Edgiest Shit Ever - beat this

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Shovel Mick said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dCkxidoAkW0I win.
Other notable songs by them are "I Snuck an exceptional individual Into The Sperm Bank" and "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"
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Anal Cunt is definitely in the category of edgy shit just because it's unapologetically shitty and talentless and has being offensive as its only real purpose. It wins the thread on pure edginess, though.
 
Yeah, IIRC Seth Putman formed Anal Cunt specifically because he fucking hated all the local bands in his area and just want to make obnoxious piss-take music.

This somehow turned into a rather successful band for it's style. I mean, you could buy their albums at FYE.
 


The end of the song is literally the guy screaming "OUR MASTERS RETURN! PRAISE SATAN! PRAISE SATAN!" or something like that over and over for like a minute and a half.
 
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You either love Pat The Bunny's music or hate it, but there's no denying that a lot of his music (especially his Johnny Hobo stuff) is about as "edgy" as it gets. It's literally a drunk teenager screaming about being wasted and how much he hates cops. Which speaks for itself
 
Shovel Mick said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dCkxidoAkW0I win.
Other notable songs by them are "I Snuck an exceptional individual Into The Sperm Bank" and "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"
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"I went back in time and voted for Hitler" always made me (unironically) laugh on the conceptual level. The song itself, like all Anal Cunt songs, though, is ear rape and nothing else.
 

I think this song probably holds the N-bomb record.

Y'ALL NIGGAZ CAN'T FUCK WIDT MAH NIGGAZ, HOE

Y'ALL NIGGAZ CAN'T FUCK WIDT MAH NIGGAZ, HOE

Y'ALL NIGGAZ CAN'T FUCK WIDT MAH NIGGAZ, HOE

Y'ALL NIGGAZ CAN'T FUCK WIDT MAH NIGGAZ, HOE
 
I'd also like to add some more from outside typical genres consider'd edgy:


And lest any think I have a racial bias, allow me to present @CatParty with Cripple Hitler's official theme song:

 
I will admit this song has a sick riff/beat. I like ministry but they can be a little try hard with the edginess, lol.

 
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DID SOMEONE CALL FOR TERRIBLY EDGY MUSIC?!?!!

I've even got a french version of pointless edge:


Honestly, I'm surprised metal music survived the early 2000's at all.
 
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