Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,148
You keep saying that, over and over, but you seem weirdly unable to grasp that I voted for this and I want so much more of it. Elon can be as autistic and retarded as he want, he's still gutting the fed and god damn that's a beautiful thing. Anybody helping DOGE cut off the rot is doing good, no if's or but's.

ALso, he has fucking shit taste in game, POE2 is an abortion.
How is it a beautiful thing that you are getting screwed over all to make billionaires more money?

I know you're a cuck to billionaires and get off to being their pay pig, but have some dignity man. I guess Fox News has really gotten into your brain where you're celebrating that you are losing out on money and it's going to billionaires. You are one stupid motherfucker even for a guy who gets all of his political knowledge from Russian bot farm slop on social media and from a news organization that admitted, under oath, that they lie to their viewers

It's good, but it's good for things like people who can't reproduce normally or have some incompatible-with-life tard baby condition they want to avoid spreading and can be weeded out at that phase.

Just doing it optionally for whimsical, retarded reasons isn't good, though.
If the rumors are true, Elon's dick is mangled from a penis enlargement surgery, so he might have a legitimate need at this point
 
An albino cryptid male metalhead with typical tism style stretched out shirt and Elon's horse teeth. Beautiful.
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Then he got resolved and vowed to “Kill Wokeness once and for all” and he’s succeeding right now.
Wokeness has been killing itself. All this fucking tard has done is jump on the bandwagon late in order to claim credit for a kill that was self inflicted, and to be honest, that is exactly what all the current "own the libs. Trigger the libs" are also trying to do.

To give Styxhexenhammer666 some credit, by doing his gay hand wavy full moon bullshit he's putting in more effort in order to claim credit for circumstantial or self inflicted shit than Elon and you guys. It takes a special kind of person to be a lower effort fag than Styx but Elon and you guys are succeeding in doing exactly that.
 
Not to be an ass but can you give an example of Democrats paying for votes.
I was going to say not as directly, but then I remembered the get out the vote drives they do:

That along with all the benefits they throw at illegals, promising to forgive student debt, welfare programs, "free" this that and healthcare, etc etc.

Fact checkers say this is certified false though ofc ofc (by which they mean true):
> The organization offers individuals $200 to become a voting ambassador and encourage their family and friends to vote, not to endorse a specific candidate. The organization itself, though, endorses Harris.
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And that's just what I could find in 5 min. Don't forget Facebook's get out the vote drive aimed at college kids (libtards), which the Zucc now regrets on record.

Republicans will bus retirement communities to polls and all that, but this pay to vote stuff is hardly uncommon. So, I think the faux outrage at Elon turning it into a 2 million dollar lottery deserves the world's smallest violin.
 
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I feel bad for Elon. This creature was his favorite child. He did an interview talking about it fairly recently and he was almost crying about what happened. Then he got resolved and vowed to “Kill Wokeness once and for all” and he’s succeeding right now.
Maybe this homunculus will 41% itself sooner rather than later.
He raised the child, and is as responsible for that child's development as anyone and anything. It's not difficult to see why a child raised by this autist would feel the need to rebel against their father, particularly when that father presents such a shitty representation of masculinity. It's not remotely surprising why Elon's child would look at him and think "I want to be the exact opposite of everything this man is". It's not remotely surprising — I'm surprised more of his children haven't adopted alternative lifestyles in an effort to spite him.

Elon is a shitty person and a shitty parent. Perhaps if he showed an ounce of self awareness and reflected on how *his own actions* made his child detest him so much he might find some answers.
 
I was going to say not as directly, but then I remembered the get out the vote drives they do:

That along with all the benefits they throw at illegals, promising to forgive student debt, welfare programs, "free" this that and healthcare, etc etc.

Fact checkers say this is certified false though ofc ofc (by which they mean true):
> The organization offers individuals $200 to become a voting ambassador and encourage their family and friends to vote, not to endorse a specific candidate. The organization itself, though, endorses Harris.
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And that's just what I could find in 5 min. Don't forget Facebook's get out the vote drive aimed at college kids (libtards), which the Zucc now regrets on record.

Republicans will bus retirement communities to polls and all that, but this pay to vote stuff is hardly uncommon. So, I think the faux outrage at Elon turning it into a 2 million dollar lottery deserves the world's smallest violin.
Eh, it sounds more like paying for people to go door knocking but yeah still borderline.
Elon is a shitty person and a shitty parent. Perhaps if he showed an ounce of self awareness and reflected on how *his own actions* made his child detest him so much he might find some answers.
Got this from twitter and wholly agree with it.
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It also explains why Trump seems pretty cool with it, when last time the media was able to bait him by pumping up various aides.
There are power struggles right now in the admin over Waltz since you have figures like Vance that think he’s too pro Ukraine. So there is baiting going on, it’s just not directed at Musk currently (from others in the administration).

