🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Ellen reposted her old Patreon comic onto Threads, about "AI'ers".
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While she has made several more replies than what I'm about to show you, those piqued my interest.

First, Ellen has a christian sister that might be obsessed with AI. Not sure which one it is though.
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Then, the following post.
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This commenter acknowledges Ellen's slow descent into insanity over the years and approves of it.
Ellen replied with a very...strange remark...
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Apparently, it's "okay to disagree with her"...
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...I'll just leave this here.
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Ellen: 62 MILLION MEN! RAPE! ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS! RAPE CULTURE! RAAAAAAAPE!
Also Ellen: I am financially dependent on selling porn to men tee hee, it doesn’t promote objectification of women at all!
 
Ellen: 62 MILLION MEN! RAPE! ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS! RAPE CULTURE! RAAAAAAAPE!
Also Ellen: I am financially dependent on selling porn to men tee hee, it doesn’t promote objectification of women at all!
Lets be realistic here, most people activley consuming ellens "porn" are actually REALGIRLIESTM
 
Lets be realistic here, most people activley consuming ellens "porn" are actually REALGIRLIESTM
>implying they’re not men
>implying they’re not even more rapey than regular men
>implying they pay for porn
>implying they jack it to a post-wall flat chested fortysomething mentally ill burnout with the body of a woman and the mind of a child, instead of vice versa
 
>implying they’re not men
>implying they’re not even more rapey than regular men
>implying they pay for porn
>implying they jack it to a post-wall flat chested fortysomething mentally ill burnout with the body of a woman and the mind of a child, instead of vice versa
Well, they do appear to like to jerk it to artwork of ellens kids.
 
Ellen: 62 MILLION MEN! RAPE! ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS! RAPE CULTURE! RAAAAAAAPE!
Also Ellen: I am financially dependent on selling porn to men tee hee, it doesn’t promote objectification of women at all!
Again, as I've stated at the end of my first...part?...of part 12 of the psycho analysis, Ellen not only married a rapist who's into this exact shit, but her first child, Liz, WAS a result of rape. Every accussation is a confession.

Speaking of that, however...when I was working on the continuation of part 12, I've had a brilliant idea of going through Ellen's posts on an archive site to look through her deleted posts...and that was a big rabbithole in itself...
I know it detracts from people reading all that, but I'm gonna preemptively spoiler it all, there's a lot.

We're gonna start off with her oldest deleted post
...and, also, her first ever post on that account.
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Yeah, in addition to r/comics, she used to post her comics on r/funny. This was before r/funny enacted a ban on low effort media.
This comic was the vaccination comic she rereleased later on on r/comics.
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Her next deletion is a Honey comic, removed from r/wholesomememes.
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Most likely this one, as she released it on r/comics shortly afterwards.
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So was this one, from the same subreddit.
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I did check up on the comments under this one though, and I found one that was pretty interesting.
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Ellen is super defensive about why she named her son Boston. Hmmmm...

This one is still up tho...so it's not systemic.
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No idea tbh, low karma?

The next removed post is an AMA on r/comedynecrophilia.
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Let's look through the comments there, shall we?
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Her daughter's into FNAF.
For reference, she was 10 back then.
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Oh, the irony.
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Ellen's opinions on funny.
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As I've already found via some other comments of hers, she used Adobe Illustrator for her 2021-2023 artwork.
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Praise.
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Skipping a few replies like that since they bring nothing to the table.
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Two interesting things in this reply chain.
One, her kids have a Switch, second, none of her family used Reddit back then and were unable to see just how bad Ellen used them...
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Yeah, she cultivated an audience of gooners from the getgo.
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According to SImpcity, she'd send random people nudes even back then. That's insane.

Oh, how some things changed...
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Ellen doesn't know what vore is.
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The more interesting bit in this, however, is this line.
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That would become horribly outdated just a year later.
Ellen adopted her second cat, Honey, during the pandemic, as a way to keep her occupied.
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Apparently, her husband and two children are not enough.

Comedy.
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Ellen had a dog (knew of that already) and had apparently become a sort of micro-celebrity on r/comedynecrophilia.
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Some history about the comics which I've already discussed before, and more of her stance on edits.
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Apparently Pizzacake is a pun on "piece of cake".
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Totally, it's not like she contradicts this in all other Q&A's.

