Elden Ring

hipster_skeleton said:
Also you need pick between body 1 or body 2 when selecting your gender, it makes me sad as hell that words like "male" or female" are considered controversial now
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Yeah but it doesn't bother me much in these games because BODY1 or BODY2 is totally the kind of thing the old Japanese home PC games From is rooted in would do, so it just feels like them saying "white people have gone crazy, fuck it" which I get.

I wish I could freeze myself for a couple of decades. That way when I come out everyone will be speaking incomprehensible gibberish and I can just stay in my room and not talk to anybody like I already do, but I'll have a huge backlog of tv and shit to play.
 
Is Body Type A/B a thing in the Japanese language version? I am curious.
 
X Prime said:
Is Body Type A/B a thing in the Japanese language version? I am curious.
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As far as I can tell, anytime it's put in it's been universal.

This even includes changing languages in the system itself. I mean would you rather everything be called like mesomorph or ectomorph?
 
Dom Cruise said:
You know what would be cool? Imagine if Capcom rebooted Ghosts and Goblins as a 3D Soulsborne style game.
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I'm a huge advocate for a FromSoft developed Castlevania game. Sekiro proves they're still able to create an action game centred around one predefined character, they just need a protagonist who isn't unbelievably dull like Sekiro is. Rondo of Blood 3D remake?
hipster_skeleton said:
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Ruin said:
I'm curious to see what George RR Martin's contrubtion is. With maybe the exception of Nioh soulsborne games don't really have formal plots with the story mainly being told through the environment.
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You're using this website so I know you have access to a search engine. One of the first things known about the game was Martin's exact contribution. He's responsible for the mythology of the game. Imagine if Martin worked on Dark Souls, he'd essentially be responsible for the arch trees, the dragons, the pygmies, the lords, the souls, etc. etc. Martin created the world, the gods and their relationships with each other.

From the looks of it, a lot of the gods are still around in Elden Ring but Martin most definitely didn't write any of their dialogue in the game itself, not unless we see some kind of lore flashback á la Lawrence and Willem. According to interviews, Martin stopped working on the game about a year or two ago, likely before production even began.
 
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
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EPIC OPERATIC SOUNDTRACK #278

BRAVO, MARTIN, BRAVO
 
Marissa Moira said:
Souls games at the time were like this:
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I've briefly tried this game and it's interesting how similar it is to a Souls game, one day I'd like to maybe play the whole thing.

Goyaanisqatsi said:
Can we just get a fucking third Maximo game!?
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Maximo never found Sofia. 😭

Bastard_Call said:
I'm a huge advocate for a FromSoft developed Castlevania game. Sekiro proves they're still able to create an action game centred around one predefined character, they just need a protagonist who isn't unbelievably dull like Sekiro is. Rondo of Blood 3D remake?
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Dark Souls definitely gave me Metroidvania and regular Castlevania vibes at times.
 
hipster_skeleton said:
Just played the CNT, overall its pretty fun so far. My only complaints so far is that the performance on the PS4 is really mixed and kinda ruined my enjoyment a little bit, its not CP2077 bad but still not the best. Also you need pick between body 1 or body 2 when selecting your gender, it makes me sad as hell that words like "male" or female" are considered controversial now
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It’s gotten so bad that these days if I see any streamer or creator playing a game that allows the choice utilizing a gender other than their own I immediately begin to suspect that they are a tranny or wish they were one. I get it, girls are nicer to look at than guys, but you aren’t a fucking girl, you never will be and playing as a female means some part of you wishes you were one, which in my book makes you a simpering faggot at best.

Edit: Judging by the stickers I can safely conclude that we have a few trannies here on the Farms. Also of note is that most of neg-rate stickers come from people with anime and Undertale profile avatars. Really makes you think. 🤔
 
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So it looks like crafting isn't playtime padding bullshit but will smoothly supplement your journey until the next grace spot. I like it. I preordered the Deluxe version but it's worth it to me to have the whole soundtrack and artbook because From's art direction is always incredible.
 
BroccoliBrain said:
So it looks like crafting isn't playtime padding bullshit but will smoothly supplement your journey until the next grace spot. I like it. I preordered the Deluxe version but it's worth it to me to have the whole soundtrack and artbook because From's art direction is always incredible.
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I totally kept forgetting crafting was a thing, I was poisoned at one point and never occurred to me that I could craft a cure. Its still a really neat idea and I'm pretty interested to see what FS does with it
 
hipster_skeleton said:
I totally kept forgetting crafting was a thing, I was poisoned at one point and never occurred to me that I could craft a cure. Its still a really neat idea and I'm pretty interested to see what FS does with it
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I think it's just a partial replacement for shops more than anything overly fancy. Can't see the system being much more than a between vendor convenience.
 
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