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It's a slow time in Deagle Nation history, so I guess I'll repost this request from the daily diss #5 video:

buttsbuttsbutts said:
This is an old video, but I believe at 2:14 you can see one of those red helium tanks people always post on 4chan about how they're going to use it to kill themselves. I tried to grab the video but none of the shitty sites I tried to use will work. Anyone else able to confirm? You can see it a little earlier in the video, but this is the best shot. Unfortunately the shit's so blurry when I try to pause the video to take a screen it makes it pointless to even bother.

I guess they're huffing it or some shit?
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KingofManga420 said:
Has Eli ever experienced sobriety?
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In the phone conversation with his mom while in Israel, Eli seemed pretty alert and coherent with practically zero slurring. Barring the delusions of being a secret agent, it almost seemed like he was holding a normal conversation with someone. And he must've been sober for some time during his mission to Israel since he was complaining of having run out of weed in one of his video logs.
 
millais said:
In the phone conversation with his mom while in Israel, Eli seemed pretty alert and coherent with practically zero slurring. Barring the delusions of being a secret agent, it almost seemed like he was holding a normal conversation with someone. And he must've been sober for some time during his mission to Israel since he was complaining of having run out of weed in one of his video logs.
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Yeah I know, it was an in joke no one seemed to pick up on.
 
KingofManga420 said:
Yeah I know, it was an in joke no one seemed to pick up on.
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On a related note, re-reading Eli's lovequest pussyquest is one of the things that gets even funnier now that we know that DN is [REDACTED]. Goddamn, even as a fictional character with nothing to lose, it must have taken balls to write that kind of stuff.
 
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hurrhurrhurr said:
According to Jace's latest tweets it seems like Eli is in jail. Based on Trailer Park Boys' depiction of jail in Canada, I'm guessing he's having the time of his life
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"Julian, don't be dissing jail, man. We've had some good fucking parties in there. We have good friends in there. They fed you, you use their gym. Come on, don't be dissing jail It's not fucking cool." - Ricky

Poor Eli though :(
 
TheProdigalStunna said:
On a related note, re-reading Eli's lovequest pussyquest is one of the things that gets even funnier now that we know that DN is [REDACTED]. Goddamn, even as a fictional character with nothing to lose, it must have taken balls to write that kind of stuff.
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What are you talking about? Who's fictional?
 
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