Elden Ring

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FromSoftware, please have one item description about either Miquella despising being treated like a child or better describing his 'compelled love' power in as horrid detail as possible, especially since his version of Elden Protestantism is basically making a fantasy version of the Ant Hill Kids. Bonus points if the words 'Twin of Malenia' in there to make Mohg pedo jokes harder to make or the word 'mindbroken' to describe his followers to make the apologists squirm.

Or another usable tool or two, that'd be nice as well. Maybe a horse duel against a player NPC so I can joust. Edit: While I'm at it, I'd like more Bleach references. Don't think I didn't notice how many there were, but maybe a skeleton mask that acts like Power Within to have more people notice? Perhaps a Getsuga I can put on the Butcher Knife or something? Maybe just add Haineko or Ru'riro/Fuji Kujaku? Please?
 
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Raging Capybara said:
Ranni's pussy got so wet for you in the game that she marries you despite the fact you kill both of her parents.

Very few games in the world make you look as cool as Elden Ring.
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Yeah but she hated her parents. Okay, maybe just her dad, but that just makes her a bog standard goth girl with daddy issue.

Who is now a living doll goth girl with four arms and a big floppy hat.
 
Raging Capybara said:
Ranni's pussy got so wet for you in the game that she marries you despite the fact you kill both of her parents.

Very few games in the world make you look as cool as Elden Ring.
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You don't kill her mom, you just beat her up but good, which apparently secretly turns Ranni on as she never mentions it and still wants to marry you after if you finish her simp challenge I mean quest

Raya Lucaria, the Lands Between's trailer park
 
WhoIsSutterKane said:
beating up a troon is pretty based
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It's so funny to see trannies vehemently defend their stance that Gwyndolin is a tranny on twitter. He was literally 'groomed' (as in the sense of grooming someone for the throne) into being a woman because of religious reasons, and they think its a good thing. It's like with that tranny character in that fighting game that was literally groomed by his dad into being a tranny (that they retconned into tranny) and all the troons are defending it. They are incapable of being self aware.
 
Am i the only one who doesn't think of Miquella as a femboy tranny that wants to be a girl. he's literally cursed to be a child and hates it which is why he try's to hack himself using his hailgtree to grow up. he doesn't even exert fatherless behaviour, in the spells descriptions it talks about how he had a healthy relationship with radagon. sure he's described as looking feminine but that's probably partly to do with him being "young" and inheriting his mothers traits while his twin is more like their dad.
 
I expect some fuckery with Miquella, he has too many overt references to Griffith plus the faith based characters/institutions are always corrupt in these games. It'll be more of a subversion of expectations if he ends up being a 100% benevolent character.

While Miquella had the obvious DLC hooks, I found the Godwyn related stuff more interesting so hopefully they're going in that direction.
K!w!Fartz said:
Am i the only one who doesn't think of Miquella as a femboy tranny that wants to be a girl. he's literally cursed to be a child and hates it which is why he try's to hack himself using his hailgtree to grow up. he doesn't even exert fatherless behaviour, in the spells descriptions it talks about how he had a healthy relationship with radagon. sure he's described as looking feminine but that's probably partly to do with him being "young" and inheriting his mothers traits while his twin is more like their dad.
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Who knows, we might learn about how he got groomed by Mohg on discord.

In all seriousness, the only thing about him that comes close to femboy trannys is the speculation that like his parents, he and St. Trina are a male and female in one body.
 
The egg will mutate him into a giant fucking, Chatterer looking motherfucker and his bitch sister will look upon in horror as we smite him
 
Mega Black said:
Alright, what do you niggers want to see in this DLC? I'm hoping for bossfights against Godwyn, both the pre-fish and post-fish version, and a proper quest line that develops Rotbitch so that she doesn't feel like a random super boss with no story significance at all.
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A couple more faith strength weapons.
 
Raging Capybara said:
Ranni's pussy got so wet for you in the game that she marries you despite the fact you kill both of her parents.

Very few games in the world make you look as cool as Elden Ring.
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Wait what? I don't recall killing Rennala or whatever her name was. You fight her, yeah, but you never actually kill her. That illusion you fight and destroy/kill was sent by Ranni to protect her mom.
 
K!w!Fartz said:
Am i the only one who doesn't think of Miquella as a femboy tranny that wants to be a girl. he's literally cursed to be a child and hates it which is why he try's to hack himself using his hailgtree to grow up. he doesn't even exert fatherless behaviour, in the spells descriptions it talks about how he had a healthy relationship with radagon. sure he's described as looking feminine but that's probably partly to do with him being "young" and inheriting his mothers traits while his twin is more like their dad.
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Leaving aside gender shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Miquella and St Trinna had a similar situation like Marika and Radagon, two entities in the same body that happen to be different genders. St Trinna also appears like an adult in the few things that represent her and could be the influence of another outer god for all we know and is a stark contrast to Miquella the eternal child. Or at least that's my current take on that.
 
tfw when Miquella could have grown up anytime, but cocoon baby play with Mohg and the Formless Mother was actually his fetish
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
Literally only works on retards too dumb to roll out. Great damage, but cast speed and AoE hold it back.
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It's really just a situational spell. I've had really good success with it endure/casting in tight spaces with dummies rushing in.
But I pull a lot of ambushes.
While we don't have an actual GOOD equivalent of the Obscuring Ring from DS3 I've been using the Host Trick Mirror a lot. That lizard part in the back of their brain doesn't automatically go into roll spam mode when you come out of hiding.
I've gotten loads of kills by breaking line of sight, crouching in a bush, then following up with a nice stealth backstab via Misercorde.
 
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