EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

[MisterListerTheBlister]

All these complicated "solutions" when the simplest one is just deporting them all back to Africa, India, and Mexico, occasionally scrambling a nigger in India or a jeet in Africa for extra laughs.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

I just want everyone to remember that most of these EBT parasites bitching about the cut off are obese. Imagine how many miscarriages, and heart attacks have already happened from something that isn't in effect yet because these people had meltdowns. Their reactions to their "entitlements" being cut has already made the issue less severe.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

I got a solution. Not a final one, but one that has been based on an idea provided earlier.

-Give them concrete favelas with one bed rooms and a shower cubicle. The shower can be above a yugoslav toilet so it takes less space.
-Feed them nutriloaf and water.
-Do NOT give them a phone. Give them a serial number.
-The serial number will link to a profile for employers to offer them work.
-They get sent a paper notice, if they accept the work, they get money. The money is in a piggy bank.
-The one of the good uns can use this to gather funds that are held back until they get goodboy points from employers.
-When a nignog gets 48 presidential goodboy voteups from employers, he can collect the money and move out of the work hab.
-They would get 1 goodboy vote for every month of work that went well without chimpouts and niggertime not showing up.
-So to get 48 gbps, they'll need to be employed for at least 4 years. If a nigga can do that, he has proven his Kangdom to society.

Most of the posters in this thread couldn't achieve this, especially the no phone and not calling off work all the time parts.

 

[WhiteBoySummer]

There's a version of EBT and welfare in general which supports people who genuinely need it, like veterans who got their legs blown off by an IED or workers who lost a hand to machinery. People get fucked by circumstances outside their control, I'd be happy to send some tax money to give them basic food.

There's another version that would support white families who have kids, making childrearing cheaper and more attractive, and long-term be a net positive by ensuring we have a workforce without the "need" to import infinity jeets.

Neither of these is what we have now. It's insane that EBT pays for cheetos and mountain dew. I've heard libniggers argue that restrictions on EBT purchases don't do anything, because people will just spend their money on junk food anyway. They don't understand that EBT is OUR money, paid to them, and we get to decide what they do with it.

Food stamps within America and foreign aid without incentivize the dumbest, laziest people on the planet to multiply without end and teach their children to depend on Western governments. If living off welfare is comfortable, more and more people will do it until something breaks.

That's what everyone needs to understand. Something will break eventually. If we keep EBT going out of white guilt, it will be the national debt or some kind of taxpayer revolt. If we cut it off suddenly, niggers will be the ones who are forced to act to try and preserve it. I would much rather put niggers into a do-or-die situation now, when we have a federal government who might act appropriately, than later. And certainly much rather them be forced to act than us.

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

While I am pro TND, a TNF will be a start.

Also, question, is the EBT by race chart spammed here is the amount of getters or the amount of money received? Because gibs mathematicians like to balance charts by counting crippled White man who gets 1$ EBT the same as the welfare queen who gets 2000$ for 10 kids (that is still counted as 1).

 

[Epic Fail Man]

All these complicated "solutions" when the simplest one is just deporting them all back to Africa, India, and Mexico, occasionally scrambling a nigger in India or a jeet in Africa for extra laughs.

Hey, if India is sending all their people to us we might as well return the favor.

 

[ProximityThrill]

To quote Dear Sneeder once again:

Stop stealing my money.

I'm libertarian-leaning on economics, but this is too far. People with disabilities, people down on their luck, people out of work due to cancer...There are people out there who aren't parasites that need some support. I think the welfare State needs to be gutted, but there needs to be some kind of backup for the disabled and a few other cases.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Lol thankfully this page is satire. I'm familiar with the guy, it says so right in his bio. That said, this most definitely does happen, just not this guy in particular.

To be fair. Satire has to have a realm of believability and truth to it. Satire isn't just criticism with humor. It's argumentum ad ridiculum. If there is no truth or similarity to the reality, it ceases to be satire and simply becomes spoof, which can still be funny, but has no elements of truth.

In essence. The reflection of reality and the believability he's telling the truth is why it's good satire.

 

[Cpucake]

this reminds of me of when i see (buzzword incoming) abled body niggers use the grocery store scooter to go shopping in my area. they have no good reason to use it and take away accessibility to those who ACTUALLY need it. pisses me off big time. stop being lazy fucks goddammit.

edit: when my mom was sick awhile ago from surgery, we were trying to shop and there was nothing she could use to get around easily thanks to these assholes. we were upset.

 

[anon101x]

I'm libertarian-leaning on economics, but this is too far. People with disabilities, people down on their luck, people out of work due to cancer...There are people out there who aren't parasites that need some support. I think the welfare State needs to be gutted, but there needs to be some kind of backup for the disabled and a few other cases.

It really is retarded. I like watching niggers get triggered. But fucking with people’s food stamps is just stupid. Food stamps is probably the singular, one and only thing, I find it okay to trade off having gross welfare queens - if it means helping people who actually need it.

There aren’t many welfare programs I can say that for. But food stamps is without a doubt a positive more so than a negative. Like one of the ONLY welfare programs that is.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

"let's reinvent the wheel, i have a fantastic idea for how we can fix the welfare state"

"the lynchpin of my plan is that you can stop niggers from being niggers somehow and also that the united states government is not evil and retarded"

OVERLY COMPLICATED HORSESHIT FOLLOWS, DON'T WORRY, I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS:

[INSERT YOUR DOOMED TO FAILURE NEOFAVELA CONCEPT OR DELUDED SELF IMPROVEMENT SCHEME HERE, THE POSSIBILITES ARE ENDLESS! THE OUTCOMES ARE LARGELY THE SAME!]

