Eli General Thread

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I REALLY want to know where Eli is right now. Out "Disabling Comms" right now? Back home Runescaping? Jace had said the this OP would require two cars. KOP, Wu, Journalists, and even Kiwis in most threads Eli is only mentioned by Jace offhandedly. Sure Jace is in a bad place, but Eli is out there, somewhere, probably high as fuck. Fingers crossed he's safe at the Cottage; but even then if Jace goes to jail, will Eli be able to keep the cottage? :heart-empty:
 
Chances are that Eli is doing what he did in Israel, except instead of riding a camel around in the desert, he's trying to wrangle a moose in the wilderness while baked out of his mind.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
Chances are that Eli is doing what he did in Israel, except instead of riding a camel around in the desert, he's trying to wrangle a moose in the wilderness while baked out of his mind.
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Did anyone else just get the mental image of Eli riding a moose into Reddit's HQ while waving a sword around?
 
Guys. I finally pinned down what Eli reminds me of after much pondering.

You know those silly old timey cartoons where there's a baby that wanders around doing random stuff that should kill it but because the great animator wills it the baby never dies?

Eli is basically that baby all grown up and his time in Israel proved that.
 
We'll have to see about that come next Thanksgiving Day.
 
Spork said:
Did anyone else just get the mental image of Eli riding a moose into Reddit's HQ while waving a sword around?
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Your comment inspired me to make this masterpiece...


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press1forjews said:
I REALLY want to know where Eli is right now. Out "Disabling Comms" right now? Back home Runescaping? Jace had said the this OP would require two cars. KOP, Wu, Journalists, and even Kiwis in most threads Eli is only mentioned by Jace offhandedly. Sure Jace is in a bad place, but Eli is out there, somewhere, probably high as fuck. Fingers crossed he's safe at the Cottage; but even then if Jace goes to jail, will Eli be able to keep the cottage? :heart-empty:
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I hope Eli is ok, I don't really like the guy but I seriously don't want him to die. Hell, even him going to jail would seriously suck.
 
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