Egg Thread

Which of the two prevailing Easter Bunny theories do you guys subscribe to?

  1. The Bunny gets the easter eggs from the chickens, that is, a few days before Easter he visits his favorite chicken coop, chats a bit with the hens, has a glass of porter with the cockerel and finally selects the eggs most suitable for painting and takes them with him.
  2. The Bunny works biologically like a Platypus, that is, he's an egg-laying mammal, thus bringing forth the easter eggs by himself.
BTW none of these theories answers the question where the chocolate ones come from.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
Which of the two prevailing Easter Bunny theories do you guys subscribe to?

  1. The Bunny gets the easter eggs from the chickens, that is, a few days before Easter he visits his favorite chicken coop, chats a bit with the hens, has a glass of porter with the cockerel and finally selects the eggs most suitable for painting and takes them with him.
  2. The Bunny works biologically like a Platypus, that is, he's an egg-laying mammal, thus bringing forth the easter eggs by himself.
BTW none of these theories answers the question where the chocolate ones come from.
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Nah, the Easter Bunny is just a pimp who's hoes are a bunch of cocks.
 
Bugaboo said:
Also you can make an Egg McMuffin at home by beating 1 or 2 eggs in a small pyrex dish and cooking it in the microwave. I thought this was common sense until my father bought an expensive machine for the sole purpose of making McMuffins
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LOOK HOW FUCKING RETARDED, I mean, the only benefit I can see is it will warm the English Muffin and melt cheese but that's all.
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It could be worse, at least it's not:
 
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This is a Portuguese dish called Salada de Atum,It one of the best dishes i have ever had.The hard boil eggs with the tuna is fucking great but with hot sauce it makes it

 
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I eat eggs nearly daily for breakfast, because they're a cheap and good source of protein and they actually fill you up, especially if you're the type of person who eats less than three meals a day due to financial constraints.

I like my eggs fried, not scrambled.

You can use eggs as a substitute for meat in a sandwich.

Eggs are fucking awesome.
 
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