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when did planet nibiru get food stamps? this bitch says it's time to flip tables. she's never flipped a table in her life, every table she's ever been at has been upright and empty after she's done with it.

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MetokurGroomedMe said:
when did planet nibiru get food stamps? this bitch says it's time to flip tables. she's never flipped a table in her life, every table she's ever been at has been upright and empty after she's done with it.

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Its going to be weird when America goes all Fallout/MadMax-y and start cannibalizing eachother.
We'd solve world hunger in a week if we started cannibalizing. The body of Ralph alone would feed all of Mexico (I assume that's where he is now) for a month

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False and debunked. That is NOT Charlie Kirk. Charlie did not wear glasses nor did he get to be old enough to have white hair.
You can't fool me, Meat Man :smug:
 
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This one was interesting to me because a lot of the expenditure isn't even really on junk food. She got a (smallish) bottle of Tropicana orange juice, the "Liquid IV" electrolyte powder, a crate of root beer, a bottle of Ocean Spray CranApple juice, a big bottle of Mott's Apple Juice, a crate of Propel flavoured water, a carton of premixed iced coffee and a premade bottle of Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. And milk, although I won't count that. I get having juice in the house is helpful for getting kids to drink but I don't imagine the coffees, cranapple juice, root beer and electrolyte powders are for them. Meanwhile she's got very few staples (small bag of rice, a loaf of bread, 12 eggs, a small box of fettuccine) which is at odds with her claiming she's not got anything in the house. That's not going to last long for a family of 5, she's not buying in bulk.

There's obviously the aspect she's getting a load of snacks but I guess I find it strange. It's not the only video like this where they load up with soft drinks. For us growing up a fizzy drink was a rare treat. I basically only drink water or coffee/tea; when I didn't have much money a jar of crappy instant coffee was basically the only thing I'd pick up beverage wise. I have to think she's assuming EBT will be switched back on because she's not even making the slightest effort to economise. But are these people just incapable of drinking water? Why does everything have to be flavoured or have powder dissolved in it?
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I grew up poor in the middle of nowhere so fucking BEEF that didn't come in a can was a rare treat.
I left as an infant, but when I first came back to the states at 12 I was SHOCKED not only by the amount and variety of food that every store had, but that literally no one had their own stuff.
Even the boongs had their own chickens or grew vegetables. It was such a strange culture clash to me to see people with no garden or chickens, but what people considered "food" blew me away too. It really feels like some people have soda pop and candy with every single meal. The only time that they will touch a vegetable is when it's on a frozen supreme pizza.
How unhealthy a lot of Americans eat as extremely disturbing to me. There's nothing wrong with pasta and canned goods. I get it, some people are on a tight budget, but the amount of coke I see people drink in lieu of water or milk fucking freaks me out to this day.
I've lived here for about 25 years now and I STILL can't keep up with people who eat that kind of crap. If I mix candy and soda I end up getting a stomach ache still. Even if I have a piece of birthday cake it has to be a slice thinner than my middle and index finger put together or I'll get a stomach ache.
People are literally eating garbage food and then they wonder why they feel like shit everyday. It boggles my mind.
 
Lip Glossary said:
It really feels like some people have soda pop and candy with every single meal.
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that's because they do. i know several people in my own family, unfortunately, who drink soda with every single meal. most of them have terrible dental health. it scared me enough as a kid that i just never got into soda. now, i can see from the foodstamp freakouts that apparently the entire country is completely addicted to the shit.
 
Governor of West Virginia - a man who has never missed 8 meals a day in his life - has called upon the public to donate food.

One in six West Virginians get free food while the others work for a living. WV takes more than $3 for every federal dollar they pay.

We can safely let this state fall into anarchy.
 
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Lip Glossary said:
I get it, some people are on a tight budget, but the amount of coke I see people drink in lieu of water or milk fucking freaks me out to this day.
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People have been psyopped by 'muh lead pipes' and 'muh fluoride' for decades, which got them to drinking unhealthy dogshit that hooked them into a sugar/caffeine dependency. I will say that tap water just tastes like ass in some areas, too.

