Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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SonOfBandera said:
Imagine what shes gonna look like when she gets old. Do troons seriously never think about that?
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I don't think she's gonna be around that long.
From the look of trans joy on her face now she's already tired of life.
She's also aged horribly from testosterone abuse which is extremely bad for women and the reason she looks like, as another poster described perfectly, "a depressed shoe insole."
It's not just Ellen either, you don't see many old trannies, I've never seen any old Pooners in particular, after a few years on testosterone they end up with truly fucked up medical complications like Buck Angel did when her vagina atrophied and her uterus nearly fell out.
Pooners have a short shelf life it seems.
 
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Crex Crex said:
>4th and last season
>Declining viewership
>Comes only three years after one of the main stars has essentially derailed the series

Yeah, the show has definitely been aborted.
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The show massively overtook the comics (while departing from them significantly) - they were a lot wackier
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(from L-R the original character designs, feat a man who's head is literally grafted onto a gorilla, the Eiffel Tower launching a death ray, the Lincoln Memorial coming to life to battle the superheroes ,and one of the characters disguising herself as Jackie Kennedy, sneaking into the motorcade, and then using her magic powers to make JFK's head explode after they'd accidentally foiled his assassin).

...so I think about 4 seasons was the limit anyway - Gerard Way is writing the next batch of comics inspired by Season 3.

That being said, if they had full creative control they could have spun it out into more seasons. The plotline is basically The Gang Destroys the World -> The Gang tries to fix it but accidentally go back to 1963 where they nearly destroy the world again -> They fix it but end up in an alternate present where different babies got adopted into being superheroes -> The presence of crossed timelines creates a paradox that destroys the entire universe -> They "reset" the universe and are in yet another alternate present. It's the sort of show where as long as you could keep up with wacky existential threats and time/dimension hopping, you could probably sustain it indefinitely until audience numbers eventually got bored (kinda like Doctor Who), especially if you slowly drip fed revelations about the evil alien Dad. Definitely not going to happen now Ellen's transitioned, though.
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
The worst possible way of handling it on all sides is by demanding the entire show essentially be hijacked and ran into the ground indulging one actor's mentally ill attention seeking behavior and playing it off like trooning out on a whim (or pretending a greasy bowlcut changes someone's sex) isn't weird, when let's be real, they might as well have renamed the show The Zippertits Variety Hour.
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They largely managed to avoid it becoming that because Ellen trooned out quite late in the day after the scripts were all finished - shooting started in February 2021 and Ellen came out in December 2020, so really the only acknowledgement of it was the awkward "hey guys it's Viktor now" scene and Luther making Ellen his best man. The problem is that generally speaking the structure of the seasons is the other characters tend to go off and do superhero hijinks while Ellen, who either doesn't know she has powers or knows they're too dangerous to use, tends to have a bunch of screentime doing character development (romance with a stalker who goads her into unsuppressing her powers, lesbian romance with a woman trapped in an abusive marriage, Viktor dealing with the fallout of saving that woman's son and accidentally giving him magic powers)... so I tend to assume this season is going to lean heavily on the gender stuff since it wasn't really addressed last season.

I'm still going to watch it though, because it's the sort of stupid nonsense I like. Hopefully it's not too derailed.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I don't think she's gonna be around that long.
From the look of trans joy on her face now she's already tired of life.
She's also aged horribly from testosterone abuse which is extremely bad for women and the reason she looks like, as another poster described perfectly, "a depressed shoe insole."
It's not just Ellen either, you don't see many old trannies, I've never seen any old Pooners in particular, after a few years on testosterone they end up with truly fucked up medical complications like Buck Angel did when her vagina atrophied and her uterus nearly fell out.
Pooners have a short shelf life it seems.
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>after a few years on testosterone they end up with truly fucked up medical complications like Buck Angel did when her vagina atrophied and her uterus nearly fell out
What the fuck? Can i get a rundown?
 
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SonOfBandera said:
>after a few years on testosterone they end up with truly fucked up medical complications like Buck Angel did when her vagina atrophied and her uterus nearly fell out
What the fuck? Can i get a rundown?
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Testosterone killed her woman organs, her body rejected them and caused septic shock. I think some of her organs ossified.
 
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SonOfBandera said:
Jesus christ. Is there a buck angel thread?
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Idk, Buck Isn't really a cow and was actually one of the few people to call out Trans life line back when Nina and Greta were stealing money from the charity. Null mentions it in his "The rise and fall of Trans life line" MATI stream.

Buck has a youtube channel and has actually discussed these medical complications pretty openly.
 
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SonOfBandera said:
Jesus christ. Is there a buck angel thread?
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I don't think so but there maybe should be, I don't know that theres enough to class her as a cow outside the Pooner shit and the fucked up porn though.
And yeah, basically testosterone abuse killed all her woman parts, her vagina atrophied, but worse, her uterus started to rot inside her, she went into septic shock and very nearly died.
Its why she's so big on warning other Li'l Pooners of the dangers of testosterone now, Buck was one of the first cases of that happening because when she Poonerized herself it wasn't really understood the long term effects.

