EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

[AnOminous]

The entire US economy is propped up by massive software companies that are shit and only hire middle manager faggots.

And they're only hiring jeets. Those ads are only the thinnest veneer to pretend they're even seeking actual Americans to do the job they pretend they can't fill with a qualified American before importing some incompetent foreigner who can't even speak English instead.

It's Black culture.

Why the fuck are you capitalizing black? It's an adjective, not a proper noun.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Is this gonna be a permanent thing or is it just until the gubmint shutdown?

 

[DominoPetachi]

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Found out in the wild. Migrants, both illegal and legal are gaming the system and shut out too.

I worked at a grocery store many moons ago. Back then (late 90s) you not only had to ask if they wanted paper or plastic and they always wanted paper IN plastic, you also had to ask if they needed help with their grocery laden carts. Of course they always wanted us to wheel their carts out and load their trunks with their EBT groceries. I can’t even count the times I helped people take their EBT groceries to their cars and the cars were BMW, Mercedes, Lexus. Straight up luxury vehicles. I’ve hated the concept of welfare ever since because the abuse of it is so egregious. Also, you really get to understand how revolting society is when you work at grocery store or any service job.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Why the fuck are you capitalizing black? It's an adjective, not a proper noun.

chinese aren't very good at english these days. smh. they used to teach their propagandists to speak in southern drawls and now they capitalize black.

 

[WelperHelper99]

just remember the following:
if you say you didnt vote for this, but absolutely voted for turnip in the election and would vote for him on a 3rd term in 2028, then you absolutely did vote for this

Yes. I did vote for this.

 

[AnOminous]

If a libshit commie whines about this being inhumane, you point out that this is literally everything they have ever wanted, and 50 times better than the living conditions in the Soviet Union. Then you beat them to death with a rock because they're commies.

This actually is an idealized form of communism, though. It shaves off the rough edges to some extent, since if you want to do art or just do nothing at all, you can exist in the niggercube and maybe your art takes off and you're rewarded for having actually contributed to society.

Or maybe you want to be an ascetic monk type. You can do that too.

Or you can be lazy and dabble at work and get a few luxuries.

Or you can hulk out at work and drive around in your luxury car and buy your mansion.

But let's face it, it wouldn't work. The niggercubes would turn into something even more Hellish than they sound like and you'd just end up with even crazier more criminal people.

You're basically describing a 19th century workhouse.

The workhouse really didn't give you the option of just doing nothing. But yes, it would end up just as badly.

There's a problem with ideas like this. They could conceivably work if you imagine a government full of competent, ethical people. Any time you have an idea involving "the government should do this," you need to consider "can a government full of incompetent evil morons somehow do this?"

 

[Betonhaus]

Governor Youngkin, a Republican in VA, has announced the state will pay for SNAP out of pocket using the budget surplus he created in his time as governor. Despite putting the state in a position to be able to pay for nigger gibs and setting up this program, the retards of that state are still likely to put a dem in the governor seat in two weeks.

Well i suppose that if he doesn't get in that means less of a budget surplus for the Democrats to steal

 

[AnOminous]

Oh this is gonna be quite the shitshow. The amount of people learning niggertry will understand the fatigue and why people liked Epic Beard Man in the first place. He subconsciously tapped into nigger fatigue.

CALL DA AMBER LAMPS!

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I think the solution is to dig a giant hole, call it the nigger pit, and exile all the niggers into the giant nigger hole and see how they survive in there, while the rest of the populous cleans up the mess they left behind.

 

[Beavis]

And they're only hiring jeets. Those ads are only the thinnest veneer to pretend they're even seeking actual Americans to do the job they pretend they can't fill with a qualified American before importing some incompetent foreigner who can't even speak English instead.

If it wasn’t for AI bubble spending GDP for this quarter would be flat.

 

[Male Idiot]

If we're using that analogy, there's a portion of the world that sees America as akin to a giant diseased ape in your apartment that eats money and suffers from life threatening obesity and constant diarrhea, but viciously savages you every time you try to give it free healthcare. So there.

