[むらさき]

I'm eagerly awaiting her first "Beezin".

 

[Arcturus]

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This has been bothering me. I tried to "chart" her face to highlight the asymmetry. No idea what I'm doing, but do you guys see this? One side of her face is so much wider than the other (her right side; our left in the photo). The left cheek protrudes so much more. I don't think it's possible that it's just bloating (from her possibly sleeping on that side causing fluid to accumulate there, for example).

She's uneven as FAWK, even putting Becky's wonky proportions to shame. And I swear I saw the same characteristic in Amber's mom's mugshot that was posted here recently.

What do you think, Am I taking crazy pills?

It's probably because her face is so huge that it's more noticeable. It's kinda like how women have one tit that's slightly bigger. And the bigger they are, the more noticeable the asymmetry is. Draws more focus. Also with hamber I think sometimes the lighting plays into her looking weirder. The fat rolls and hanging skin create strange shadows. Like how her fucking forearm has rolls that you can see in this picture.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I can't wait for that last image to show up as someone's avatar.

Ha, done!

 

[Long time lurker]

Hamber will throw being genuine and sincere out of the window

To quote Amber: LOL. She doesn't know the meaning of either word. She has never, in her miserable life, been genuine or sincere.

I'm just trying to figure out when Hamber will figure out that she has hit rock bottom?

5 mins after whatever organ failure that will do her in. AKA, never.

Amber you ate yourself re.tarded.

Nah, she was born that way.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Am I the only one that is disturbed to the faces that she does on the video towards the cat??? so far than funny or surprised that she can look like, what I see is an aggressive reaction from her against the cat... (like if the cat was going to steal her food and she was going to attack him) you don't look like that to your pet when shows up when you are eating... she doesn't make a blink when is staring to the animal... (I think she is to lazy even for that )
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The body language in this one is really interesting. Maybe we all just see what we want to see in those vacant expressions, but I agree. To me, that looks like a person that would totally backhand her "furbaby" right off the counter, if the judging eye of the camera wasn't pointed right at her. Like, her natural instinct and reaction would not be one of feigned surprise. It would be pure irritation that hair almost got in her food. Aggressive and unapologetic.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Am I the only one that is disturbed to the faces that she does on the video towards the cat??? so far than funny or surprised that she can look like, what I see is an aggressive reaction from her against the cat... (like if the cat was going to steal her food and she was going to attack him) you don't look like that to your pet when shows up when you are eating... she doesn't make a blink when is staring to the animal... (I think she is to lazy even for that )
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I can't stop looking at these and the GIF that someone posted on page 4. Her facial expression is so blank yet so goofy. It's fascinating to see this on a real human being.

The body language in this one is really interesting. Maybe we all just see what we want to see in those vacant expressions, but I agree. To me, that looks like a person that would totally backhand her "furbaby" right off the counter, if the judging eye of the camera wasn't pointed right at her. Like, her natural instinct and reaction would not be one of feigned surprise. It would be pure irritation that hair almost got in her food. Aggressive and unapologetic.

AL has thrown animals for lesser "infractions" before so I wouldn't be surprised if she would've done that if she wouldn't be caught redhanded. She's like an animal protecting her kill around food.

Does Twinkie even get car rides? Walks would be better for her health, yes. But I can't remember the last time that Twinkie went out of the house. Dogs love going out with their humans. It's great enrichment for both partners. (And even better if, y'know, the dog's nails are fucking trimmed so walking isn't painful.)

 

[mekalekahi]

It looks like she cant even focus on rairity when she looks up, she looks behind her to the side and takes a minute to notice what's there. Even when she speaks to her shes crossed eyed and looking around like shes blind.

She doesnt want to be seen as a bad pet owner so her interactions are very calculated with the pets. She always looks super nervous when touching rairity or that voice she does is super fake. The clip of her tossing trixie is how she treats them regularly I'm sure.