Pooners (and all troons really) are fucking lab experiments, medical guinea pigs, thats why theres no recognized standard for their surgeries and you get crazy Frankenstein doctors like Cetrulo and his experimental abdominal phallo that gave ElephantDick her trunk. When Cetrulo realized all the promises he made to people like ElephantDick wouldn't be possible he abandoned her and his other patients so now they're having to find other surgeons to remove the fucked up tentacles that Cetrulo left them with dangling from their stomachs.

Buck was one of the first cases of testosterone at Poonerizing doses destroying female reproductive organs, but its becoming more common as early Pooners age, thats why Buck does so much stuff to try to warn other women about the dangers, but while still refusing to outright condemn the practise of Pooning, which is kind of fucked when you think she nearly died, but I guess when you've been a Pooner for as long as her its sunk cost fallacy (phallusy?) it must be hard for her to admit she was wrong.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I don't think so but there maybe should be, I don't know that theres enough to class her as a cow outside the Pooner shit and the fucked up porn though.
And yeah, basically testosterone abuse killed all her woman parts, her vagina atrophied, but worse, her uterus started to rot inside her, she went into septic shock and very nearly died.
Its why she's so big on warning other Li'l Pooners of the dangers of testosterone now, Buck was one of the first cases of that happening because when she Poonerized herself it wasn't really understood the long term effects.

Pooners (and all troons really) are fucking lab experiments, medical guinea pigs, thats why theres no recognized standard for their surgeries and you get crazy Frankenstein doctors like Cetrulo and his experimental abdominal phallo that gave ElephantDick her trunk. When Cetrulo realized all the promises he made to people like ElephantDick wouldn't be possible he abandoned her and his other patients so now they're having to find other surgeons to remove the fucked up tentacles that Cetrulo left them with dangling from their stomachs.

Buck was one of the first cases of testosterone at Poonerizing doses destroying female reproductive organs, but its becoming more common as early Pooners age, thats why Buck does so much stuff to try to warn other women about the dangers, but while still refusing to outright condemn the practise of Pooning, which is kind of fucked when you think she nearly died, but I guess when you've been a Pooner for as long as her its sunk cost fallacy (phallusy?) it must be hard for her to admit she was wrong.
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Buck still has a vagina, never got a phallo.

The photos are....weird. Looks like a man at a glance and then....welp. That's a regular ol' vagina.
 
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This is a very general run down of what allegedly happened, but as others said, the tl : dr is, 15+years of testosterone caused her reproductive organs to atrophy. The atrophy was so bad, her cervix began to calcify into a hard little nub that was totally fused shut against her uterus. (Her overies above had also atrophied and fused agiasnt the uterus)

Now, the cervix is meant to stay open, because of course, periods need to get out somehow. The problem was, Buck wasn't having periods due to the cross sex hormones she was taking, so she had no idea her cervix fused shut.

Even if one isn't having periods, the cervix stays slightly open to allow natural shedding of cells from the uterus. It's not really enough to be noticeable (as in discharge) but it does gradually happen.

Since Buck's did not have an exit for these cells, debre, and dead tissues, over the course of many, many years, they built up and decayed inside her uterus. It was so bad it that the septic gunk backed up into her fallopian tubes and out into her abdominal cavity. Then everything burst. She had to have an emergency hysterectomy and major antibiotics and as others have said, this nearly killed her.

At the time, Buck was really one of the few well known pooners, and it was new territory for everyone, including doctors. No one realized how badly the female system would respond to having massive amounts of T while still keeping the female organs. Now adays they just yeet everything to avoid this.


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Some key qoutes from the she-man herself,

I am an experiment. Nobody ever told me about atrophy. EVER. I suffered for years with debilitating cramps.

One day I passed out. Fever. Emergency room. Infection. Sepsis. They said ‘wow if you waited five more minutes you might be dead’ After years of testosterone on my reproductive system (it has) atrophied. Beyond belief the doctor sad he had never seen anything like this. My cervix fused to my uterus. An infection formed. This was the cramping. The infection burst.
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LimeRikki said:
That's a regular ol' vagina.
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honestly it's more horrifying than that. Testosterone makes the clit grow for some of these pooners and they get this..pseudo-phallos that looks more at home on a female spotted hyena (don't look that up if you don't know what I'm talking about).
I used to think I was a pretty open person when it comes to genitalia and how everyone has a unique set but the pooner """penis""" is just not at all attractive. It's closer to some Lovecraftian, Eldritch horror that humanity was never supposed to see.

Someone wanted to see Ellen Page pregnant with her ridiculous ab implants and I can't stop thinking about that + the testosterone girl "dick".
 
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PetiteFeet said:
honestly it's more horrifying than that. Testosterone makes the clit grow for some of these pooners and they get this..pseudo-phallos that looks more at home on a female spotted hyena (don't look that up if you don't know what I'm talking about).
I used to think I was a pretty open person when it comes to genitalia and how everyone has a unique set but the pooner """penis""" is just not at all attractive. It's closer to some Lovecraftian, Eldritch horror that humanity was never supposed to see.

Someone wanted to see Ellen Page pregnant with her ridiculous ab implants and I can't stop thinking about that + the testosterone girl "dick".
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Its hilarious that pooners basically turn into manlet incels with what is basically a useless micropenis
 
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