Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Man, it’d be really nice if Hollywood would stop gigaraping these people, she looks horrendous.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Also, new Getty images. Looking visibly worse every time I see her.

She looks like a psyco that's about to have a mental breakdown and shoot down a school.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

That fourth comment is right. She's supposedly happy, yet she's always talking about how unhappy she was that she needed to troon up. All her speech always has a negative framework.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

SHE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE JUNIOR WITH PROGERIA.

She was adorable as Shadowcat in 2006 and was even good enough to be cast as a main in a Christopher Nolan movie at 22.

Imagine being so talented and fortunate in your trade that you score the most prestigious job job in your industry before entering your mid-20s

What a tragedy.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Imagine being so talented and fortunate in your industry that you score the most prestigious job job in your industry before entering your mid-20s

You do realize this means she probably was a fleshlight for all the Weinsteins Hollywood has to offer? No wonder she turned herself into Dobby the House Elf.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

You do realize this means she probably was a fleshlight for all the Weinsteins Hollywood has to offer? No wonder she turned herself into Dobby the House Elf.

Is there something about Christopher Nolan you know? Afaik he doesn’t prey on children or run a casting couch. Not denying she was groomed in general given the decade she came from

 

[ThatsMyDog]

The Lil dood

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

The lack of collagen on that face is astounding for her age

 

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

SHE LOOKS LIKE UNCLE JUNIOR WITH PROGERIA.

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She looks like Stephen Colbert. What the fuck.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Ellen looks terrible, but I think Kate looks worse in that photo. But then Kate Strangio was always an incredibly ugly woman (I normally hate to pick on someone's appearance when they can't help it, but lmao fuck you Kate cope).

 

[Oliver Onions]

Why you would do this to yourself for a couple of cookie points with a niche community is beyond me.

Turbo molested. If it hasn't come out already, I guarantee it'll be in her suicide note that she got passed around Hollywood execs like a silver tray piled with cocaine.

Imagine choosing to be a 5'1" "man."

Actually a perfectly normal height for a pig man, if ya wanna know the troof about it...

 

[Jay2U]

Does she have a hairy dick?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Do we know precisely who did this to her? I would rather be more specific when I bag in Hollywood

 

[Écho Öwl]

Do we know precisely who did this to her? I would rather be more specific when I bag in Hollywood

Provided the information is public, via companies and projects she’s worked in, I would conjecture that a bit of network analysis could suggest suitable candidates.

Way too much autism for me to look up tho.

 

[batteredpancakes]

It's been discussed a bit in this thread before.

We found she worked with Brett Ratner who has been accused by multiple woman of sexual abuse on set.
Potentially Bryan Singer but he's really only been accused by young men and boys even though he's apparently bisexual.

She also mentioned that a member of the Hard Candy production team also abused her.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

How the fuck can people look at this and think "this is a rational decision and should be normalized, lets teach children about it".

As long as the Democrats push this bullshit, Trump deserves to win every time.

 

[big pauper]

Is there something about Christopher Nolan you know? Afaik he doesn’t prey on children or run a casting couch. Not denying she was groomed in general given the decade she came from

chris nolan has spent his entire career trying to make the same movie over and over again and not really trying while expecting people to talk about him like stanley kubrick. he gets the most attractive and saught after women in hollywood to prance around on screen in dresses and make goo goo eyes at the camera for movies where they really just aren't very important to the mechanics of the film. tenet was cool but he was really aggressively and clumsily going out of his way to ape tarkovsky and failed at it because he tried to tell a story about self-actualization in a deterministic universe, learning the hard way why you don't use a gnostic jewish framework to tell a christ parable. also the thing he's most well known for is basically just killing heath ledger.

he's kind of a hack fraud who's best work elicits a "you tried" gold star. he's absolutely in this for the poon tang

 

[wrangled tard]

Congratulations Ellen for successful transitioning into Logic

 

[Bored & Confused]

Ellen Page is looking like present day Jeffrey Combs. Combs is currently 70 years old.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Is there something about Christopher Nolan you know? Afaik he doesn’t prey on children or run a casting couch. Not denying she was groomed in general given the decade she came from

She befriended Leonardo Dicaprio on the Inception set, which came out 2010 so if they filmed it two years before he would have been 34 and she would have been 21. From her autobiography, he invited his friend Peter to the set and afterwards let her know Peter was interested, so they went on a double date to Disneyland where Leo's date was his own mother. She wasn't interested and that was it. The book excerpt, and whether it was a set-up or not were discussed in thread before.