The time limit, I suspect, makes others not feel too challenged since they can wait him out. That’s why the real test is once Musk’s time is up since he’ll either back out gracefully or try staying heavily enmeshed with Republican politics while seeing himself as a king maker able to use his money to tank candidates that go against him.
 
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Republicans will bus retirement communities to polls and all that, but this pay to vote stuff is hardly uncommon. So, I think the faux outrage at Elon turning it into a 2 million dollar lottery deserves the world's smallest violin.
The difference is that this is a blatant example of vote buying. He outright messaged that there is a chance to win $1 million if you vote for Brad Schimel. No disguising it or using legalesy. A cash incentive to vote for a candidate.

Only someone as intelligent as Elon Musk could be that stupid as to create verifiable evidence of voter fraud.
 
The difference is that this is a blatant example of vote buying. He outright messaged that there is a chance to win $1 million if you vote for Brad Schimel. No disguising it or using legalesy. A cash incentive to vote for a candidate.

Only someone as intelligent as Elon Musk could be that stupid as to create verifiable evidence of voter fraud.
Good point with the verifiable evidence, which got me thinking that maybe it's just a shitlib talking point, and surprise surprise. Are you a smoothbrain?
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> Entrance is limited to those who voted in the Supreme Court Election.

He's doing the exact same thing. Even if he was I wouldn't care, but did you just read the headline from NYT. Jeez louise they're not sending their best. Someone call ICE on this guy.

Edit. Uhhh sweaty, just checked all 100,000,000 posts from your post history, and yeah um yikes, confirmed libtard. Downvote and move on.
 
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I actually don't think it's been that common in history for an autist to rise to billionaire status. That seems to be a thing of the tech industry. The "robber baron" type billionaires were generally pretty neurotypical in terms of intellectual development, although perhaps a bit sociopathic.
In fairness, historically the selection pressure was toward spergs who were able to mask. Those who weren't were usually drowned as changelings or left as a Simple Jack-tier farmhand who wouldn't get anywhere close to any position of importance.
A fair number of them had a lot of offspring and even if they might have tended to be emotionally distant, actually seemed to care about them. They'd usually pick a successor who would get the most attention and be groomed into a suitable replacement, but even the fuckups would get some kind of busywork foundation or subsidiary business that could be a tax writeoff. They'd also make sure to keep the UTTER fuckups away from the money and maybe pay them to stay away in Paris or wherever.
Definitely, though the number of offspring is less of a factor to consider with industrial age families because condoms and birth control weren't really invented yet. They were basically either child-hating hedonists who didn't have any kids because they aborted them all or they had moderate to large sized families. In the modern age, smaller families are more common, especially among modern upper middle and upper class families. This is a definite contrast to what you called the "salmon strategy" Elon has adopted.
They were generally thinking of succession and legacy, stamping their name on history.
Elon does sort of think this way, in that he believes his genes are superior and that he's doing these women a favor by impregnating them, but he's too much of a narcissistic retard to consider that maybe the sort of women who want to get impregnated by a random CEO aren't prime breeding stock. They stroke his ego so he gives them whatever they want.
Elon, by comparison, is a feckless manbabby and I bet he's leaving behind a disaster for an estate that will turn into decades of estate litigation that will make Jarndyce look like a fender bender small claims suit.
Again, this is where the life history strategy comes in. Elon only thinks about Elon, and only that which Elon currently desires. One of those "time does not exist to the nigger" things. That litigation will happen to some other guy that isn't him, so he doesn't care. If he isn't around to see his inheritance, then it doesn't matter. He never gave me the impression he was a religious man at all. He probably figures he'll just cease to exist or turn into space dust and everything that happens after that isn't his concern beyond leaving behind enough malformed mutant babies he'll be the aspie Genghis Khan. Hell, in 10-20 years he'll probably be dealing with even more Xaviers trooning out or publicly embarrassing themselves or revealing all of Elon's nastiest secrets. That will happen to some other, future nigger Elon that isn't current day Elon, though, so it doesn't matter.
 
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Imagine a funny comedic scenario not based in reality at all. And these two stupid faggots crash into one another in a hilarious manner just like Wacky Races, spinning off a cliff to their death just like they hit a banana peel.
 
So we have a Turkroach nepobaby communist, who lives in a Pedowood mansion, and bedazzles himself in chintzy effeminate jewelry, spending 2 hours gossiping with a homosexual pretending to be a woman.
its like the start of a shitty bar joke, while musk is an unfunny spergy out of touch retard seriously who tf is convinced by any of this? "OMG hes so cringe!" yeah he is, but gossiping about your dad with hasan the posterchild nepobaby just comes across like rich kids groaning that their daddy didnt get them the right color ferrari for their sweet 16
 
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