 

[Twinkie]

The only reason that cat jumps up in her face is because it's used to getting fed scraps. She's pretending like this behavior is surprising to compensate for how boring and devoid of personality she is. Someone pointed that out when we were discussing her Subway mookBONG last year and it stuck with me. Made me see her behavior in a new way. She exaggerates her reactions to mundane things.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Ah, I see. Like I said, I didn't really look into his life. In any case, it is 100% guarantee that being super morbidly obese is an early death sentence. Arguing whether AL, or Chantal, will live to 35, 40, or 50 is pointless IMHO. They WILL die much sooner because of it, and not instantly of a heart attack as so many like to claim. Mostly it is the Beetus which leads to other organ failures.
On a personal note, I have no idea what these deathfats find so appealing in mass quantities of fast food other than it is fast and on demand. It just tastes like old grease to me.

This is something you see in a lot of Americans, and people that get hooked on american food. It's made to overload your pallete with salt and sugar (which your body does crave because they're essential), and so much greasy fat you'll feel full for days. It's addicting by design and people that have only ever known it are so hooked that anything that ISN'T cheesecake factory orange chicken (for example..) don't know how to comprehend more subtle flavors. Also because fast food lacks subtle flavor there's only one way to go with it, and that is MORE. You could hand Amber a finely made cuisine of the freshest ingredients cooked to perfection... and she would say it tastes like cardboard, whar the salt!?

But short answer it's highly addicting food that... surprise, people get addicted to and crave it all the time, it really is that simple.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

This has been bothering me. I tried to "chart" her face to highlight the asymmetry. No idea what I'm doing, but do you guys see this? One side of her face is so much wider than the other (her right side; our left in the photo). The left cheek protrudes so much more. I don't think it's possible that it's just bloating (from her possibly sleeping on that side causing fluid to accumulate there, for example).

She's uneven as FAWK, even putting Becky's wonky proportions to shame. And I swear I saw the same characteristic in Amber's mom's mugshot that was posted here recently.

What do you think, Am I taking crazy pills?

This is pretty common in overweight people who live very sedentary lives. I don't know if it has a proper medical term, but I've heard called 'listing' (as in nautically). It's just the extra fat accumulating on one side more than the other. Typically it happens on the side of the non-dominate hand, and signs of it can be seen even as early as the 27-29 bmi ranges. No one's body is perfectly symmetrical, but the higher the bmi the more obvious it becomes.

Kudos for trying to map her face though. Actually seeing the mapping really shows how fucked her structure is nowadays.

 

[Tall Michael]

Not since watching my own grandmother die of Alzheimer's have I heard such dull, vacuous rambling come from one person.

 

[Norisent]

Her meal legitimately looks like this dog food, but I think she would have a healthier meal if she ate that instead.

Spoiler

 

[Fupacabra]

Amber likes her meals to look the same going in and coming out.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

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6 chews for that mouthful. Yikes.

 

[literally low-key]

She can now walk for 3 minutes, but only once a day.

 

[New & Improved Username]

So is she going to be 29 or 30 this year? Because this is the age when youth doesn't bail you out anymore. With normal humans that might mean you have to skip an extra snack or two but Al eats like a week's worth of food for a normal person every day. I would be shocked if she didn't have beetus at the very least. The ER tests would have told her that & I bet she thought she'd diet the beetus away (failed) so now she'll ignore it until her laygs and feet are dead. Then she'll have a real excuse for not walking.

 

[Guardsman42]

I had this realization she is in effect, now a prized hog..I mean basically in the literal sense. She's a massively fattened mammal that is put on display for money. Whose only real reason to exist and be praised is her sheer fat.

And just like the prized hog, she isn't slaughtered, because she can keep on winning that prize money by being fed on the cheapest swill in existence. And like a prized hog..she reeks. Some one occasionally slaps her fat to make sure she's packing it on and that's it.

She can't claim any more intelligence then a prize winning pig either, the pig and her both continue to gorge on food all day, despite every warning sign about it's effects flashing in front of them.


Hope you are proud of your self Hamber, you managed to make your self into an actual pig.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Now tell me this bitch doesn't read this forum.

Completely disagree. She's more of a cunt than a bitch.

 

[8008135]

She's more of a cunt than a bitch.

Eh, as the saying goes, she has neither the depth nor the warmth to qualify.

 

[Eric's_Lisp]

Dude, she was not at all shocked about the cat like she acted to be. That cat probably be jumping on the table on a daily. I believe over-exaggeration of emotions and theatrics is part of Histrionic personality disorder?

On a side note, imagine that face when you roll over in bed at the crack of dawn and she tells you "I performed oral sex on you while you were sleeping..."