Lovely.
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Ellen's only animes are Pokemon and Ghost Stories.
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Possibly that's where her black cat comic came from.

She did...for the worse.
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More on her commenting on how she draws comics.
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BOY, did she draw realism!
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That'd be the end of all menaingful r/comedynecrophilia AMA answers...boy, that sure did take long.

Let's move on to the next deleted post, the Blocked comic.
While was allowed on r/comics...
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Uh oh!
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Apparently making fun of your "haters" is not funny!

A long time would then pass before another meaningful deletion. Over a year, in fact!
However, a day before the React comic, which would drastically change people's opinions on Ellen...she had made one very intriguing post...
Specifically, a repost of Colm's (her r/comics work friend's) goonerbait comic.
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It's not even a particularly good goonerbait post.
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All it does is replace the porn panel
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with a giant advertisement for Colm's Patreon.
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Ellen at least put more effort into her goonerbait comics.

After a few other posts, this would follow with a wave of four (yes, FOUR) deleted posts in a row!
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This is the beginning of a trend Ellen would do, where she would put up a post on her profile for a day or so, then delete it soon afterwards.

The first one seems to be a callout on a user on r/comics who might have tried restarting the karma gangbang, with some Elk intervention.
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It was deleted within an hour.
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She made a post about it on her userpage.
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Then some "political activism"...
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Then, a post about her cat going missing.
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I don't think that post ever got a direct followup, but she did, luckily, find her soon afterwards.

An advert for her Barbie cosplay.
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I wonder why specifically Barbie, since Workout Ellen released first.
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Nevermind though.
Oh, and it was also uploaded right before a comic about Ellen telling her daughter she's a product of rape.
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Then...the good stuff happens.
Well, in small doses.

First, this callout post of another artist about their comic, justifying rape.
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I've actually brought it up during the third part of my psycho analysis, as an example of her correctly identifying a strawman argument.
Then, this comment.
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This is actually unique in that Ellen acknowledges that a comic she commented under IS a strawman...and she was correct. This comic is using a strawman argument to argue that consent is not required in specific instances and asking for it would be detrimental to the situation.
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Due to this, we can deduce that Ellen knows what a strawman is, can spot it when faced against it, and still chooses to use them in her comics for one reason or another, though mostly manipulation.
We'll get to more shit like this later, don't you worry.

We'll skip over more posts directly advertising Ellen's Patreon.
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Here's one of Ellen venting her frustrations with the updates to Reddit's award system.
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Not much of interest here tho.

Ellen calling out another artist for using AI art.
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Then, Ellen bragging over the amount of removed comments on her comics.
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This is so funny considering Ellen HAS control over the mod team.
And, yeah, it's due to the community lockout.
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Irony.
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Then...a shameless promo for her Patreon.
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The comments are all absolute gold.
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foreshadowing is a literary device
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Yeah, this was a month before she published the hater rape comic.

Some more gold then.
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Another porn cosplay promo.
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Weirdly though, as if perhaps by the Hater Comic Curse, a lot of Ellen's comics were auto deleted from r/comics, needed to be reuploaded multiple times, or just outright removed.
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No idea what went on here.
I do know what went on HERE, however!
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AYUP!
SHE HAS PROMOTED HER BLOODY PORN ON REDDIT, AGAIN, INCLUDING THE MOTHERFUCKING HATER RAPE COMIC!

OH HEY, AN UNDERAGE PERSON, STUMBLING ONTO ELLEN'S PORN ADVERT!

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More gold tho.
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Moving on, we have this post about Canadian healthcare system, posted in conjunction with her comic criticising it, deleted after negative feedback from Americans.
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We, then, get this deleted psot from r/pizzacakecomic, of someone's reaciton meme to the comic.
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To be honest...fair enough.
If Ellen didn't cosplay as minors, or draw minors, on her page, this would almost be a valid thing to critique.

