Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[sperginity]

I guess my point is that I remember my parents saying things that hurt as a kid but it wasn't like they were evil and purposely trying to be a jerk. Sometimes poking fun at someone can go too far and parents may not even realize it really bothered their kids until tears are shed or years later when the kid is older and says "yeah I always hated that".

when an adult that isn't related to you lives in your house and says something upsetting it hits different. so basically every kid that has divorced parents who got remarried understands this kind of shit happening, it isn't life ruining and the worst step parents do a lot more than hurt feelings. The fucked up thing is that ellen is angry at her step-mom instead of her mom and dad for putting her in this situation to begin with.

I'd agree if it was just the kids doing it but the adults joining in on it too is fucked up. Especially because she seems to imply that the step-mother would start the bullying and they'd all jump in.

families that are trying to blend together post-divorce get the worst advice, they are told to treat new siblings like their own family. some families can take a joke and don't get upset when they are the butt of a joke. treating someone like ellen that way is going to make her go insane. otoh the level of sensitivity and pretending that ellen required would probably have damaged the other kids in the household if it were applied equally. all children are extremely weird, and they tend to be weird in exactly the way their biological parents were weird when they were kids. I don't think blended families ever actually work

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Ellen sounds like an alien who got dropped off on this planet with no instruction manual.

Close. She's from Nova Scotia.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Are they sure it wasn't rabid?
Especially the one that went at the Firetruck.
They can get territorial defensive around the time their young emerge from the Lodge, and Fish and Game dudes advise you to keep your Dogs away from them, but generally Beavers are right up there with Marmots as being the most chill of all rodents.
This was in Russia, maybe Eurasian Beavers are different?

It must be a defense mechanism they developed to ward off drunk Slavs screaming at them

 

[Procrastinhater]

It must be a defense mechanism they developed to ward off drunk Slavs screaming at them

Seems like a reasonable response to avoid potential squatting.
Great now I'm gonna be screaming Bober Kurwa at them everytime I see one and people are going to think I'm nuts.
I never knew about Bobr memes till now.
I get why these guys are so happy even if I don't know what they're saying, I've always found beavers fucking hilarious, I think it's the tails and how they walk.
These guys look identical to New World Beavers too. If there's any difference I can't see it.

 

[TVB]

Close. She's from Nova Scotia.

Nova Scotia also gave us Joseph Strickland, the CEO of the Anti-Swag Corporation

 

[Kent Allard]

Seems like a reasonable response to avoid potential squatting.
Great now I'm gonna be screaming Bober Kurwa at them everytime I see one and people are going to think I'm nuts.
I never knew about Bobr memes till now.
I get why these guys are so happy even if I don't know what they're saying, I've always found beavers fucking hilarious, I think it's the tails and how they walk.
These guys look identical to New World Beavers too. If there's any difference I can't see it.

Looked it up, the Eurasian beaver is larger than it’s American counterpart, wouldn’t be surprise if the temperament was different as well.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I get why these guys are so happy even if I don't know what they're saying, I've always found beavers fucking hilarious, I think it's the tails and how they walk.

A lot of the time what they're yelling is some combination of "beaver faggot" (pidor) or "beaver whore" (kurwa) or "fucking beaver" (blyat)

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

For some reason this reminds me of the time a rabbit attacked Jimmy Carter.

Maybe because I was rooting for both animals?

 

[Dr J]

If anything, it validates my belief that Ellen will 41% in the near future.

I had that same belief as soon as I heard she cut off her breasts.

Basically, one day (like most troons) she's going to wake up and realise that she's done her body an incredible amount of irreversible damage. Once that realisation dawns, the 41%ing is inevitable

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I had that same belief as soon as I heard she cut off her breasts.

Basically, one day (like most troons) she's going to wake up and realise that she's done her body an incredible amount of irreversible damage. Once that realisation dawns, the 41%ing is inevitable

Isn't the infamous 41% specifically post-surgery? It seems much more common for women to chip their tits AND detrans whereas most dudes just realize it's a fetish and pump dick without cutting it

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Jesus fucking Christ, every word in that chapter screams "I'm so mentally ill and it's everyone's fault".

 

[Procrastinhater]

A lot of the time what they're yelling is some combination of "beaver faggot" (pidor) or "beaver whore" (kurwa) or "fucking beaver" (blyat)

Damn that's not very nice. Poor Bobers.

