Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Sargon's wife's son]

You rapefugees do know that it's a permabannable offense to white knight lolcows in their thread, right?

I'm gonna cry to the mods about things God you're gay.
No we're making fun of you and all of the brain dead liberals who think Elon Musk made a Nazi salute you were generally dumb sometimes Hulk you should get your TDs checked on it's probably not good for your health at your age.


I do love how much this new cycle has been taken up by the idea that Elon Musk is doing Nazi salutes rather than the fact that he's a basically use the president's power to gain control of tiktok it's a good move if you're a crap weirdo like mask

 

[torpig xmr]

imagine bragging about being "good" at a chinaslop diablo clone gookclicker rpg game but actually it was all a lie.

 

[Itchy Trashdick]

He's good, Benjamin Netanyahu gave him a Nazi pass.

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This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety. It seems that @elonmusk made awkward holocaust sneedpostings in a moment of enthusiasm, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead. /sneed

https://xcancel.com/JGreenblattADL/status/1882477385804919159

https://archive.is/pzLa8




https://xcancel.com/ADL/status/1882485456056865038

https://archive.is/LDTGq

Yea. theyre going to make him put on a funny hat and touch the wall again.

 

[Black British Nerd]

Trump weighs in on Elon attacking his deal. Elon has somehow made Trump sound like some kind of calm collected school teacher that mediates kids fighting.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump weighs in on Elon attacking his deal. Elon has somehow made Trump sound like some kind of calm collected school teacher that mediates kids fighting.

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Elon did the impossible and is going to make Trump the Internet Lumberjack when Elon inevitably fucks up

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Nigga be twiking

 

[The Hungry African]

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I can't wait for this faggot to speedball his way into full blown psychosis and start going on skitzo rants about shadow men hiding in his rockets and shit.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

This guy just won the Troll of the Year award and we're not even out of January. Everyone in the media falsely accusing him of a Nazi salute, and instead of cowering like a baby and apologizing, he triples down and trolls them all by making the stupidest Nazi puns. Even the ADL doubled back on him and is now flailing their arms around.

I know I'm probably the only person who thinks this, but I am absolutely all for this maneuver. Be a Facebook boomer for a while. The sheer amounts of salt from absolutely everybody, even the fucking Trump administration since he doesn't do what they want either, is so fucking limitless and so fucking tasty. As someone who thinks all politicians are lying hacks, this man is possibly the greatest person ever appointed to a government position. Even if Trump fires him over the weekend or whatever it was so, so, so fucking worth it. I thought I wouldn't have anything truly exciting happen in politics for a while but Elon has proved to me that there are still mavericks and people that just don't give a flying fuck about the system anymore or what "should" be done voicing themselves out.

Even though he runs his businesses like a toddler playing in a sandbox, I have come around on the man, at least for today. He is funnier than every SNL skit and stand-up comic put together. Thank you for your glorious service to the ones like myself who think that the professionalism is a complete waste of breath.

you're an actual retard clapping for the "i'm just pretending to be retarded" guy (who is also another actual retard)

it's all retarded, all the way down

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

This guy just...

Elon you have 200 billion dollar and 200 billion kids why the fuck are you on this site. all your money and options and you choose, this.

 

[Peep Plops]

Calling Elon some masterful troll is pretty rich considering the guy spends his time fedora tipping on x, jacking off into test tubes and pretending to play videogames to score points among the neckbeard set. By the same metric DSP and Boogie1488 are king and queen shit of troll mountain. Maybe now would be a good time for us all to collectively catch our breath and reconsider whether we should allow a south african loon with daddy issues to rival Madonna to run the country.

 

[souschef]

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Elon is like a girl who does everything she can to attract as much attention from guys as she can then acts annoyed when they ask her out.

He does the unironically

The cringe is too strong

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently to be a masterful troll, you need to publicly piss your pants and when people make fun of you, just tell crappy jokes in response.

Only the ADL is offended by Elon's shitty jokes but otherwise, everyone just thinks he's a loser.

The only offensive thing about Elon is how this perpetually 14 year old boy is rich

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Actually nuts the world's richest man doesnt just pay his hoes $5k a month to at least stay in some good graces. Especially Grimes who still thinks it worthwhile to defend him.

I like some of her music but man, 8 years ago she looked like any other indie singer-writer out of europe.

 

[ddlloo]

A 'masterful troll' would (well, maybe) have been if it was a picture perfect roman salute given in the context of comparing some aspect of the Roman and American empires.

What he actually did was just retarded.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

He's good, Benjamin Netanyahu gave him a Nazi pass.

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Bibi is a cow in his own right judging from some of his presentations (the Price-Is-Right style wall of compact discs, and of course the cartoon bomb) addressing the goys like they are 10 years old and he is their school gym teacher. Cow crossover!

The conservatives have the hotter women.

The bleach blonde women on FOX news mostly all have square jaws, broad shoulders, and too much makeup. It's not my type.

Elon has proved to me that there are still mavericks and people that just don't give a flying fuck about the system anymore

I think he's aggressively trying to double down on the post Bretton Woods Agreement system, not buck the system.

 

[Maurice Maine]

This guy just won the Troll of the Year award and we're not even out of January. Everyone in the media falsely accusing him of a Nazi salute, and instead of cowering like a baby and apologizing, he triples down and trolls them all by making the stupidest Nazi puns. Even the ADL doubled back on him and is now flailing their arms around.

I know I'm probably the only person who thinks this, but I am absolutely all for this maneuver. Be a Facebook boomer for a while. The sheer amounts of salt from absolutely everybody, even the fucking Trump administration since he doesn't do what they want either, is so fucking limitless and so fucking tasty. As someone who thinks all politicians are lying hacks, this man is possibly the greatest person ever appointed to a government position. Even if Trump fires him over the weekend or whatever it was so, so, so fucking worth it. I thought I wouldn't have anything truly exciting happen in politics for a while but Elon has proved to me that there are still mavericks and people that just don't give a flying fuck about the system anymore or what "should" be done voicing themselves out.

Even though he runs his businesses like a toddler playing in a sandbox, I have come around on the man, at least for today. He is funnier than every SNL skit and stand-up comic put together. Thank you for your glorious service to the ones like myself who think that the professionalism is a complete waste of breath.

You're joking! He's making a fool out of himself. He just gave an entire month of content to scummy commies on the press, breadtubers and what have it. Reddit is gonna be prattling about it until the end of time. And that's just the beginning of it: the AI angle is absolutely abysmal.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Trump weighs in on Elon attacking his deal. Elon has somehow made Trump sound like some kind of calm collected school teacher that mediates kids fighting.

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Your post made me realize what is the true role of Elon Musk in the new government. He is a wacky court jester, who makes "the king" look wise and majestic. He is now easier to hate than Trump. I don't suspect here any 4D chess, most of this happened organically due to actual retardation, but in that way he can be truly useful.

 

[AWizard]

He's good, Benjamin Netanyahu gave him a Nazi pass.

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I'd say they're devaluing the holocaust but fuck it, if it means they can no longer lord it over literally everyone on the planet so be it.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Your post made me realize what is the true role of Elon Musk in the new government. He is a wacky court jester, who makes "the king" look wise and majestic. He is now easier to hate than Trump. I don't suspect here any 4D chess, most of this happened organically due to actual retardation, but in that way he can be truly useful.

I don't think having retard friends make you look better in politics.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'd say they're devaluing the holocaust but fuck it, if it means they can no longer lord it over literally everyone on the planet so be it.

I agree, butt fuck the holocaust