Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Why would Elon Musk do this?!

Musk limits number of posts Twitter users can view per day​

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[Nicholas II of Russia]

He's doubling down.



(OP)

 

[smugrandomdouche]

I hate this fucking idiot who left SA to steal american tax dollars and ruin this country further. Send the fucking emerald mine retard back to his fucking country so he can fuck up things there or the racist farmers can have him.
Gouging out twitter to try to make a quick buck like a homeless man needing a fix.

 

[StMaryPiper]

How this guy is still in Prospering Grounds is a mystery to me. He's a complete sperg and has gotten more and more milkable over time. Would we need a better OP?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

A possible explanation on what happened according to someone in Mastodon. Although it was Google Cloud who had the contract, not the AWS.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

He's doubling down.

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(OP)

I like this. Meta/Facebook or Youtube/google or someone is gonna come up with their totally-not-a-twitter-knockoff (the same way everyone came up with their totally-not-a-tiktok-knockoff, see also instagram reels/youtube shorts) with unlimited views and cannibalize the market share.

 

[Trombonista]

How this guy is still in Prospering Grounds is a mystery to me. He's a complete sperg and has gotten more and more milkable over time. Would we need a better OP?

Some might say he's a little too successful to be a lolcow. Then again, Trump got a lolcow thread. I wouldn't mind moving this out of PG, but I'd like to know what other mods/admins think.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Some might say he's a little too successful to be a lolcow. Then again, Trump got a lolcow thread. I wouldn't mind moving this out of PG, but I'd like to know what other mods/admins think.

The farms feature a lot of very successful people as cows. A well-renowned comic book artist, a now-deceased famous internet forum successful businessman, numerous high-tier speedrunners (stating this ironically and unironically), news pundits, and even critically acclaimed actors like Wesley Crusher, the boy in Star Trek everyone absolutely loved.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

I like this. Meta/Facebook or Youtube/google or someone is gonna come up with their totally-not-a-twitter-knockoff (the same way everyone came up with their totally-not-a-tiktok-knockoff, see also instagram reels/youtube shorts) with unlimited views and cannibalize the market share.

4 days ahead of threads by meta/facebook launching. Hmmm.

We'll see how threads goes.

 

[AgendaPoster]

too successful to be a lolcow

He's a 110% turbo lolcow by all evaluations.
The OP is shit though, IMO, and is seething with all sorts of political innuendo "why can't Elon shut up about politics and make electric cars".
A real lolcow OP would focus on Elon's meltdowns online and idiocy promotion, his association with Quckservative wing of the Cheongpublican Party, his lies about Twitter and "free speech", his bad treatment of employees, woke or not, and generally low IQ online behavior that is simply outrageous lunacy.
But I fail to see in which ways this dude is not a lolcow, he is driven to drama and by drama and is acting autistic online each time he has access to a phone.

 

[Trombonista]

He's a 110% turbo lolcow by all evaluations.
The OP is shit though, IMO, and is seething with all sorts of political innuendo "why can't Elon shut up about politics and make electric cars".
A real lolcow OP would focus on Elon's meltdowns online and idiocy promotion, his association with Quckservative wing of the Cheongpublican Party, his lies about Twitter and "free speech", his bad treatment of employees, woke or not, and generally low IQ online behavior that is simply outrageous lunacy.
But I fail to see in which ways this dude is not a lolcow, he is driven to drama and by drama and is acting autistic online each time he has access to a phone.

So basically your problem with the OP is that it's not your kind of political.

 

[AgendaPoster]

So basically your problem with the OP is that it's not your kind of political.

Some political inclinations are indeed retarded, nothing is created equal wink wink

 

[GenociderSyo]

Elon Musk's starlink satelittes are causing issues for space research.

 

[Unoriginal Username 2D]

I hate that despite all the Twitter drama, this still is in Prospering Grounds.

 

[Abowaffen]

I hate that despite all the Twitter drama, this still is in Prospering Grounds.

The "Musk owns Twitter" megathread in the autism thunderdome is sapping away all discussion from here.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Some might say he's a little too successful to be a lolcow. Then again, Trump got a lolcow thread. I wouldn't mind moving this out of PG, but I'd like to know what other mods/admins think.

Rich people are just as able to be lolcows as regular folks. Elon has autism and super thin skin and makes a lot of retarded decisions, so I'd say that makes him a lolcow

 

[MadStan]

A dream fight.

Only because if a fire broke out and killed everyone in the stadium we’d get rid of 2 of the biggest social engineering assholes the world has ever known. And google might be in the crowd along with half the other tech companies.

Make it so.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Rich people are just as able to be lolcows as regular folks. Elon has autism and super thin skin and makes a lot of retarded decisions, so I'd say that makes him a lolcow

I might even argue that wealth enables lolcow-ery. Instead of being a (mostly) unknown rando on the internet, the news reports on your stupidity. Instead of your fuckups being limited by your reach and relative impotence, wealth enables fuckups of truly monumental and far-reaching proportions

 

[AnOminous]

I might even argue that wealth enables lolcow-ery. Instead of being a (mostly) unknown rando on the internet, the news reports on your stupidity. Instead of your fuckups being limited by your reach and relative impotence, wealth enables fuckups of truly monumental and far-reaching proportions

I think to some extent you have to be a failure to be a lolcow. For instance, Timothy Dexter literally shipped coals to Newcastle, and was widely considered a fool, but because of extreme luck, somehow managed to make a fortune doing that, among a series of other seemingly farcical choices.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I might even argue that wealth enables lolcow-ery. Instead of being a (mostly) unknown rando on the internet, the news reports on your stupidity. Instead of your fuckups being limited by your reach and relative impotence, wealth enables fuckups of truly monumental and far-reaching proportions

It does. Once you (temporarily) become the richest man in the world in terms of net worth, you feel that any lolcow decision you make is now another stroke of genius, with plenty of simps following you around.

Musk is a lolcow and this thread is good to go. The OP covers the broad strokes well enough.