Egg Thread

Truant said:
Must be a slow day when this rubbish is featured.
Click to expand...

upload_2015-10-23_20-33-20.jpeg


Valiant said:
I have two eggs. What do I make?
Click to expand...
You could always do a soulful rendition of the beginning of "The vagina of Eva Braun."

Von Clausewitz said:
hankfully I already suppressed the most of the following events, so my account might be not entirely accurate:
She started her reading with a scream, raising two raw eggs into the air, presented them to the audience to show that each of them had a venus symbol drawn on it. She lowered them - still screaming - to the height where here ovaries were and crushed them in her hands.
Egg white and yellow dribbled onto a plastic wrapping that covered the stage and the female person said something along the lines: "This is the pain women feel." and then produced another pair of eggs, each one painted with a Mars symbol. You might guess on which height she crushed them, although they were 'blown out' and empty. The next sentence was something along the lines: "This is the male oppression." I don't remember the poem that followed, but it contained at least two times the word 'ovaries' (which sounds in german even stupider). After the person on the stage finished her first barely-rhyming poem some idiots in the audience clapped politely, I did too, as the hands of the woman of my dreams moved, mine did too.
Click to expand...
 
I remember back in a training camp, we were given eggs each day, and we just kind of stored the eggs in one place. On the final day of the camp, we all suited up, brought out our boxes of eggs, and started egging one another.
 
  • Like
Reactions: creamyfanta
Btw if you sometimes like to binge drink like me, eat eggs while you're drunk. They have enzymes that help you break down the alcohol in the liver so it mitigates the effect of a hangover
 
  • Informative
Reactions: WireSponge
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back