Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[DickMain]

That fourth comment is right. She's supposedly happy, yet she's always talking about how unhappy she was that she needed to troon up. All her speech always has a negative framework.

It's that toxic positivity bullshit. Just being unreasonably positive, even faking it if you have to, and suppressing any feelings of negativity instead of allowing yourself to explore them and process them like a normal human being.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm calling it, shes going to commit suicide. Combination of the transition, and being in such HEAVY denial of "I'm happy" when shes really not. Its a dizzying fall shes going to go through, and her odds of surviving aren't great.

Hope I might be wrong but, seems like ones who are the most militant insisting it was the right thing to trans, suffer the most when regret hits

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The lack of collagen on that face is astounding for her age

Well, she is a vegan.

 

[Raiken]

reminder that in the last season of umbrella academy she was a tiny man running a biker bar and pushing a man around trice her weight, and her girlfriend left page for being a womanizer.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think she wants to be a boy not an adult man. She has as much of an issue with aging as she does with gender.

Yes, this has been noticed for a while now. I thought I saw it called out in this thread, but it was in a comment chain on the movie trailer about the gay or trans child that she starred in:



I remembered the comment because there was a surprise Null appearance and I think he talked about it on MATI

It's extremely weird how both TIMs and TIFs never want to be seen as an adult of the opposite sex, but as a childlike, infantilized version of the opposite sex. TIMs want to dress up like little girls wearing sun dresses and they constantly call themselves "girls," not women. And TIFs like Ellen Page constantly call themselves "boys," not men. Sure, there's always the rogue butch lesbian-turned-troon who wants to be seen as manly, but most come off as confused girls who want to revert their appearance to an unsexed, androgynous, featureless male youth.

I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's a molestation or male-attention thing. They want to undo all the sexual features of womanhood and turn themselves into their idea of a sexless being. In their mind, that's a young boy. It's pretty obvious if you just think about it for a bit, which makes the whole thing even sadder and more pitiful. It's like how TIMs bimbo-ify themselves because they want to emulate their messed-up headcanon of a sexualized women, but in the opposite direction.

 

[Pig Cups]

The most you look into her photo, the worse it gets.

Like, what the fuck is up with that stare?

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If only you knew how bad things really are

It reminds me of that eyelid twitch that symbolizes when one is teetering on the brink of a freak-out nervous breakdown.

Jesus Christ, it's like she's slowly transitioning into Tom Kenny

How dare you do Tom Kenny dirty like this?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

It reminds me of that eyelid twitch that symbolizes when one is teetering on the brink of a freak-out nervous breakdown.

It doesn't help shes VERY lightly built. Like if you are a huge dykish woman already pooning probably isn't AS bad, but you are trying to APPEAR big and strong when you really aren't. She was small, very feminine, and actually fairly cute as a woman, but transitioning into a man is just....sad. At BEST she looks like an ABSOLUTE runt, a tiny thing which is man in biology only, but has not hit strides in masculine development, and even then its a trick of the eye

Its the other side of the coin to brick shithouse men who have square jaws which could tank a baseball bat and bodies built for heavy construction work trooning out and trying to appear "cute" and feminine. But its just not possible, sure surgery and makeup and ect can maybe trick people to a degree, but one does not simply jump to the other side when you are so DEEPLY on one side of the masculine feminine spectrum.

I think this is a big part of it, shes in denial how laughable that attempt is, and has never admitted she has other issues where she hates the idea of being a woman.

Also this is probably already been said but it makes sense her being a pooner considering how many of her performances were women suffering.

 

[FinnSven]

It doesn't help shes VERY lightly built. Like if you are a huge dykish woman already pooning probably isn't AS bad, but you are trying to APPEAR big and strong when you really aren't. She was small, very feminine, and actually fairly cute as a woman, but transitioning into a man is just....sad. At BEST she looks like an ABSOLUTE runt, a tiny thing which is man in biology only, but has not hit strides in masculine development, and even then its a trick of the eye

Its the other side of the coin to brick shithouse men who have square jaws which could tank a baseball bat and bodies built for heavy construction work trooning out and trying to appear "cute" and feminine. But its just not possible, sure surgery and makeup and ect can maybe trick people to a degree, but one does not simply jump to the other side when you are so DEEPLY on one side of the masculine feminine spectrum.

I think this is a big part of it, shes in denial how laughable that attempt is, and has never admitted she has other issues where she hates the idea of being a woman.

Also this is probably already been said but it makes sense her being a pooner considering how many of her performances were women suffering.

Speculation plucked out of nothing;

Might she think that she could be like Tom Cruise?

Though he is not as short as he is joked to be, most credible claims have him at 5’7 so lower end of average, he isn’t a powerhouse or convincingly tough guy like say Danny Trejo or Stephen Graham, but he does play a lot of macho action hero roles.

Obviously self perception is a general issue among Troons and pooners as a whole, but it wouldn’t be a surprise if Ellen really thinks she could play a smarter and more thoughtful lead action guy.

 

[Écho Öwl]

Ellen really thinks she could play a smarter and more thoughtful lead action guy.

The “suspension of disbelief” required by the audience would be epic.

5’1” and barely 100# according to google. Platform shoes and unique shooting angles; a standard thing for Cruise, won’t help here.

