Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Tragon Dirtle]

If this is the same rumored crush/fling who was like "idek if being gay is even real though? Or if I've just talked myself into it?" then it has got to be Britt Marling, and that Community episode has just got to be her trolling Ellen. I want to believe this so bad because it would be such a hilarious shitlord thing to do.

It would be, but the episode aired 2011 and Brit Marling was in a relationship 2004 - 2012 so it's either her and it isn't or it's not her.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

And then she finally accepted Ellen as a pooner. Who knows what actually made her change her mind like that but for now we got this happy ending for her and her mother. Her mother stopped being a meanie bigot.

She then ends the chapter talking a little bit more about her mother. And how this experience on becoming a dood might changed her mother "for the better".

Congratulations, you broke your mother's spirit into submission to your selfish self-destructive whiny choices.

 

[Trianon]

Nope. In the book she straight up outs Kate Mara. I hope she got permission to do that.

I remember her saying everyone who is named got a heads-up/permission. Some readers speculated that that meant "Ryan" couldn't be Brit, who is mentioned in the acknowledgements (indicating that they're on fairly OK terms now, while "Ryan" seems to have really fucked Ellen up). But maybe Ellen just wanted to focus on the heartbreak part, and Brit didn't mind as long as she agreed to use a pseudonym.

Another point against it being Brit is that she did more TV than films, so if Ellen is telling the whole truth about seeing her on a film poster, that could rule her out. But probably Ellen mixed and matched a few details to avoid it being obvious.

 

[JelloJerk]

It would be, but the episode aired 2011 and Brit Marling was in a relationship 2004 - 2012 so it's either her and it isn't or it's not her.

Well the chapter did lay out that it was an open relationship, no?

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Well the chapter did lay out that it was an open relationship, no?

Yeah but she was in a nearly ten year relationship with a man at the time - and only broke up in 2012. No need to make a we should get boyfriends comment to appear straight when you're just out of a long term relationship.

 

[PamelaTaxidermy]

It’s Clea Duvall

 

[Crex Crex]

Nope. In the book she straight up outs Kate Mara. I hope she got permission to do that.

Pretty sure she also implied Mara's boyfriend was a cuck, which is pretty funny if true.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Have we talked about how Ellen Page seems to be a major catalyst to why Audrey Hale pooned out?

She was a major fan of Page for years and subsequently came out as lesbian like Ellen did; then officially came out at school as Trans about 1-2 years after Ellen did.
Seems like she immediately started thinking about poonerism once she heard about Ellen coming out.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Well, that's one domino effect I would never come up with myself

 

[batteredpancakes]

Well, that's one domino effect I would never come up with myself

You'd be surprised by how many TiFs have credited Ellen Page's coming out as one of the big reasons they finally got the courage to transition or, if they were young enough, even found out what transgenderism is.

She transitioned right when kids were off school and cooped up in isolation during covid. At exactly the time her coming out would make the most impact on lonely weird kids. Any kid that was attention deprived and felt even slightly different was going to admire the attention and support Ellen Page got.

She's really ruined so many lives. That's why I'm quite active on this thread; it's one thing to fuck up your own life but she's brought so many others down with her. I can't stand her.

 

[JelloJerk]

She transitioned right when kids were off school and cooped up in isolation during covid. At exactly the time her coming out would make the most impact on lonely weird kids. Any kid that was attention deprived and felt even slightly different was going to admire the attention and support Ellen Page got

Audrey Hale was like 30 though.

 

[FinnSven]

Audrey Hale was like 30 though.

So?

She was still an isolated shut in and clearly unbalanced. Mark Chapman wasn't a kid when he credited Catcher in the Rye for motivating him to shoot John Lennon.
John Hinckley was 25 when he shot Ronald Reagan, and he was "influenced" to do so by Jodie Foster's character in Taxi Driver.

Weird isolated people are often mentally teenagers into their 60s.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Audrey Hale was like 30 though.