Spoiler: One good analogy deserves another

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The ape also tells you how it is superior and how it saved you all the time and how you must love niggers.

I don't know how people can come to that conclusion when the USA funds so much of their existence. The moment Trump told the EU he was planning on pulling funding from Ukraine and having less military presence in the region, they pitched a collective fit.

Because they swore fealty to Israel for said gorilla.

Let's extrapolate

But the ape also provides you the global conditions and protections necessary for your free health care and easy of life, but you continue to doubt it's wisdom a refuse to pay for portion of the agreed upon protections the gorilla has provided since 1941. When the gorilla tells you to stop letting violent people off the street set up a cot in your living room you call it cruel and when they steal from you you blame the gorilla for destroying the vagrants home after they attacked the gorilla.

When the gorilla shares it's discoveries and break through in science and technology to make your life better he doesn't make you pay him, and even has gone as fast as let you create factories to build his told as he does in his own home. But then you keep getting caught selling the gorillas gifts of knowledge to a rabid inbred bear and a vicious panda that keeps trying to fuck with the gorilla.

Sounds like the gorilla needs to beat the fuck out of you and feed your diseased carcass to the bats

Except that is all due because the gorilla beat you up with the bear when you were mean to Israel.

You beat the wolf's teeth out and turned it slammed and smashed, and now you ree that it can't fight for itself.

The bears will make the toothless microbully that is EU dance. The ape can throw its India around, but he made the wolf into a microbully.

You domesticated the wolf. Now you get to hear it squeel and yap as a chihuahua.

Don't blame the wolf.

Also I was promised TND by starvation. End the gibs, I want to see Planet of the Apes 2025.

 

[Ed Special]

Bring back government cheese. Empty out those cheese caverns. That shit made excellent grilled cheese sandwiches by the way, which went well with the canned tomato soup with white labels. When I was a kid people quit making fun of the welfare kids for being on welfare once they got a taste of those.

The cheese in the cheese cave doesn't technically belong to the US Gov't anymore, IIRC, and was all sold to food companies when they all realized how good and useful it was. This is a big part of why pizzas and cheeseburgers have so much more cheese nowadays vs ~60 years ago.

Hate Reddit Commies all you want, but this is far from the only instance I can think of off the top of my head where the Public Interest was sold up the creek to Corporate Interests by the US Federal Government for pennies on the dollar compared to the value the Public would have gotten.

 

[Sasmate]

I think the solution is to dig a giant hole, call it the nigger pit, and exile all the niggers into the giant nigger hole and see how they survive in there, while the rest of the populous cleans up the mess they left behind.

We should clear out everyone in the entire state of Ohio or some other barren state, erect giant 10 foot electric fences, and have a hunger games-esque thunderdome composed of illiegal immigrants, pedos, rapists, irresponsible niggers, Jeets, and violent protestors

Yes, I stole this idea from that insufferable white knight George Carlin. Added my own touch.

 

[AnOminous]

An actuall good idea;standardized,affordable and nutritious food boxes instead of food stamps that you'll use to increase your BMI and decrease your insulin reponse to burden public healthcare.

In reality though you'd end up with Mr. Beast delivering moldy lunchables knockoffs because he put in the lowest bid.

 

[Giant Machine]

I think the solution is to dig a giant hole, call it the nigger pit, and exile all the niggers into the giant nigger hole and see how they survive in there, while the rest of the populous cleans up the mess they left behind.

So, Liberia?

 

[Internet-Based Lobotomy]

Make EBT users who aren't working take a fucking cooking class

Why are we constantly looking for ways to help those who won't help themselves?

baby formula

It's so over for the little one, already on cattle feed.

this is a legitimately good point. After applying for almost 2 years, only NOW have I - a professional with 5 years of experience in my field - landed a higher-paying job. And I can't keep track of how many jobs I've applied to and interviewed for before finally landing one