We, then, return to the gold, with another callout of yet another rape comic artist!
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...of course due to the comic's nature, Ellen has provided us with very, VERY interesting set of replies.
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...mind you, this was a few months after she made the rape comic and a few months before she got criticised for it.
Her defense?
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Yup. She did a 180 on her stance on rape comics after she, herself, was criticised for making one.
Oh, and also, these remarks, which are funny when you consider that Jeff and her wrote a song romanticising just this.

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Then, we get some more comic deletions...
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Promo of Elk's AMA...
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Ellen getting pissed at the negative feedback of her misandry comic...
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and, then,, a longer response to this...which is NOT what she thinks, and she has shown that many times before and since.
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It was one in response to a gay man and a victim of several women, who called out Ellen for her dismissal of men's SA.
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This specific post has hundreds of long comments, so I'll try and respond to it some more when I get talking about Ellen's misandry.
For now...let's move on.

The next deleted post is Ellen complaining about being banned from a sub she didn't even participate on.
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Kinda ironic, considering that anyone who says anything negative about Ellen gets instantly banned from r/comics.
There's also another plug of Onlyfans.
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Ellen blames low percentage of upvotes on redditors being nazis and not her works being trash.
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Ellen experiencing the consequences of her own actions for the first time, faced with her actual haters.
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Ellen fully believes that (or, at least pretends like) we're all BHJ renegades.
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Also, believes that Kiwi Farms is a Russian site (It's American).

Ellen complaining about a platform she pays money to.
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Then, weirdly enough, all of her Cat vs. Human psots except one got all deleted. Idk why.
Just the first one to set the example.
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It's tradition by now, but it's funny how hard she tries to push her horrible shit onto Reddit.
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Then, from the Sharty doxx.
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Good job there, automod.
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The response.
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Then, there's this crossover (for whatever reason, shortly removed)
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Bar a few smaller deletions, there's the "the more you know" comic, which I've shown you in part 11.
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I love it when people call out Ellen like that.
In the simillar vein...
Ditto.
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And a now deleted animation by Ellen (showing off her love of Gorillaz some more)
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Besides a few moe post deletions which I've covered before, that'd be it.

Man, that was long!

TLDR - Ellen has a habit of making callout posts on her userpage which get deleted after a few days, as well as a weird situation with random r/comics post deletions.
More importantly, however, Ellen used to openly promote her porn on her (SFW) userpage back in late 2023, including her rape comic, to children (including a 16 yo in the comment section).
She has also criticised several artists for drawing rape porn and justifying it as CNC, something which she, herself, has drawn by then and which she defended in the exact same way.
 
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More importantly, however, Ellen used to openly promote her porn on her (SFW) userpage back in late 2023, including her rape comic, to children (including a 16 yo in the comment section).
She has also criticised several artists for drawing rape porn and justifying it as CNC, something which she, herself, has drawn by then and which she defended in the exact same way.
Ellen not only married a rapist who's into this exact shit, but her first daughter WAS a result of rape. Every accussation is a confession.
Oh. So she's trying to clear out the competition. With a sizeable dose of projection to boot.

My skitzo theory about her trying to use her daughter to lure in the creeps is starting to look unfortunately viable.
 
It was one in response to a gay man and a victim of several women, who called out Ellen for her dismissal of men's SA.
Yeah, looks like the r/comics community went full out to discredit him and he deleted his account, was a bitch to find the comic again. Don’t know if you had found it or not. I’ll let you tell the rest of the story if there is any because I only saw a few bits.
 
Yeah, looks like the r/comics community went full out to discredit him and he deleted his account, was a bitch to find the comic again. Don’t know if you had found it or not. I’ll let you tell the rest of the story if there is any because I only saw a few bits.
I did, but I also found this.
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I'll touch upon that in misandry as I can no longer edit the psycho analysis, but the sheer fact that the community went out of their way to harass this guy, whereas Ellen will do the same if you dismiss a single made up SA case if it concerns women, is fucked beyond all belief.

Also, yeah, working some more on part 12...I am not that satisfied with the next post's quality, but it'll have to suffice.
 
I swear, Canada will be raped and dominated by jeets. The frozen Tundra, nothing but curry shops and rape caves. As the last white woman in the country who hasn't been jeeted yet because of her grotesque smell that overpowers the normal jeet sinus system, she will rise from her hobbit hole and exclaim "Uhhhh... How could Trump do this?"
 
