Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
Money can be cut from one place and spent elsewhere when the people in charge don't care about the former and lie about the results.

"See, we're firing people, cutting programs, and destroying everything you benefit from to save you money. We also have to raise the debt ceiling and cut taxes for the ultra-rich. Why? Because that will help. Trust and believe. Take this handout and stop crying." - The ultra-rich and powerful who don't suffer from these actions.

Ironically, Elon Musk can be the retarded wannabe dictator he's always had dreams of being, while the people he negatively impacts heil him as a hero.
Yep. And if Hasan and antifa aren't currently jizzing at the revelation communism will come to the united states then I will call them all faggots for being spoiled piss babies who got what they always wanted and are still sour. I however am just glad things aren't that much harder yet. They aren't getting better, but they aren't exactly horrible.
 
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Many of the people in this thread say that Elon will get the Luigi special, but honestly at this point I think the main cause of Elon's demise will be a cocktail of stress and drugs.

Looking into the long term effects of ketamine on the body and mind we can see the mind altering effects at work. For starters Elon is paranoid as all hell that he is going to be assasinated. Ketamine in the long run also causes memory loss and mood swings, at how much Elon has promised in the past and kept none of his promises part of that can be due to the horsey tranquilizer. For the mood swings just look how spastic he is on Xitter.

Special K also makes you dumb, go figure, as it reduces the amount of grey matter in the brain. So expect Elon to not know basic principles in the future.

Now for the effects on the body, Elon can develop ketamine-associated cystitis, fucking up his bladder. So if we hear in the nearby future that Elon has problems with his kidneys or bladder he is quite frankly put fucked beyond repair, kidney can't be repaired and he will have to live in a terrible state.

From what is publicly available Elon started taking ketamine from 2024, but it can be much earlier. He is using that stuff constantly, hell probably daily at this point considering the amount of shit he has to go through with DOGE and other shenanigans at the White House.

Call me a faggot if this doesn't happen but Elon will be in critical health condition by the end of Trump's second term.

Sources:
Ketamine 1
Ketamine 2
 
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Many of the people in this thread say that Elon will get the Luigi special, but honestly at this point I think the main cause of Elon's demise will be a cocktail of stress and drugs.

Looking into the long term effects of ketamine on the body and mind we can see the mind altering effects at work. For starters Elon is paranoid as all hell that he is going to be assasinated. Ketamine in the long run also causes memory loss and mood swings, at how much Elon has promised in the past and kept none of his promises part of that can be due to the horsey tranquilizer. For the mood swings just look how spastic he is on Xitter.

Special K also makes you dumb, go figure, as it reduces the amount of grey matter in the brain. So expect Elon to not know basic principles in the future.

Now for the effects on the body, Elon can develop ketamine-associated cystitis, fucking up his bladder. So if we hear in the nearby future that Elon has problems with his kidneys or bladder he is quite frankly put fucked beyond repair, kidney can't be repaired and he will have to live in a terrible state.

From what is publicly available Elon started taking ketamine from 2024, but it can be much earlier. He is using that stuff constantly, hell probably daily at this point considering the amount of shit he has to go through with DOGE and other shenanigans at the White House.

Call me a faggot if this doesn't happen but Elon will be in critical health condition by the end of Trump's second term.

Sources:
Ketamine 1
Ketamine 2
A man got arrested for making threats this week. I think there are going to be attempts towards ending his or his sons life. I'm not saying there is no possibility of drug overdose, but this man is making people homicidal.
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Many of the people in this thread say that Elon will get the Luigi special, but honestly at this point I think the main cause of Elon's demise will be a cocktail of stress and drugs.

Looking into the long term effects of ketamine on the body and mind we can see the mind altering effects at work. For starters Elon is paranoid as all hell that he is going to be assasinated. Ketamine in the long run also causes memory loss and mood swings, at how much Elon has promised in the past and kept none of his promises part of that can be due to the horsey tranquilizer. For the mood swings just look how spastic he is on Xitter.

Special K also makes you dumb, go figure, as it reduces the amount of grey matter in the brain. So expect Elon to not know basic principles in the future.

Now for the effects on the body, Elon can develop ketamine-associated cystitis, fucking up his bladder. So if we hear in the nearby future that Elon has problems with his kidneys or bladder he is quite frankly put fucked beyond repair, kidney can't be repaired and he will have to live in a terrible state.

From what is publicly available Elon started taking ketamine from 2024, but it can be much earlier. He is using that stuff constantly, hell probably daily at this point considering the amount of shit he has to go through with DOGE and other shenanigans at the White House.

Call me a faggot if this doesn't happen but Elon will be in critical health condition by the end of Trump's second term.

Sources:
Ketamine 1
Ketamine 2
His face is already starting to really deteriorate.
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That is not a healthy look.
 
A man got arrested for making threats this week. I think there are going to be attempts towards ending his or his sons life. I'm not saying there is no possibility of drug overdose, but this man is making people homicidal.
This one does seem like a malding retard but with the number of people being laid off at Musk’s whim, someone somewhere is going to end up losing their house, marriage, kids etc and devote the rest of their existence to getting revenge.
 

His face is already starting to really deteriorate.
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That is not a healthy look.
That's it I'm suing Netflix for stealing my film idea. Fucking assholes making the live action streaming series of Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine And Dies. I am serious. Netflix owes me money. Not just for my idea. But for this woke bs of casting a communist Nigger with a troon kid.
 
This one does seem like a malding retard but with the number of people being laid off at Musk’s whim, someone somewhere is going to end up losing their house, marriage, kids etc and devote the rest of their existence to getting revenge.
I wonder if we'll see a new version of Going Postal.
 
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His face is already starting to really deteriorate.
He's had a facelift before. And his hair plugs have to be replaced every six months at his age most likely. And lots of people say that he has had eyelid, chin, jaw, and nose surgeries. Him constantly wearing a hat indoors is because he recently had another round of hair plugs or another facelift.
 
He's had a facelift before. And his hair plugs have to be replaced every six months at his age most likely. And lots of people say that he has had eyelid, chin, jaw, and nose surgeries. Him constantly wearing a hat indoors is because he recently had another round of hair plugs or another facelift.
Incredible, MAGA has filled our government with Bogdanoff monstrosities.
 
when do we start calling this the reddit administration

Why can't they just deport people and shut the fed without being such an unbelievable faggot? Why did we put a foreign born autistic Redditoid in charge of this? Why can't he just shut his fucking mouth and stop chasing the dream he had of being Tony Stark and have an ounce of fucking humility?
 

I'm so unbelievably fuck ass MATI rn, "haha it's so quirky guys, we know who raped and trafficked thousands of children here's an epic awesome sauce Rick roll tho!!!!"
Turning the Epstein files into a partisan issue has been a stunningly retarded move on the right's part. It seems like there's no good way out- they could just keep not dropping them (and I guess taunt their voter base in the process???), or they could release a version with all the Dem names intact but half the list blacked out for some mysterious reason. Either way is going to build up into a shitstorm eventually
 
I'm so unbelievably fuck ass MATI rn, "haha it's so quirky guys, we know who raped and trafficked thousands of children here's an epic awesome sauce Rick roll tho!!!!"
From the same people who just leveraged a foreign government to allow two accused rapists and sex traffickers to escape justice and travel to the US.
 
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