Edit: Got Milk? was a great psyop too. Thanks for convincing people drinking shitloads of milk gives them bones of iron, that didn't backfire.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
that's because they do. i know several people in my own family, unfortunately, who drink soda with every single meal. most of them have terrible dental health. it scared me enough as a kid that i just never got into soda. now, i can see from the foodstamp freakouts that apparently the entire country is completely addicted to the shit.
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I was watching a youtube video I can't remember what it was, but it was a doctor saying that literally any kind of food or drug you can take and keep picking it up and it will get less and less pleasurable, but soda is the one thing that you can keep picking up and it will hit that dopamine every single time just as hard as the first time.
And people give that shit to their children. Then the kids act up because of the sugar and caffeine so they put them on legal amphetamines.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
that's because they do. i know several people in my own family, unfortunately, who drink soda with every single meal. most of them have terrible dental health. it scared me enough as a kid that i just never got into soda. now, i can see from the foodstamp freakouts that apparently the entire country is completely addicted to the shit.
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Dude, the shit that people genuinely don't seem to know anymore blows my brains. What you are describing is so fucking true it scares the shit out of me.
The fact that I've met people that say stupid shit like "I don't like how water tastes like nothing..." irks the shit out of me. Its for your survival, not a treat...

Neverender said:
People have been psyopped by 'muh lead pipes' and 'muh fluoride' for decades, which got them to drinking unhealthy dogshit that hooked them into a sugar/caffeine dependency. I will say that tap water just tastes like ass in some areas, too.
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I definitely noticed this. Some places water in TX and Cali taste off...Like planty? Like it tastes the way grass and bushes smell; if that makes sense...
 
Paranoia Machine said:
I definitely noticed this. Some places water in TX and Cali taste off...Like planty? Like it tastes the way grass and bushes smell; if that makes sense...
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That's very interesting to hear, because as someone who has lived in both places and drunk the water, Cali's was sweet, tasty and refreshing while Texas was sort of the same but not as good. Were you in northern or southern Cali/Texas?
 
Rekeita's Kidneys said:
What's with the fucking Mormon seething in this thread lmfao
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He just does that, Iunno why. I assume it has something to do with his crippling virginity.

Rekeita's Kidneys said:
No Mormon's will be rioting.
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I mean you can't factually state that there will be zero mormons during one of these impending riots. by way of numbers I'm sure we'll get one or two mormons in the mix.

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Rekeita's Kidneys said:
Mormon's didn't dance as my towers fell.
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Mormons don't dance. They soak. We covered this.
 
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These slapfights are honestly high quality and I'm enjoying them but once the chimping starts irl you guys better stop it and start posting vids or this is gonna be Kirk thread 2.0.
 
Neverender said:
That's very interesting to hear, because as someone who has lived in both places and drunk the water, Cali's was sweet, tasty and refreshing while Texas was sort of the same but not as good. Were you in northern or southern Cali/Texas?
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I lived in NorCal, where the water is great, but I noticed when I went out to Santa Monica, Los Angeles (DEFINITELY in The Hills), and some places in San Francisco it was definitely planty.

Texas, I was in Plano and then Corpus Christi. Both places the water tasted a little funny, Corpus a bit more so though.
 
Fields Of Rye said:
Good thinking Dyn.

I’m proposing the “Crackers for Crackers” program. The Kiwifarms Benefits Transfer. Or Key-BT for short.

Recipients must
1. Post a picture of their hands in bright light
2. Post a breakdown of their monthly budget.
3. Post a picture of a paystub
4. Post a picture of their weight on a scale

Then we can donate to them accordingly, provided they can set up a bitcoin wallet (this will filter out the white adjacent mongrels such as the Irish. Money goes to Josh. Josh distributes it out.

Honestly the more I think about this the funnier it sounds.
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Excellent idea and it'll be good to see A&N actually helping their white brethren in need instead of just autismally shitting their pants over brown people existing.
 
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