Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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You're aware there's an entire genre of livestreamers who are so desperate to be the next Mister Metokur that they copy all his sayings and mannerisms down to his cancer cough when he laughs, right? They were so numerous at one point we came up with the name "Jimwalker" for them
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I get why some normalfags would like to sound like musk if only to get other normalfags to think they are special like that scamming bitch that became a jobs clone and got tons of investors for her bullshit bloodtest machine that never worked

But imitating some literally who nigga who was only a tiny bit efamous a decade ago? why?
 
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The more widespread this schizo theory becomes
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Dude

>Musk is an addict, thus unpredictable.
>He is desperate to look cool and be the smartest man in the internet. He is clearly not
>Has a super fragile ego.
>He broke down over pajeets and renamed himself kekimus maximus on Twitter even though he's now working for the US in an official capacity.
>Likes Diablo 4 and said he was top 20 in the world even though it was disproven. Thus is a lying sperg.

Him pretending to be someone that their name means "Rich, famous of the nation" that sounds like him, acts like him, talks about politics like him and has immediately recognizable speech patterns isn't a schizo theory. Calm down.
 
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Pat's Pointer Finger said:
> they're 2 different people
> everyone still thinks Elon is a stuttering autistic weirdo who is terminally online giving bad takes and torpedoing his legacy while ignoring his children and acting like a manbaby clearly going through a midlife crisis as the "fellow kids" meme

it doesn't really matter at this point
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Yeah like again, if Dittman is still a separate person

Elon is still an autistic retarded manchild with a fragile ego

the biggest difference is that there's another loser to make fun of
 
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"No you see Adrian Dittmann is actually Elon's secret alt account! He made it because, uhhhhh, he's autistic! And he never once attempted to mask his voice on this secret alt account because, uhhhhhhh........."

I just don't buy this shit.
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I mean Elon has made burner accounts before

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Return of the Freaker said:
This fucking Dittman account reminds me of when Mitt Romney had a "own the haydurs" account called Pierre Delecto
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Whether it's him or not doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things (I think it's him though). I just think it's funny how a guy who has all that fame and money has basically zero friends and uses sock puppet accounts to pump himself up.

I guess money can't cure your insecurities.
 
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ToEnsureVerification said:
Dude

>Musk is an addict, thus unpredictable.
>He is desperate to look cool and be the smartest man in the internet. He is clearly not
>Has a super fragile ego.
>He broke down over pajeets and renamed himself kekimus maximus on Twitter even though he's now working for the US in an official capacity.
>Likes Diablo 4 and said he was top 20 in the world even though it was disproven. Thus is a lying sperg.

Him pretending to be someone that their name means "Rich, famous of the nation" that sounds like him, acts like him, talks about politics like him and has immediately recognizable speech patterns isn't a schizo theory. Calm down.
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So far here are the main three possibilities:
1. It's Elon
2. It's an AI trained solely on Elon, possibly by Elon
3. It's a German faggot living in Fiji who has nothing better to do with his life than learn the exact speech patterns of Elon, and his politics, and his "humor" "style"

Let's use Occam's razor and see which one is the simpler explanation.
According to Elon Sprate Header, it's the 3rd one.
Really makes you think 🤔

Edit: Typo
 
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"No you see Adrian Dittmann is actually Elon's secret alt account! He made it because, uhhhhh, he's autistic! And he never once attempted to mask his voice on this secret alt account because, uhhhhhhh........."
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Honestly, yeah good point.

It’s at least funny to imagine it’s him, but yeah probably not.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
I mean Elon has made burner accounts before

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Captain Dipshit said:
You know he's already had an alt outed right? Like, years ago?
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Okay, I'm going to be a bit nicer and outline the main hang-up I have with the Adrian = Elon theory.

