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Lol she can't hide her feminine elven ears and rounded dainty chin, though.
Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.
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Her cheeks are so sunken in. She won't live to see 40, not at this rate. I'm not wishing death on her, I've just seen healthier cancer patients and the ones that looked like her in their stages of the illness died a year or so later.
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To be fair many people are like that (and they don't have Ellen's fame at that point), but then they grew up.
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Those fucking clownshoes
They look like pontoon boats... poontoon boats maybe?
That nigger reminds me of Carl the Cuck
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Her body language goes against her verbal statements. It's like deep down, she thinks one thing, but her cognitively dissonant brain thinks another. She rarely nods her head in the affirmative. She's subconsciously disagreeing with her own statements by shaking her head back & forth, not nodding up & down. The shoulder shrugging is telling, too. Shoulder shrugging seems to universally mean "I don't know. Don't ask me."
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found this very ironic in hindsight video of pre dood Ellen
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It's almost like 95% of all mankind is straight, or something like that. Hmmmmm imagine that.
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At this point, I just regard Ellen as being in the final stage of a Canadian single-blind study to do with the efficacy of placebo surgery in the treatment of chronic mental illness. She has stripped herself of the acting range necessary to portray even her recent self - So female roles and nipple sensation are forever off the table. The only male role she seems to have the range for is portraying a child vampire in a shoot requiring more than eight working hours in a day - Though only if the vampire boy is never described in the script as expressing a contented smile.
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She looks like she's on chemo
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I amend my previous statement: Add "end stage child cancer and/or AIDS patient" to the pool.
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EUGENE VICTOR TOOMS I knew it all along
Eugene (alias Ellen/Elliot) needs human livers to feed on to stay young, before entering hibernating in a cocoon. He clearly hasn't been feeding, so his hormones are all out of wack. Or he may have tried to feed on Hollywood junkie livers, which also could've thrown said hormones out of wack.
Either way, "Elliot Page" is an X-File.
(Shoutout to early X-Files, when it was an episodic monster show)
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Squaring the circle with the hope Page gets cancer. Namaste.
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My whole matriarchal side was wiped out by cancer, save one who is currently dying from it. I too got the shit genes, and have had to have a few procedures myself over the years, so I feel I can chime in. I'll probably just be accused of misogyny due to selective reading but whatever.
3 cases of metastatic breast cancer on the previous generation (relatively large litter of Catholics). Two sets of double mastectomies. One even had to go through a bone marrow transplant, if you know how horrific (and ineffective) that procedure was in the 90's. One got implants, one didn't care.
Neither one of those (actually stunning and brave) women cried about their fate, let alone what randoms on the internet said about tattooed strangers.
Get a grip, @Monolith. This is Kiwi Farms. Cancer happens. Life is horrific. Try to find some humor in it, or start a thread in the Thunderdome if you can't.
Also, Ellen Page will never be a man and her zipper tits are not attractive.
3 cases of metastatic breast cancer on the previous generation (relatively large litter of Catholics). Two sets of double mastectomies. One even had to go through a bone marrow transplant, if you know how horrific (and ineffective) that procedure was in the 90's. One got implants, one didn't care.
Neither one of those (actually stunning and brave) women cried about their fate, let alone what randoms on the internet said about tattooed strangers.
Get a grip, @Monolith. This is Kiwi Farms. Cancer happens. Life is horrific. Try to find some humor in it, or start a thread in the Thunderdome if you can't.
Also, Ellen Page will never be a man and her zipper tits are not attractive.
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Back on topic:
After listening to her new voice for the first time, I don't even think she sounds like a frog. I still think she sounds like a woman, but with a bad cold.
After listening to her new voice for the first time, I don't even think she sounds like a frog. I still think she sounds like a woman, but with a bad cold.
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Testosterone is toxic for the female body in the quantities that Pooners abuse it.
She had the same wierd wavery frog voice even before she cut her tits off.
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tinfoil, what are the chances she’s not on HRT? afaik she’s never grown any facial hair, her voice sounds the same, in that pic with the fake abs she has no body hair. could she be pulling a dylan mulvaney? with how depressed she always looks/sounds her deteriorating face could be purely from stress and unhappiness
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Yeah that's what I was thinking. She doesn't have horrible acne breakout either like all the other pooners. Her voice does seem croakier but that might just be from screaming/crying herself to sleep every night, who knows.
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Since it got wiped, @Monolith was taking a piss and probably did not deserve that rant.
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I would not be surprised if she’s not on T. Ellen’s “transformation” reminds me a lot of her pal Kate “Chase” Strangio, though Kate eventually grew a stringy little mustache. It’s long been suspected for all her manly whining that Kate isn’t on T— just like Eli Erlick isn’t on estrogen.
The wealthier troons with better access to higher status docs can do more via plastic surgery rather than take risky cancer-causing drugs.