EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

[Potato Burrito]

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[AbendCode12]

you cannot get foodstamps if you're illegally in the country, and it doesnt mean anything if they're overweight, they need to be fed too

You can not be more wrong. Illegals need to stop committing crimes and leave, and fats need to starve until they are normal sized.

• The 2022 SIPP indicates that 54 percent of households headed by immigrants — naturalized citizens, legal residents, and illegal immigrants — used one or more major welfare program. This compares to 39 percent for U.S.-born households.
• The rate is 59 percent for non-citizen households (e.g. green card holders and illegal immigrants).
• Compared to households headed by the U.S.-born, immigrant-headed households have especially high use of food programs (36 percent vs. 25 percent for the U.S.-born), Medicaid (37 percent vs. 25 percent for the U.S.-born), and the Earned Income Tax Credit (16 percent vs. 12 percent for the U.S.-born)

• https://cis.org/Report/Welfare-Use-Immigrants-and-USBorn

 

[Naproxen Sodium]

Down to two hours now, lol.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

"Sheeeet we dun wan't no chink food, we wants our EBT" - Black People

Yeah, what would they give, rice and lentils?

I think we should all eat a nice lentil meal on November 1st to celebrate Total EBT Death. I have at least 20 lbs of it.

 

[Judex Meus]

I'm literally at Walmart rn buying stuff to make soup and a 500 pound nigger chick in a Hijab just scooted by with a cart almost entirely full of soda.

You need to get in touch with your Hungarian roots and start removing kebab, György

Happy Halloween, bigots, niggers, faggots, and niggerfaggots!

I usually just shorten it to "biggerfaggots"

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I would definitely just give a mugger my wallet to avoid getting shot. I live to fight another day, I don't carry much cash, I can cancel my cards, I can call the police and maybe the guy gets caught. If I get shot I'm dead or injured.

You're supposed to have a gun to shoot the nigger before it shoots you. These days we have Venezuelans too and they're used to killing people for 50 pesos.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I would definitely just give a mugger nigger my wallet

Mugger won't kill you for a couple 20s. Black mugger will.

Yeah, what would they give, rice and lentils?

I think we should all eat a nice lentil meal on November 1st to celebrate Total EBT Death. I have at least 20 lbs of it.

Fuck that, we're having steak and eggs for dinner tomorrow. Spent $25 on some delicious top sirloin just for the occasion.

 

[DavidS877]

In my state the gibs are spread out over the first 10 days of the month, so it will take 10 days to reach full retard.

 

[NoReturn]

Some hoe with dior bags and balici glasses talking with an asmr voice.

And TWO Labubus!

 

[Welfare Bum]

Anything will ever happen except something. Ffs I was hoping to see nigger riots.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Down to two hours now, lol.

I finally get to finish the trilogy.
George A. Romero presents:
Land of the Deadbeats

The substantive argument isn't about whether it is a "budget" or a "continuing budget resolution," but whether there were opportunities to avoid the actual catastrophe, and there were 12.

There were 13, not 12. I don't say that because I'm OCD I just wanted to correct the record because 13 is actually more fun because it's the spooky season.
I'm absolutely counting that time that they wanted to fund just food stamps and the Republicans told them to go fuck themselves lmao.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Fuck that, we're having steak and eggs for dinner tomorrow. Spent $25 on some delicious top sirloin just for the occasion.

I think I'll try making red lentil köftes. Last time I tried it, it was a mess, but now I want to master it.

https://www.mediterrasian.com/delicious_recipes_red_lentil_kofta.htm

 

[Betonhaus]

In my state the gibs are spread out over the first 10 days of the month, so it will take 10 days to reach full retard.
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assuming that the ones in the second half don't join in and realise that their gibs aren't coming soon. We should probably hit peak retard in three days when word of mouth gets around.

Nobody's going to wait their turn to riot, as soon as people they know can confirm the EBT isn't coming they will start.

 

[The Last Stand]

The part about Dems wanting healthcare for illegals and everybody transgender is a lie.

That claim is as true as Joan Crawford being an abusive mother with wire hangers.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

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You'll have to forgive ol' Ted here, he's not been the same since he stopped killing. Can't have them catching the Zodiac can we?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

We are going to get blueballed aren't we?

 

[nelly98]

I hope we get another Kenosha Kid out of this.

 

[Betonhaus]

We are going to get blueballed aren't we?

I doubt it, but it will definitely start this weekend if it does happen. I would put money on it starting off strong Saturday night

I hope we get another Kenosha Kid out of this.

A Sam's Club Son?

 

[Naproxen Sodium]

We are going to get blueballed aren't we?

We didn't about Covid, so who fucking knows?

 

[Lip Glossary]

We are going to get blueballed aren't we?

No, it's too late. The 1st is tomorrow when food stamps are supposed to come out and the absolute earliest the senate can reconvene is on Monday the 3rd, so tee hee.
The only thing we have to do is depend on is the stupidity and lack of frontal lobe of the nigger to see stupid shit start to happen. Even if the Democrats fold, the earliest EBT will start trickling in is on the 4th. Do you really trust niggers to go 4 days without a "Where my muffugin EBT at" tantrum? I certainly don't.
At this point the last chance the Democrats have is to try and blame Trump and the Republicans for "Manufacturing a hunger crisis" as decrepit communist Bernie Sanders is trying to spin it. Hopefully they will try that tactic for at least a few weeks, and then this thing will go until at least Thanksgiving, then we will really see what nigger patience and restraint is made of lmao.