Maybe when they can splice in an AI body to her face?

 

[Marc]

reminder that in the last season of umbrella academy she was a tiny man running a biker bar and pushing a man around trice her weight, and her girlfriend left page for being a womanizer.

They made a point of having the burly bartender say that Viktor went through "every woman in town", with no thought paid to the cut-and-dry reality of no woman in town being willing to pretend she was a man (much less interested in a dickless sex life with a frog-voiced lil d00d who happened to be the shortest person around) which that remark suggested.

They want to undo all the sexual features of womanhood and turn themselves into their idea of a sexless being. In their mind, that's a young boy.

In Ellen's case, she would prefer to be perceived as some teenage poonhound of a boy who fucks all the girls that called Ellen a dyke when she was growing up. Her preoccupation with mentioning her "dick" in the book speaks to that. In reality, however, what Ellen's shared with all of us is that nothing makes her sploosh harder than the superficial details and mannerisms of a stranger she can already tell she wishes to skinwalk, man or woman. There's a real, terrible possibility that Ellen's appearance since trooning out stems from having binge-gooned Evangelion or a lot of Justin Beiber music videos during the pandemic. Though I was going to use Corrado Soprano as the comparison (as Nicholas II of Russia immediately noted), her most recent lil d00d cosplay really seems much closer to the villagers from Conker's Bad Fur Day (note the hat, glasses, static, toothy expression and, lastly, the shoes):

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It doesn't help shes VERY lightly built. Like if you are a huge dykish woman already pooning probably isn't AS bad, but you are trying to APPEAR big and strong when you really aren't. She was small, very feminine, and actually fairly cute as a woman, but transitioning into a man is just....sad. At BEST she looks like an ABSOLUTE runt, a tiny thing which is man in biology only, but has not hit strides in masculine development, and even then its a trick of the eye

Peter Dinklage looks manlier than her because, despite he's a dwarf, he's still a man with male body parts.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

It reminds me of that eyelid twitch that symbolizes when one is teetering on the brink of a freak-out nervous breakdown.
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>HE'S JUST SOOO HAPPY NOW!!!

Also christ, it looks like she got a chin implant or something, maybe jaw implants, but the horrific way it stretches her cheek skin so taught when she smiles looks like the fucking joker.

 

[A serious hat]

Ellen Page is looking like present day Jeffrey Combs. Combs is currently 70 years old.

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Nooo, not Weyoun! Even as festive as Combs played Weyoun, Ellen could never hope to reach that level of masculinity. But imagine how hilarious it would be if they made a DS9 movie and cast Ellen as Weyoun? Imagine tiny lil Ellen next to tall Dukat or Worf or someone. Maybe she should just go for a role as. Ferengi. She’s definitely short enough. Aron Eisenberg passed away, maybe she could be Nog?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Ellen has started posting on her instagram again.
First is a plug for a new book about Marsha P. Johnson. Includes Kate Strangio.

Lol @ Kate. Candids of troons that they didn't carefully pose for and choose always show the truth.

The most you look into her photo, the worse it gets.

Like, what the fuck is up with that stare?

"Mom, can we get Ira Glass?"
"We have Ira Glass at home"

You did it Ellen. You became a trans icon. Transgender people all around the world applaud your bravery.

But first she waited until the bandwagon had been around the block a few times and the wheels started falling off. Tbh I think troons cringe when they see her. She's bad PR on par with Yaniv

Does she still have a woman's voice because that would make this even funnier

Yeah it's a little froggy but definitely still female

she could still pull off I dunno lesbian aunt roles in like direct to video shit if she still wants an acting career.

After making everyone walk on eggshells with pronouns and triggers and representation and a shitty book that blames everyone but herself? I doubt anyone would put up with "uh actually my bad I'm a chick after all."

I don't recall Odysseus coming across the island of the terminal cancer-aids patients.

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I'm calling it, shes going to commit suicide.

This is why I don't think she'll live long enough to hop on the detransition bandwagon next

 

[The Polaroid Man]

Disneyland where Leo's date was his own mother

Found the postings. DiCaprio having his mom throw out and a-log his slags somewhat hints at some oedipus complex going on between the two.

Him and his BFF Tobey Maguire are actually primo lolcow material if their OPSEC wasn’t so protected.

 

[Neil]

Also, new Getty images. Looking visibly worse every time I see her.

Holy shit. You truly never know what you have until it's gone.

Even if you're a pro-troon cheerleader, it's undeniable that she just looks sick. Not just sick in the head, but sick physically.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Gonna be fair and say that there are 20 years between those two pics above. She's now a 40 y old woman who doesn't take care of her skin bcuz she's a man now. She can claim to be Elliot, but her skin doesn't know it and she's getting closer to the start of pre menopause, and will need different care for her body in general.

Little she knows that Hollywood men also have to take care of their looks. She's transitioned into a teenage boy who doesn't want to take a bath bc he's lazy and doesn't care.

 

[Positron]

I'm not convinced that she isn't wearing a mask.

 

[NoReturn]

she's getting closer to the start of pre menopause, and will need different care for her body in general.

Let's be real. She's menopausal. The drugs are what done it.

 

[Narwhal]

Testosterone + a vegan diet also don't help when it comes to a woman's skin