eFukt - "Worldstar for White People"

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Big Nasty said:
that super janky clip where a chick gets fucked by a pterodactyl
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I used to be in a Telegram group for a dead podcast, and old members would post links to that scene every time a newcomer ignored the group's description (which contained a link to an archive of said podcast) and asked if there was an archive. Good times.

That's scene 2 from Perverted Stories #34, by the way.
 
I mean, my screenname isn't a 100% reference but I would be lying if I said it wasn't a large influence (50/50 with finding the "cunt destroyer" guy hilarious, but going with "cunt destroyer" would have been like going with "icanhascheeseburger" or something.
Also, nothing has made me laugh harder at a guy nutting:
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Who is this guy? Seen him on the site for years.

Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
My favorite video on efukt is the deaf girl who wants to be a porn star
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Mine is probably the all-time classic “It’s Only Smellz” or that hillbilly fucking the black hooker who says shit like “I’ve always wanted a little black baby…IN THE ASS” and then after fucking her for about 20 seconds “I just came in the condom!” I’m cracking up just thinking about it.
 
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The Reddest Red 0ne said:
Who is this guy? Seen him on the site for years.
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It was a posted police sketch for a male suspected of assaulting a woman which was seen and saved by Deven, the site's founder.

reddit AMA with his successor, Duran.

I remember regarding Efukt as a worthy successor to bangedup.com, rotten.com, and (to a lesser extent) Stile Project. I lost interest once every other video ended up just being a porn site ad. Celeb Jihad could have been a contender, if only the fake muslim schtick in the comments made up for the lack of clever posted content.
 
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The descriptions are some true shitposting equivalent of valedictorian-tier shit that alone makes going to the site worth it. Seriously, those wiggers are wordsmiths.
 
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I remember a "crazy fuck banter" compilation where some skank said something like "Cut your own head off and fuck me like a pirate!"
 
I'm glad I saved it, because it's not on the site anymore, but the "Racist Porn Star Won't Stop Saying The N-Word" video also destroyed my sides.

Black Guy: "She's a racist fuckin' pig, I like dat doe."
Chick Leya Falcon: "I'm not racist, I love niggers!"

Leya Falcon: "I might suck some dick, I'm not sure yet."
Camera Guy: "What kinda dick?"
Leya Falcon: "Nigger dick!"
Camera Guy: "I was looking for black dick."

Camera Guy: "Do you want to see the black guys' dicks right now?"
Leya Falcon: "Of course. NIGGER DICKS! WHERE ARE THE NIGGER DICKS?"
 
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