Assuming the Adrian Dittmann account actually is an Elon alt, my question is: does Elon want people to know the account is his?
  • If no, why did he not bother to even attempt masking his voice in Spaces? I get that it's fun to call Elon a retard (which he often is), but he just is not so retarded that he wouldn't realize his voice is distinct enough to recognize in the wild. If you think he is that retarded, you are that retarded.
  • If Elon does secretly want people to know the account is his, why even bother making the account??? What are you suggesting the motive is here? Is he doing a little trolling?
I simply do not get how "well, he's made other alt accounts before!" addresses these concerns. Is there some answer to the above questions (that isn't as socially clueless as Elon himself) that I'm not seeing? The proposed motives make absolutely zero sense to me.
 
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Okay, I'm going to be a bit nicer and outline the main hang-up I have with the Adrian = Elon theory.

Assuming the Adrian Dittmann account actually is an Elon alt, my question is: does Elon want people to know the account is his?
  • If no, why did he not bother to even attempt masking his voice in Spaces? I get that it's fun to call Elon a retard (which he often is), but he just is not so retarded that he wouldn't realize his voice is distinct enough to recognize in the wild. If you think he is that retarded, you are that retarded.
  • If Elon does secretly want people to know the account is his, why even bother making the account??? What are you suggesting the motive is here? Is he doing a little trolling?
I simply do not get how "well, he's made other alt accounts before!" addresses these concerns. Is there some answer to the above questions (that isn't as socially clueless as Elon himself) that I'm not seeing? The proposed motives make absolutely zero sense to me.
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The answer to both of your questions is because he's a socially inept egomaniac, and it's the simplest to assume he's just short-sighted (as evidenced by countless of his decisions) and he thought it'd make him look like a galaxy-brain genius to "trick" people with it. I think you underestimate how far a complete idiot can fail upward and until Dittman actually gets on camera and explains why he acts exactly the same as a different person (in addition to mistakenly speaking from Elon's point of view in the stream) it seems far-fetched to believe this isn't just Elon making a massive fool of himself, which he regularly does.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Yeah like again, if Dittman is still a separate person

Elon is still an autistic retarded manchild with a fragile ego

the biggest difference is that there's another loser to make fun of
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I like your "glass half full" take on the situation.

If Adrian isn't Elon, than he's just another devout Elon-simp with lowcow worthy takes we can collectively snark on. Maybe he even deserves his own thread!
 
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kay, I'm going to be a bit nicer and outline the main hang-up I have with the Adrian = Elon theory.

Assuming the Adrian Dittmann account actually is an Elon alt, my question is: does Elon want people to know the account is his?
  • If no, why did he not bother to even attempt masking his voice in Spaces? I get that it's fun to call Elon a retard (which he often is), but he just is not so retarded that he wouldn't realize his voice is distinct enough to recognize in the wild. If you think he is that retarded, you are that retarded.
  • If Elon does secretly want people to know the account is his, why even bother making the account??? What are you suggesting the motive is here? Is he doing a little trolling?
I simply do not get how "well, he's made other alt accounts before!" addresses these concerns. Is there some answer to the above questions (that isn't as socially clueless as Elon himself) that I'm not seeing? The proposed motives make absolutely zero sense to me.
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Look Sprate, I've seen your other work in the site. You are a good investigator. But you are looking for "Whys" in the conduct of an addict manchild egomaniac with money to burn.

Why did Rekieta do the Cokestream? Why did he (allegedly and probably) feed his daughter cocaine? Why didn't Bossmanjack quit crack and gamba when he was 150K ahead?

It's lolcow beahaivor. There's no logical "why", and I understand it's hard to square that circle with Musk being a billionaire and in charge of powerful organizations, but drugs and power change people and their actions stop being rational (Look at our future golden Balldo winner Rackets, for an example.)
 
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Eventide said:
I like your "glass half full" take on the situation.

If Adrian isn't Elon, than he's just another devout Elon-simp with lowcow worthy takes we can collectively snark on. Maybe he even deserves his own thread!
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Nah Adrian should share it with his idol Elon if its real, we shouldn't separate these lovebirds.
 
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