Jesus fucking Christ, every word in that chapter screams "I'm so mentally ill and it's everyone's fault".

Yeah its why I don't think she had a ghostwriter and how I'm pretty sure her editor just skimmed the pages (lol) without reading them.
If not her agent is dogshit, because this whole book paints the picture of an extremely neurotic constant victim that's unpleasant to be around and doesn't seem to understand human interaction.
Autobiographies are supposed to be tell all to an extent but there's a limit.
If your job relies on the public to have a good opinion of you, like hers does, you don't want to look like a deranged schizo with persecution fantasies about everything from the homeless, to A list actors and even fucking Beavers.
Jesus Ellen get a grip.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Damn that's not very nice. Poor Bobers.

One of the guys in the reversing car video in the second clip of the first video yells "WHAT A GOOD!" like a tumblr girl.

 

[Dr J]

Isn't the infamous 41% specifically post-surgery? It seems much more common for women to chip their tits AND detrans whereas most dudes just realize it's a fetish and pump dick without cutting it

I think they're just more likely to 41% after surgery. Suicide attempts for troons is never below 20% in all cases.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Autobiographies are supposed to be tell all to an extent but there's a limit.

The autobiographies I liked reading were the ones that the author admitted their flaws and mistakes from the past, but at the same time showed that in the present they are a good person who have learned as the years have passed.
The thing is that troons will read Ellen's book and think exactly what I said. She was mentally ill because she wasn't being her true self, and now that she has chopped her tits, got fake abs, is poisoning herself with testosterone and looks awful in general she is a True and Honest happy person. But for people who don't buy it they are still reading the words of a mentally ill person.
Can't wait for the next chapters, it's like watching a car wreck.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Poor step-mother probably did her best not to leave Ellen out on the sidewalk in a cardboard box labeled “FREE TO A GOOD HOME.” If she DID (and that’s a mighty big IF) actually laugh at Ellen laying prostrate in the throes of pooping herself half to death, I can think of a few scenarios where that might be a semi-justified reaction.

Ellen seems like a histrionic nightmare who probably milks every illness like she’s a Victorian waif on the verge of a tuberculosis relapse or some shit. A lady can only respond with sympathetic nodding through so many overly-dramatic head colds before she loses all semblance of interest in the antics of her husband’s hail-mary baby from his failed first marriage.

If any of what Ellen relates from her relationship with her step-mother actually provably happened, I would be surprised. She’s like a caricature of old-timey female hysteria.

 

[babyTAP]

I guess my point is that I remember my parents saying things that hurt as a kid but it wasn't like they were evil and purposely trying to be a jerk. Sometimes poking fun at someone can go too far and parents may not even realize it really bothered their kids until tears are shed or years later when the kid is older and says "yeah I always hated that".

I was bestowed the nickname of Tits McGee after being caught stuffing my bra by one of my parents. I can still remember how deeply pissed off I felt at the embarrassment. Small miracle I didn’t wind up eventually cutting them off!

 

[pink cigarettes]

Jesus fucking Christ, every word in that chapter screams "I'm so mentally ill and it's everyone's fault".

For real. You could show me an entire documentary about how the beavers in that region were actually radioactive bloodthirsty monsters the size of alligators and hungered for human flesh, and I still would not believe her asinine story.

The "maybe this really happened just like the unstable professional victim claims it did!" defenses are a lot. Do I think Ellen is a tragic person to whom really traumatic bad things happened? Yes, that much is obvious. Do I think her "demented book of dramatic things that happened to an extra special big boy, including a near-miss attack from a scary beaver" is written by a reliable narrator? Fuck no, because I'm not a complete chump.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Poor step-mother probably did her best not to leave Ellen out on the sidewalk in a cardboard box labeled “FREE TO A GOOD HOME.”

Bearenstain Universe Poon King Page

 

[UncommonParlence]

She’s lucky it wasn’t a pond full of weasels

https://www.menspulpmags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Mans-Life-1956-09-Sept-Cover-by-Wil-Hulsey.-8x6-1.jpg

Is he wielding that weasel as a WEAPON? Poor weasel. They only kill and eat a few hundred children a year. Dude should have let them hollow him out and nest inside his body if he loved nature.