 

[a-Lager]

just remember the following:
if you say you didnt vote for this, but absolutely voted for turnip in the election and would vote for him on a 3rd term in 2028, then you absolutely did vote for this

Youre right I didnt vote for this.
But I am plesently surprised

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I just know these ashy, fucking nigs, are gonna start looting the popeyes, walmarts, and any other stores that carry popeyes cajun turkey. Yes that's a actual thing that exists (all you do is put the pre-cooked bird in a oven until its hot to eat, literally the nigger's lazy turkey)
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They're gonna loot the popeyes turkey, they're gonna loot the Hennessey, the malt liquor, the grape soda, the watermelon, any black food, you know these niggers are gonna steal their favorite items.

Unrelated, but that turkey sounds damn good. I don't care how trashy or lazy this is. I love cajun seasonings.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

In reality though you'd end up with Mr. Beast delivering moldy lunchables knockoffs because he put in the lowest bid.

I mean, honestly, would it be that much worse than how EBT is in practice now?

 

[Taser Confetti]

I got a solution. Not a final one, but one that has been based on an idea provided earlier.

-Give them concrete favelas with one bed rooms and a shower cubicle. The shower can be above a yugoslav toilet so it takes less space.
-Feed them nutriloaf and water.
-Do NOT give them a phone. Give them a serial number.
-The serial number will link to a profile for employers to offer them work.
-They get sent a paper notice, if they accept the work, they get money. The money is in a piggy bank.
-The one of the good uns can use this to gather funds that are held back until they get goodboy points from employers.
-When a nignog gets 48 presidential goodboy voteups from employers, he can collect the money and move out of the work hab.
-They would get 1 goodboy vote for every month of work that went well without chimpouts and niggertime not showing up.
-So to get 48 gbps, they'll need to be employed for at least 4 years. If a nigga can do that, he has proven his Kangdom to society.

With the civil unrest/civil war you'll cause you might as well just declare TND and begin deporting nogs at bayonet point to Liberia like we should have after the Civil War.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

I'm libertarian-leaning on economics, but this is too far. People with disabilities, people down on their luck, people out of work due to cancer...There are people out there who aren't parasites that need some support. I think the welfare State needs to be gutted, but there needs to be some kind of backup for the disabled and a few other cases.

churches and family and free association are for that. for a libertarian it sounds like you don't mind spending other peoples' money.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I mean, honestly, would it be that much worse than how EBT is in practice now?

As-is, you can spend EBT responsibly on healthy, tasty, inexpensive foods. You can also spend it on slop. Under this hypothetical system, you have no choice but to eat slop.

Under the current system, you pay taxes so the government can give people money to eat. Sometimes this is used by people going through a temporary rough patch, sometimes this is used by retards.
Under this system, you pay taxes so the government can give that money directly to Mr Beast.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

There's a version of EBT and welfare in general which supports people who genuinely need it, like veterans who got their legs blown off by an IED or workers who lost a hand to machinery. People get fucked by circumstances outside their control, I'd be happy to send some tax money to give them basic food.

There's another version that would support white families who have kids, making childrearing cheaper and more attractive, and long-term be a net positive by ensuring we have a workforce without the "need" to import infinity jeets.

Neither of these is what we have now. It's insane that EBT pays for cheetos and mountain dew. I've heard libniggers argue that restrictions on EBT purchases don't do anything, because people will just spend their money on junk food anyway. They don't understand that EBT is OUR money, paid to them, and we get to decide what they do with it.

Food stamps within America and foreign aid without incentivize the dumbest, laziest people on the planet to multiply without end and teach their children to depend on Western governments. If living off welfare is comfortable, more and more people will do it until something breaks.

That's what everyone needs to understand. Something will break eventually. If we keep EBT going out of white guilt, it will be the national debt or some kind of taxpayer revolt. If we cut it off suddenly, niggers will be the ones who are forced to act to try and preserve it. I would much rather put niggers into a do-or-die situation now, when we have a federal government who might act appropriately, than later. And certainly much rather them be forced to act than us.

Not to get personal, but I'm disabled and in a wheelchair, so finding work I can do is tough. I get federal benefits, and would consider myself as someone who really needs them. That said, I generally agree with you, but for people who are severely disabled, I hardly see the harm in allowing someone a soda. I don't particularly get the big problem people have, considering the money's going to get spent regardless. Although I do agree, people should be making healthy choices and buy things that are actually good them.

Also just for the record, I'm not a nigger

 

[Ghostse]

I do disagree with you on the difficulty of cooking though. Basic spaghetti or stir fry can be made cheaply for a crowd in under 30 minutes, and if you've really had a day you can do sandwiches. It's okay if food is sometimes just fuel.

Again, cooking is easy. its the clean up of anything you can't load into the dish washer that everyone always leaves off.

Was at the convenience store ghe other day. Saw some keeds buy 60 dollars worth of soda, red bull, chips and cookies with an EBT card.

This is the problem. Not only is it unhealthy and over prices, but the store end's of the profit goes to jeets.

Good thing private charities have food pantries.

Oh, and for a bit of levity...

Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit) [xLTTX35LNJo].mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLTTX35LNJo

To add some context to this banger:
The song/video is explicitly and intentionally mocking the retarded "Squeeze out a kid and get the gibs" ghetto mindset, and was in response to Obama expanding where EBT could be used and on what.