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- Jan 17, 2014
I know there's such a thing as a punchable face, but I think that's the first time I've ever heard a punchable voice.
It reminds me of a younger, more annoying Jeff Goldblum.
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I know there's such a thing as a punchable face, but I think that's the first time I've ever heard a punchable voice.
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I'm... Sorry... I get that it's a tragedy, but...
"Then you will see, I am the true Alpha Male."
Would it be wrong if we had "True Alpha Male" as a special title for posters here, only given out in very rare events where someone majorly went above & beyond the call of duty? (example: someone who was able to obtain Chris's arrest video from the police dash-cam)
Jesus, I've never even had one nanny. How come I never became a murderer?I bothered to read most of Elliot's whinyfesto where I got this information. He spoke of going through several Nannies (some only stayed for a brief period so he forgot their names), his first house in the UK and the private school he attended there.
Jesus, I've never even had one nanny. How come I never became a murderer?
There is this:
This guy whines whines whines whines endlessly about how girls don't want him.
Well, what did he actually do to get to know girls??
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He didn't get into any hobbies where he could have met girls. He didn't even bother chatting any up. He actually expected them to come to him and lift him out of his lonelyness because this is what he deserves.
Wow. Just wow. Elliot actually succeeded in making Chris look pretty good in comparison: Chris at least made an Attraction Sign and sat next to it, while Elliot simply griped without end and did NOTHING SIMPLY NOTHING to achieve what he wanted (that is hankypanky).
You know, the silver lining to all of this is that when they have all of those funerals this coming week, the stores are going to have their Memorial Day plastic flower arrangements at 50% off.
Yeah, as much as how Chris and Elliot expected women to talk to them, at least Chris actually had a female friend. Elliot on the other hand didn't. All he did was pretty much throw drinks at women when they didn't acknowledge him or worst, had a boyfriend.There is this:
This guy whines whines whines whines endlessly about how girls don't want him.
Well, what did he actually do to get to know girls??
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He didn't get into any hobbies where he could have met girls. He didn't even bother chatting any up. He actually expected them to come to him and lift him out of his lonelyness because this is what he deserves.
Wow. Just wow. Elliot actually succeeded in making Chris look pretty good in comparison: Chris at least made an Attraction Sign and sat next to it, while Elliot simply griped without end and did NOTHING SIMPLY NOTHING to achieve what he wanted (that is hankypanky).
Deep cover agents? So does that mean they intend to steal are super secret plans for world domination?Apparently the wizards are sending in deep cover agents now.
Deep cover agents? So does that mean they intend to steal are super secret plans for world domination?
He was born into a prestigious British family, lived in a picturesque English cottage and went to a private British elementary school (bet he even had the Hogwart's-like school uniforms to go with it), then moved to Hollywood and hung out at movie Premieres. He was a bona-fide Upper Class Twit, but without the huge cash reserves.
And then he got dropped straight into Southern California school culture. Nearly every school is ruled by cliques, but in California the cliques are the worst of the worst. In a local society driven by celebrity status where it's "who you know" and "who do you hang out with", these cliques really turn the knob up to 15. He was already feeling entitled, but the local culture compelling him to "be the Alpha Male" made it literally a life-and-death struggle to him.
It's places like S. California that make me glad for Global Warming because these coastal ratholes will be underwater 100 years from now. I've been to S. California. It's a horrible, overrated place that needs to be erased off the map one way or another.
Southern California isn't any different from anywhere else, and it's really stupid to wish the death of millions just because you don't like a particular area. Jesus Christ get your issues solved before you post such insanity as this.