Age doesn't really matter. Everyone was more cooped up and isolated than usual so everyone is more susceptible. Most things were was shut down and everything else had changed rules so any remaining remnant of her social life disappeared. Autistics are easily influenced and struggle with changes so her using escapism and leaning into her copes is a predictable move.

Either way Audrey was a chronically online autistic and seeing her fave lesbian celeb transition and be so lauded would have been encouraging for someone so at odds with others. She probably thought it would improve her life and she would find new friends and be happy as it seemingly did with page. Only for it to not work at all and result in her having serious anger issues. Mass shooters always feel they've been wronged in some way and she felt cheated I believe.

 

[FinnSven]

You'd be surprised by how many TiFs have credited Ellen Page's coming out as one of the big reasons they finally got the courage to transition or, if they were young enough, even found out what transgenderism is.

She transitioned right when kids were off school and cooped up in isolation during covid. At exactly the time her coming out would make the most impact on lonely weird kids. Any kid that was attention deprived and felt even slightly different was going to admire the attention and support Ellen Page got.

She's really ruined so many lives. That's why I'm quite active on this thread; it's one thing to fuck up your own life but she's brought so many others down with her. I can't stand her.

I still blame the Trailer Park Boys.

If only Ricky had been less high and Mr Lahey less drunk.

There is blood on Randy's gut!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Have we talked about how Ellen Page seems to be a major catalyst to why Audrey Hale pooned out?
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She was a major fan of Page for years and subsequently came out as lesbian like Ellen did; then officially came out at school as Trans about 1-2 years after Ellen did.
Seems like she immediately started thinking about poonerism once she heard about Ellen coming out.

Honestly, not surprising at all that it came down to this. This is something that Ellen would never point out when talking about the "inspiring" journey of coming out as a pooner. Having a child-killer being one of her big inspirations.

She likes to talk about how she inspires people to come out, but I can imagine that this is something that will put on the back of his mind to not confront the guilt about what she caused. She already looks miserable enough, knowing about this would put her on the edge.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions I would say, but there isn't any good intentions at all when you convince young kids to cut their dicks off or their tits. Ellen became another infection on an already bad looking wound.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Mass shooters always feel they've been wronged in some way and she felt cheated I believe.

Yep. Other parts of Hale's trannifesto showed her being incredibly pissed off at her parents for not doing cartwheels of joy about her transition, and she was jealous of kid transitioners who had puberty blockers.

That bitch was seriously fucked in the head.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Yep. Other parts of Hale's trannifesto showed her being incredibly pissed off at her parents for not doing cartwheels of joy about her transition, and she was jealous of kid transitioners who had puberty blockers.

That bitch was seriously fucked in the head.

Also talking about fucking girls in the ass and how her imaginary cock was hard for hours lmao

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I found the perfect horror movie for Ellen.

Spoiler

 

[Pedophobe]

What's in store for her after this? 41%?
I didn't finish Season 3 so I have no idea what's going on. Is anyone going to bother watching this?

After this it will be hosting a dwindling series of less and less trendy queer indie film & video game festivals and shilling for a dwindling series of less and less trendy queer housing relief charities and attending a dwindling series of less and less trendy queer envelope openings until he's eventually subsumed by obscurity until the inevitable flash in the pan easter egg cameo appearances in Astounding X-Men (2029) and Inception 2: n-Space Dimensions (2034).

 

[Marc]

Have we talked about how Ellen Page seems to be a major catalyst to why Audrey Hale pooned out?
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She was a major fan of Page for years and subsequently came out as lesbian like Ellen did; then officially came out at school as Trans about 1-2 years after Ellen did.
Seems like she immediately started thinking about poonerism once she heard about Ellen coming out.

Didn't Audrey also lift her pooner name "Aiden" from the male version of Ellen's character (her dead twin) in that pile-of-shit Beyond: Two Souls game (which had to be patched, once it was revealed that the dev team put a pudendal cleft on Ellen's nude character model; which was immediately ripped from the game for use in Pornhub SFM animations)?