🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

10 days is a stretch but I won't be surprised if it's because of this. She'd be pumping that sewage in a millisecond.

Realistically speaking though I'm keen to believe that reddit admins are on her "payroll" (read: Ellen promised to let them fuck her) as well and she won't get banned/gets banned for a very short duration, just like on Threads

But if she does get banned... Oh, I can smell that FRESH LACTOSE already
Each of her Brazillian Men accs has been banned by Reddit staff for brigading/harassment.
r/comics mods certainly get free nudes from her, but the site admins? That would be leagues worse.
Mind you, the Threads and Reddit bans from two months ago were both automated and she used an appeal. No human was involved.
 
What's next, Ellen as a vampire shouting
"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK".
Already happened.
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Yes, she made a nude version of it.
Yes, she followed it up with a comic depicting her whole family.
 
Took a look at Ellen's post out of curiosity and the top comment cracked me the fuck up.
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I don't know what's funnier:
A) them complaining of having a way to track removed comments
B) them being mad because they can't run their mouth through the computer screen
C) that Troonminator-3000 comment (:story:)
D) Ellen's peak hypocrisy (Brazilian men):story:
 
Took a look at Ellen's post out of curiosity and the top comment cracked me the fuck up.
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I don't know what's funnier:
A) them complaining of having a way to track removed comments
B) them being mad because they can't run their mouth through the computer screen
C) that Troonminator-3000 comment (:story:)
D) Ellen's peak hypocrisy (Brazilian men):story:
Covered this and more in the spoilered section of one of my previous posts Real gems here, I tell ya. Ellen, for instance, tries to debunk her botting her account by shitty excuses and "But this MAN does it more!"
 
Why is her art so bad? Why can't she get any better?
She is too busy obsessing over us and Trump.

And her stupid sex work of course.

ELLEN. YOU COULD LITERALLY JUST FILTER OUT THE HATERS AND AVOID 90% OF THE PROBLEM YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT. EXCEPT YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE ADDICTED TO IT EVEN WHEN IT IS NEGATIVE. SO YOU WILL CONTINUE TO ENGAGE WITH US. BECAUSE YOU SECRETLY LOVE IT.
 
You forgot one.
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The comments are incredible too.

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Update 1: Another one.
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Ellen's not beating the mod fucking allegations.
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/r/comics mods breaking reddit TOS. Excellent.
They'll never face any consequences because they have the right politics but

I saw this on the Snark reddit and got a chortle.
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"Kiwifarms and 4chan and various dark web groups"
Common boomer Ellen moment
Time to get out the dog curtains
 
Mass banning people for participating in a subreddit has been against the rules for years but I've never seen any action taken against it. Reddit admins are some of the most hypocritical soyboys around so I'm not holding my breath. Same thing with PussyCuck making a thousand alts to pretend to be Brazilian men. No consequences at all.
It would be funny though if something happened.
 
Ellen is really NOT BOTHERED by the pizza snark subreddit. No, really she isn’t! Going on a mass preemptive banning spree is PERFECTLY NORMAL, especially when you “don’t care”!

Boy, Ellen really going to be doing a lot of THE NEEDFUL this month to keep those jeet jannies under her thumb. Good thing she has nothing else better to do like take care of two kids or anything!
 
Why is her art so bad? Why can't she get any better?
tl;dr apathy/(financial) disinterest to improve.

A lot of mainstream popular artists have the tendency to not improve after they've been recognized. They tend to be the worst when they start off, failing at anatomy, structure, composition, 'cause they're a newbie, of course. Fften when they're adjusting on their content, they tend to improve on their anatomy, general structure and rigidity of characters and backgrounds. Things tend to get more detailed, more interesting designs, et cetera, because the artist can better realise their vision. This tends to go on until they've reached a pique, it's never really established when this pique has been reached but you notice it nevertheless. Improvement ceases, the style remains consistent. The only improvement is in the pace of gushing out content, finding out techniques in pumping out content, finding shortcuts, hiring people, storyboarding beforehand, writing scripts with storyboards beforehand, whatever techniques shitty artists use. The style is now set in stone for them, they wouldn't be able to change styles or improve without it leading to confusion or discontent with fans, their brand is now intertwined with this consistent artstyle. -- You recognize and can differentiate from TheOdd1sOut and Cas van der Pol, they have distinct, recognizable and a consistent style -- It's basically become their brand. Driving away from this established norm could lead to a downfall of interest from fans akin to how TV shows also don't suddenly improve artstyles during later seasons. This is even without the financial interest in mind. Financial reaons exacerbate the symptoms, you know have to keep a consistent artstyle or else your income might drop, you might not be able to afford that new phone you wanted or even afford rent or food. Or on the opposite side of the coin, why improve at all? It costs time, energy, intruige, research, practice, all that for a chance to drop your income or see a minor improvement, especially when people aren't there for your personality or things that come to you natrually but the things you create and its consistent output. The only reason an artist wants to improve their artstyle comes from themselves and wanting to improve themselves. It's a financial disinterest to change and improve styles.

As we've gathered from almost 240 pages worth, Ellen is not the kind of person to choose self-improvement but rather financial interest, she isn't there to show off her personality but rather to suck-up to the lowest common denominator. This leads to no one really having an interest in her personality but more the content she pushes out, she has to keep pushing out his pandering garbage, she has to keep this garbage artstyle. You can tell she only cares about the absolute numbers and not artistic integrity, she posts on Reddit, for fuck's sake. She has to keep posting her nudes, she has to keep creating flamewars everywhere she posts because she has no artistic talent. No one thinks to themselves "wow, that Pizzacake sure has some witty, creative and nice looking content", they either think "pandering garbage" or "she has good opinions about current thing".

You will not see any artistic improvement until she finally drops dead or goes financially south, whichever comes first. When she goes into dire straits, it means the current thing isn't the hip thing anymore, she has to show off her personality, which will ultimately fail and you will fail to see any new posts from her. When she drops dead, it means she stops drawing, which is the ultimate improvement to her artstyle, to be fair.
 
Ellen, once again, tries sympathy farming on Threads, most likely due to the same circumstances as the anti snark post.
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Why do I think she's sympathy farming?

She posts about her cats going to hospitals all the time, she did so two weeks ago, actually.
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But when this happened, a week ago, mind you, all she did was an xtra tier post on her Patreon.
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And yes, despite this obvious excuse, she actually announced she will be taking the nudes on schedule.
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Then delaying it by a day, seemingly (false advertising?)
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This would mark the second time she attempted sympathy farming for the same darn fucking thing! And for nothing!

Update: Fastest hand in the West.
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Nothing to see here though, just another boring take. The comic itself is also just a rehash, since she is extra lazy.
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Update 2: Ellen's starting to comment on Reddit again.
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Nice words for someone who is risking getting banned for brigading.

Careful what you wish for.
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Thankfully I refreshed the page before blindly posting. Also, (since I know Ellen lurks here) your subscription to living ends when you make a genuine threat upon mine.
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She draws her tits like how they tell you not to in any online art course. God it looks like the tits are those of people that have had too many tit jobs.

Most art courses online teach you that tits are move oval, sag and generally aren’t really symmetrical.
What?! That’s hardly what the greats taught me!
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