The job market would instantly be benefited by mass deportations of the cheap competition and the tax rape of industries that export their companies over seas. There's plenty of shit low class American cattle could do, they wouldn't need so much gibs if they were actually forced to fucking work. Farmers that hire Mexicans (that got them all exempted from the deportations BTW) could just have a busload of section 8 niggers shipped out and those coons would fucking pick berries. Your gibs me dats are directly tied to your output. "Mexicans do the jobs nobody wants to do." Yeah instead those jobs could be given to the cancer sores and it's do it or starve. Even the 7 little niglets could be out there if we somehow lack the adult negro population to replace the spics. Although at this rate I think we should just do an exchange. Anyways I'm not even sure what your job entails but if it's not in direct competition with cheap brown people then maybe it just wasn't in demand?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Bring back government cheese. Empty out those cheese caverns. That shit made excellent grilled cheese sandwiches by the way, which went well with the canned tomato soup with white labels. When I was a kid people quit making fun of the welfare kids for being on welfare once they got a taste of those.

I would go over and have one of these lunch after lunches after school with my welfare bro every other day.

My friends and I used to get gubment cheese when I was in college. We'd buy cheap corn tortillas and fry them into chips, then cut off a 1 pound hunk of the cheese and melt it in a can of Rotel tomatoes. Best fucking nachos ever. You can substitute Velveeta, but it's not nearly as good.

We also used the commodity flour to make stir-and-roll biscuits, and made gravy with saved-up bacon grease and powdered milk from the box. I made BBQ beans out of the monthly kidney bean allotment, and people thought that shit was gourmet (it wasn't, it was beans, brown sugar, ketchup, mustard, dry onions, and Worcestershire sauce). We were poor as fuck but our friends didn't go hungry and neither did we.

I have a hard time imagining members of our current society scraping together anything from the raw ingredients in a commodity box. I always thought they should have included recipe printouts for easy common foods that only required a few add-ins from outside the box.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

Why are we constantly looking for ways to help those who won't help themselves?

It's so over for the little one, already on cattle feed.

The job market would instantly be benefited by mass deportations of the cheap competition and the tax rape of industries that export their companies over seas. There's plenty of shit low class American cattle could do, they wouldn't need so much gibs if they were actually forced to fucking work. Farmers that hire Mexicans (that got them all exempted from the deportations BTW) could just have a busload of section 8 niggers shipped out and those coons would fucking pick berries. Your gibs me dats are directly tied to your output. "Mexicans do the jobs nobody wants to do." Yeah instead those jobs could be given to the cancer sores and it's do it or starve. Even the 7 little niglets could be out there if we somehow lack the adult negro population to replace the spics. Although at this rate I think we should just do an exchange. Anyways I'm not even sure what your job entails but if it's not in direct competition with cheap brown people then maybe it just wasn't in demand?

YOU retards on tugboats ARE the gibs me dats that should be working the fields. Your plans never include yourselves and you are a net negative on society.

 

[Male Idiot]

I got a solution. Not a final one, but one that has been based on an idea provided earlier.

-Give them concrete favelas with one bed rooms and a shower cubicle. The shower can be above a yugoslav toilet so it takes less space.
-Feed them nutriloaf and water.
-Do NOT give them a phone. Give them a serial number.
-The serial number will link to a profile for employers to offer them work.
-They get sent a paper notice, if they accept the work, they get money. The money is in a piggy bank.
-The one of the good uns can use this to gather funds that are held back until they get goodboy points from employers.
-When a nignog gets 48 presidential goodboy voteups from employers, he can collect the money and move out of the work hab.
-They would get 1 goodboy vote for every month of work that went well without chimpouts and niggertime not showing up.
-So to get 48 gbps, they'll need to be employed for at least 4 years. If a nigga can do that, he has proven his Kangdom to society.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Which one of you is Black Pigeon Speaks.

Neggers believing the hype, they are the physically superior race. I have know some real tough guys. There was a reason Rampage Jackson was respectful of Danny Henderson.

I can't be Felix Rex. Not that old nor am I friends with Andy Warski.

As for niggers believing the hype, its bound to happen when they're literal sub-iq retards and as such, buys into the hype quite easily especially if you factor in the broken families niggers come out from... the types that will believe anything just to forget about the shitshow that is their existance.