Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
"Fuck you dad" energy strong with this guy. lol
Otherwise.. Imagine burning bridges with the richest father in the world, all because you want to LARP your fetish and said LARP demands ideological conformity and purity.

Sorry if this is the wrong place.. Not sure if this is another circlejerk hate thread or a general one. (if so does where it is make it one?)
 
The child has no agency or personality apart from current_year fashions
I know getting pumped full of sterilizing chemicals as a teenager stunted his mental/emotional development to some degree, but the "child" is still a 25 year old man...

Of fucking course he goes by “vivian”
Names for terminally online white kids with bad fathers cliches for 500 alex.
Add it to the list: Sophie, Lilith, Vivian, Zoe/Zoey/Zooey, Chloe...

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He has what, 14 children at this point and would rather play poe2 and shitpost on twitter than participate in raising them, he can blame his own niggery for his children turning up wrong
Oh yeah I forgot he only had to pay 3000 dollars in child support by Texas law. That is just fuck off money he gives out of his ass.
 
I'm gonna get a lot of 🗑️ and ✖️ for this, but she is likeable. Elon is a Lolcow and I can't imagine being his child. I would be shitting on him too. The trans stuff, in most cases, is teenage rebellion that went too far. They are usually gay men who decided to go the extra step to "stick it to the man". Elon is just as responsible for this as anyone, and had his approach been more agreeable this probably would've never happened. I'm happy she's happy and is making a career out of alogging her father. In another life she'd have never transitioned and would be a shitposter, she's a product of her bizarre upbringing.
nigga he's not going to have sex with you
 
Elon actually has two real daughters, ome that Grimes asked him for as a consolation child since he took X away, she was birthed by surrogate (ETA because of her anorexia btw) after they broke up and is named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, and at least one with the jeet lady he trots around, I think that's Azure? Those are the ones who he should worry about. Especially the one being raised by that daddy issues art hoe alien Grimes, at least the jeet lady has a job and a human face. Grimes prob thought that giving a man who only wanted sons a daughter would make him come back to her and will be in that girl's ear the rest of her life screeching about men and her dad and praising "Vivienne" like she has been doing all over the internet lately. I also think "Vivenne" is literally the slow kind of coddled autistic and is too fat to be a HSTS. AGP all the way.
 
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Xavier's dad is the richest man in the world, he could have had anything he ever wanted in the world, so why in the absolute fuck would he choose to side with being an AGP and supporting retard turkgays like Hasan Piker?
I think a lot of it is the kid's mom really really hating elon and using this mentally ill child to fuck with his dad, not all of it of course, but a good bit.
 
Vivian is a tranny but they trigger Elon and give us more info on Elon's autismal and lolcow behavior, so they're cool in my book
At the risk of negrates, I'll agree. I'll take a troon's word over Musk's everytime. TBH I can't hate Vivian, I only have so much hate I'm willing to give so I have prioritize who receives my MATI. A single tranny of little consequence beyond blood relation doesn't warrant my negative attention.
 
Elon actually has two real daughters, ome that Grimes asked him for as a consolation child since he took X away, she was birthed by surrogate (ETA because of her anorexia btw) after they broke up and is named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk, and at least one with the jeet lady he trots around, I think that's Azure? Those are the ones who he should worry about. Especially the one being raised by that daddy issues art hoe alien Grimes, at least the jeet lady has a job and a human face. Grimes prob thought that giving a man who only wanted sons a daughter would make him come back to her and will be in that girl's ear the rest of her life screeching about men and her dad and praising "Vivienne" like she has been doing all over the internet lately. I also think "Vivenne" is literally the slow kind of coddled autistic and is too fat to be a HSTS. AGP all the way.
This makes me think I gotta wonder what the fuck Musk can bring to the party besides his money. He's got 0 charisma and he just comes across as super autistic for space. Is he interesting IRL? Can he go on about other topics that aren't muh space muh trannies? He's not even good at bantzing if X is any indication.
 
But it gets fucked up how Elon and Ian say that the kid is dead for transitioning despite them still being alive.
Troons are the ones who came up with all this "deadname" bullshit, they can suck it.

It's also a habit in some usually Orthodox Jewish families to describe failsons who have brought disgrace to the family by being perverts or whatever, so. . .oh yeah, makes sense for Zion Don.
He kinda IS the fruit of his own labors lel
Well he's definitely a fruit at least.
 
Probably about the time he started having children with BPD whores.
Not just having children with BPD whores. Having children using IVF with BPD whores. My conspiracy theory is that IVF somehow fucks over the human psyche and creates nothing but losers and weirdos.
 
This makes me think I gotta wonder what the fuck Musk can bring to the party besides his money.
I really think it's mostly money. His most recent baby momma is an ethot grifter and clout chasing nobody who stalked him because she knew he was impregnating randos digitally and wanted a piece of that. I think his first wife could have loved him because they met in school when they were young and they actually had their first child naturally but he died at 10 months old so they had a bunch of science children. Then he had a midlife crisis after getting a tatse of attention and left his family to play celeb. Amber Heard and Grimes were getting older and less famous and he was looking for arm candy to dress up in retarded cosplay and breed more autists with. His current paramour is some kind of artificial intelligence scientist but that sounds like a fancy way of saying she's a groupie who thinks he's a genius and likes pretending to be smart with him. Even if he doesn't pay enough in child support, being paid to give shitty quotes about him or dumb interviews forever because he never shuts up also has to have some monetary value, especially if you're an attention whore. The only one of these women I have any pity for is his first wife.
 
summary from AI i cba to replace she with he etc.
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Turkroach and flaming homo for hours.
He’s got a more naturally masculine jaw than his dad and he’s taking titty skittles.
I wonder if Elon spent money on plastic surgery because at that Paypal point in his life he looked like one of those drawings in anti-masturbation pamphlets of how jerking it would turn you into a sallow-faced weak-chinned drooling pervert with bags under your eyes and hairy palms.
Not just having children with BPD whores. Having children using IVF with BPD whores. My conspiracy theory is that IVF somehow fucks over the human psyche and creates nothing but losers and weirdos.
It definitely does. Gametes are delicate things and are supposed to come together under very specific conditions that basically only exist inside a woman. Physically fucking around with them outside a body has consequences.

IVF babies are more likely to be premature, have lower birth weight, have asthma and allergies more often, and there are more complications with pregnancy.

Elon Musk basically spent millions to have tard babies. Then he left an abandoned son with a vengeful mother who probably hates his guts. Now he's mad they came out tarded.

He basically did the allrecipes recipe for how to make a troon son because he's too autistic to be a dad.
 
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