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Zuckerberg has been training martial arts for a while, Elon admitted to having aspergers which is high functioning autism, and that can give him unwarranted confidence. Just sayin'
Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
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I saw a screenshot of this story and thought haha funny meme. Just googled it and it is apparently true?
I hope Elon pounds that lizard skinwalker.
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Some quick stats
| Elon "African Kang" Musk | Mark "The Zucc" Zuckerberg | |
| Age | 51 | 39 |
| Height | 187cm | 171cm |
| Weight | 97kb | 70kg |
| Reach (est) | 174 cm | 162 cm |
The Zucc only seems to have age and some experience in favor.
My money is on Musk as some months of training if they ever do fight - could do wonders. Plenty of amateur boxing/kickboxing examples of that.
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Meta's spokesman confirmed that this isn't a joke on Zuck's part and Elon named the place:
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This is amazing. Never would I thought that a Martian and a Cyborg Reptilian would fight one another.
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It appears about once a century some poor human needs to learn the lesson about man vs. machine. I’m rooting for you Elon, but this didn’t end so well for John Henry.
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I'd wonder what Cuckerberg's level of actual fighting has been. Musk is older and fatter, but also meaner.
If he doesn't train at all based on unwarranted confidence, it could be a Wings/Boogie thing, but if he actually does, he could have the physical advantage despite Cucker being better trained.
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Whoever loses, we win.
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I support Zuck just because I can't shake the mental image of him just autistically glaring at Elon Musk like he does at anything that isn't a fellow amphibian before getting his hands on him and re-enacting the scene below.
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Musk has the height and weight advantage, but Zuckerberg has a serious age advantage. I want Elon to win, but I think Zuckerberg's age advantage is too much to overcome.
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Musk said when he was last on Joe Rogan that he lifts weights as training when he's not doing cardio (which he does apparently 2 times a week), but I somehow doubt that.
He's also said he has trained some Jiu-Jitsu and has at least tried BJJ. That's not barely a starting point imo, but shows some initiative. There was an interview where, apparently, even Jeff Bezos talked to him to give him exercise advice.
Zuckerberg on the other hand, says he trains his reactions and flexibility when he does BJJ, which is weird as that mostly focuses on technique and grapple strength (you can factor in "reactions" to technique though).
I'm looking forward to this either way. We're getting a new gladiator arena with billionaires fighting for our amusement. The difference being that its all gayer of course.
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If Elon Musk can run 17 companies, tweet constantly AND has the time to fight the Zuck, can we all agree CEOs are worthless and don't earn a damn dime they actually make?
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Is this actually going to happen? This could be some serious fun whoever wins. Best lolcow boxing match ever.
Actually wouldn't it prove CEOs are pretty based?
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Nah cause Mommy said no. https://bloodyelbow.com/2023/06/28/elon-musk-wants-to-fight-mama-hates-it/
Also, you can be based and worthless. Look at this site for example.
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I hope it's mortal kombat and both these fucks fatality each other.
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