Recap of the day time!
Also known as "Man, part 12's never gonna come out, is it?"

What did Ellen rant about today...oh, it's misandry.

Well, we'll have to go back to yesterday first though, as last night...
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Yeah, that happened.
As you can also see, Ellen has finally settled on the real identity of Laura Loomer after thinking she MIGHT be Satan a bit ago.
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What did she do during the whole "fake assassination" shit?
Call all men rapists and exploiters of women because of this image.
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For one, she is his wife.
Then, we have no real context on the incident and he might have simply been escorting her out.
Finally, even if it happened as Ellen stated, it doesn't reflect on the whole population of men because that's just faulty generalisation.

Only a single Ellen reply under this one.
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She has, however, made this reply to the post itself, ten hours later.
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Funny she says "men like this" will remain forever alone.
She married one of them!

Then, one unrelated reply, which I'll skip over since it's absolutely stupid.
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Then, we get to the main big comic...and yet more misandry!
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How many comics did she make by now that are all "Men are all violent rapists and will defend each other about it"?

The replies, then.

Honestly valid, Ellen has a lot of terrible past, including all sorts of abuse.
Just wish she, y'know, didn't use it to spew hate speech against every man alive.
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I find this one amusing in particular since:
- the comic's racist against white people
- the guy is being racist against minorities by stating it wouldn't be a white blonde man doing this
- Ellen replies "Who is it going to be?" which either sounds like being blind to the racism of the guy, or she's affirming that all white men are evil.
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Ayup.
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Hey, guys, I found a new term for r/comics!
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Speaking of r/comics, she has, obviously, reposted this comi-
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Hey, wait a minute, that's different.
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Yeah...another one of the "token minority as a means of spewing hate speech against everyone who dares criticise her" comics!
You could just as easily replace the minority with Ellen and it would prove the same point!

You could also do this, juice by Ok-Cook.
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The replies, then...
Ellen proving that this comic is just her still being salty about r/doomercirclejerk.
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I wouldn't buy one.
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Then again, I don't think they'd sell well.
Not because there wouldn't be any demand, but Ellen'd buy out the whole supply.
...oh, and, WAIT, that comic artist (itcouldhappentoyou) in the replies underneath!
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More salt about r/doomercirclejerk...
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I'll have to check it out later and see how the comments actually look like. Will do that in an edit, probably.

Some more of Ellen's infamous "Enlightened centrist"...
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I'm a secret Trumper, apparently.
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...actually, we've only got one more thing to talk about, so let's do some circlejerking right now, to close this off.

Here's the post.
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...y'know what?
Yup! Completely!

Surely, then, the problematic content are the replies, right?
SORTA! THEY ARE POKING FUN AT HER FOR STILL BEING SALTY AT THEM!
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Okay, yeah, this starts getting bad.
Still some reasonable points there, like Ellen speaking for groups she doens't belong to for clout!
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Same with bringing up the fact she has an Onlyfans, but not the reason why it's a problem.
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He's a bit confused, but he's got the spirit.
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Yup.
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YUP!
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YUP!
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I think this all is best summed up by this modpost I had to scroll by to get to this post.
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That'd be it for Threads and Reddit, but there's also one thing that unfolded today...the nurse cosplays.
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...oh Neptune...
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Edit: the INSTANT I posted this on Kiwi Farms, she deleted the Stephen Miller post!
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It's funny how she'll try to stand up to her haters and appear as this immovable figure that will never change her mind, yet delete literally everything that threathens her credibility!

Edit 2: Of course, people notice post got removed.
Ellen's response?
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"muh I'm being silenced".

Edit 3: Ellen's pulling a fucking all nighter just to bash people on Threads.
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14 hours straight.
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I swear, Canada will be raped and dominated by jeets. The frozen Tundra, nothing but curry shops and rape caves. As the last white woman in the country who hasn't been jeeted yet because of her grotesque smell that overpowers the normal jeet sinus system, she will rise from her hobbit hole and exclaim "Uhhhh... How could Trump do this?"
I think even rajeet doesn't want ellens bob an vagne
 
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