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AnOminous said:
This actually is an idealized form of communism, though. It shaves off the rough edges to some extent, since if you want to do art or just do nothing at all, you can exist in the niggercube and maybe your art takes off and you're rewarded for having actually contributed to society.

Or maybe you want to be an ascetic monk type. You can do that too.

Or you can be lazy and dabble at work and get a few luxuries.

Or you can hulk out at work and drive around in your luxury car and buy your mansion.

But let's face it, it wouldn't work. The niggercubes would turn into something even more Hellish than they sound like and you'd just end up with even crazier more criminal people.

The workhouse really didn't give you the option of just doing nothing. But yes, it would end up just as badly.

There's a problem with ideas like this. They could conceivably work if you imagine a government full of competent, ethical people. Any time you have an idea involving "the government should do this," you need to consider "can a government full of incompetent evil morons somehow do this?"
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Another problem is packing disaffected people cheek by jowl into a building. They wouldn't be able to "just live", they (and the cops to some extent) would be dealing with an endless stream of drama and conflict. It costs money to clean up the piss in the elevator or fix broken stuff as well.
 
FrogMinutes said:
I always imagined EBT being structured like an MMO reward system.
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An MMO reward system rewards hard work generally. Making more gets you more. You get less for making one cent too much on these assistence programs. Chris Chan's own dad discouraged him from working because of this. Companies like Goodwill are also infamous for using this as an excuse to pay their disabled employees basically nothing.
 
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
I might be missing something, how is a rotisserie chicken or watermelon on the same level as Coke?

If you're talking about lazy negro cooking it's not because they eat a lot of pre-prepared food (they do but that isn't my point), it's because they dump enough Lawry's Seasoning Salt into everything they make to hypernatremize a lobster.
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No, im not talking about the way they cook, or the amount of bullshit they put on said food. I've talked about that multiple times in the niggers eating cornstarch thread. I'm talking about they'll buy stuff in huge amounts, droves even, they'll buy enough food to serve a party or a team, and most of it is going to a 400 pound, weave wearing, smells like the ocean, wears nothing but muu-muus, stretch leggings and shitty hoe clothes, built like the bus that rosa parks was on, gorilla, niggress named lo'rhonda and her ex-prison boyfriend damarkus, and then she'll claim its for her 6 coalburner kids and that she needs that ebt for her keeeeeds, and that the "y-pipo ain't gon' take shiet from her and her baby-daddy, cause she's a boss bitch." (Typing that shit made my skin feel itchy). Then if their kids sign up for a school program for free food, they'll take their food for them.
 
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I'm not effected by the whole hoobaloo, so I've no room to talk. That said, I do find it absolutely absurd that I trashed my joints, back, hands, and head in service to the federal government, and they hand out gibs to Shaqueefa for squirting out kids, but I "make too much money" for the same programs.

Of course, I do have the VA compensation so again, I don't really have much room to bitch. But I at least fucking earned mine.
 
Internet-Based Lobotomy said:
I'm not on gibmedats you dumb nigger, I don't even qualify as I make too much money lol.
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Bom Taker said:
How much do you bet she fucked some hood niggers named Requis or Jamal. Only for her to be fucked afterwards by having 5 li'l nigglets to raise with her geriatrics in a basement. She probably got replaced by some other ugly pissant snowbunny cause she got pregnant. Her nigglet kids probably won't like her later on cause they'll find out about how "hwyt-peeble" are bad and that "they wus civilized, they wuz rulerz n'shieeeeeet." And then ditch her ass in a retirement home later in her life, or just abandon her anyways.
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The very first frame of that video was all I needed to know that she burned coal. Didn't even need to see skin. Just hair.
 
Hecate said:
winter is coming and the average negroid specimen loathes the cold. i foresee small, localized vortexes of chimpouts spurred on by activist groups, but nothing major enough to show everyone how the swarthier population behaves when sugar deprived.

or im completely wrong and this is what kicks off the civil war thats been brewing for the last 50 years. that would be really fucking funny.
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Everyone says nogs can't cold, but somehow we have Chicago, Detroit, La Cross, and Cleveland.

I think they're evolving to thwart our defenses of cold weather, and that is fucking horrifying.
 
PlugsPugs said:
Everyone says nogs can't cold, but somehow we have Chicago, Detroit, La Cross, and Cleveland.

I think they're evolving to thwart our defenses of cold weather, and that is fucking horrifying.
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We'll land humans on Mars and there will be one of two things there: Dangquandrius trying to sell you his mixtape, or Dungpreet defecating in public.
 
Bom Taker said:
They'll get the party size bags of chips, huge bags of candies, those big blocks of deli government cheese, multiple bags of rotisserie chickens, big fucking watermelons, and if they're a smoker, multiple boxes of Newport 100s
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One rationing system that did actually work was during World War II when people took shit seriously, and you'd get different colored ration stamps, and they were for different kinds of things. And we also had "Victory Gardens" both in the United States, the UK, and all the other Ally nations, to move as much of our domestic consumption back home so that we could win the war.

What do groids do? "When can we steeeeel shit this shit is so reeeeel bix nood let's riot and steeeeeeeel."
Bom Taker said:
No, im not talking about the way they cook
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Well, I am. Fuck these groids. They don't get to cook absolute garbage, spread germs by "washing" chicken, and complain that "wypipo doan seezin dey food" while plastering Lawry's all over everything, and not get put back into slavery for that alone.
 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
You get less for making one cent too much on these assistence programs.
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there needs to be a thread that's all about crafting the perfect EBT program. I could spend days running through EBT hypotheticals.
By perfect I mean maximizing entertainment for society,

like forcing someone BY LAW to make a video defending some shitty thing.
and then the next week forcing them to make a response video shitting on their own video, pretending to be someone else.

or go for the AVGN EBT approach:
Force people to review shitty games that suck ass in order to get their monthly tug boat.
 
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FrogMinutes said:
there needs to be a thread that's all about crafting the perfect EBT program. I could spend days running through EBT hypotheticals.
By perfect I mean maximizing entertainment for society,
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I guess you could bring freak shows back to fix issues like moderately disabled people getting punished for working. Some of those freaks made a shitload of money off their misfortunes. Just make it so that they can't be taken advantage of by carnies this time. Also no kidnapping or buying disabled kids.
 
PlugsPugs said:
Everyone says nogs can't cold, but somehow we have Chicago, Detroit, La Cross, and Cleveland.

I think they're evolving to thwart our defenses of cold weather, and that is fucking horrifying.
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You're forgetting Upstate NY. Syracuse is 90% "da hood", 10% jeets (the closer you get to the Canadian border, the more jeets you encounter).
 
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