Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 814 70.9%
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Azelia Banks has also claimed Grimes told her that Elon's genitals have been mangled by a botched penis implant procedure. The same procedure that plastic surgeons attempt on pooner rotdogs. Hilarious, if true, because it shows that Elon is dumb enough to be duped by plastic surgeons into believing in the possibility of a working penis pump. Lol. Lmao, even.
 
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What is Musks problem anyway? Doge the fuck out of child support. Id vote for Republicans forever if this faux nigger took that chainsaw to child support laws in this country. He has no problem ripping down other institutions to benift him, why not take an axe to child support. Federal fucking mandate, EO the fuck out of it. At least fucking try. Cause its so fucking ass backwards its unreal these percentages make no fucking sense.

I'm not saying people like Elon or even myself or anyone here should not have to pay child support. I'm neither for or against it. But the idea that a single mom needs 10/100s thousands of dollars to support a child is crazy. The arbitrary percentages they use for support are retarded. Same shit happens in sports and Hollywood. Its such a broken fucking system.

Icing on the cake in this particular instance is the same people who think no one should be a billionaire and the 1% are evil. Those folks are perfectly fine with some dumb bitch getting paid out millions over the span of 18 years for simply having a kid with Elon Musk. Create more wealth inequality out of spite.


The frankendick is interesting. It's gotta be somewhat true. Like the drake pedophile shit. Thats a crazy claim to levy at the richest dude in the world. Outside of ego related fear of the streiesand effect or discovery in court it's wild he's letting 2 baby mommas say that about him. And everyone else for that matter. Maybe it like a catch 22 situation. Damned if you do damned if you don't. But that's a crazy rumor to let just ride.
 
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Chernabog3000 said:
What is Musks problem anyway? Doge the fuck out of child support. Id vote for Republicans forever if this faux nigger took that chainsaw to child support laws in this country. He has no problem ripping down other institutions to benift him, why not take an axe to child support. Federal fucking mandate, EO the fuck out of it. At least fucking try. Cause its so fucking ass backwards its unreal these percentages make no fucking sense.

I'm not saying people like Elon or even myself or anyone here should not have to pay child support. I'm neither for or against it. But the idea that a single mom needs 10/100s thousands of dollars to support a child is crazy. The arbitrary percentages they use for support are retarded. Same shit happens in sports and Hollywood. Its such a broken fucking system.

Icing on the cake in this particular instance is the same people who think no one should be a billionaire and the 1% are evil. Those folks are perfectly fine with some dumb bitch getting paid out millions over the span of 18 years for simply having a kid with Elon Musk. Create more wealth inequality out of spite.


The frankendick is interesting. It's gotta be somewhat true. Like the drake pedophile shit. Thats a crazy claim to levy at the richest dude in the world. Outside of ego related fear of the streiesand effect or discovery in court it's wild he's letting 2 baby mommas say that about him. And everyone else for that matter. Maybe it like a catch 22 situation. Damned if you do damned if you don't. But that's a crazy rumor to let just ride.
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Nah, man, hard disagree here. The cost of raising kids was crazy 10 years ago, and its only getting more expensive. A wealth transfer from the father ( or custodial parent ) for that matter needs to happen. Child support being percentage based 'fucking people' over is really just cope for having to share said wealth with the fucking life one brings into the world because they couldn't wrap it up and plan for when they are stable enough to start a family. I got no sympathy for anyone paying child support as most of use have the innate skill to 'not procreate' with crazy/fucktarded mates.
 
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He is truly african american. One of the smartest man in the world, BTW.
 
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Greatest Gonger said:
Luckily, my case worker has been furloughed and is now free to perform more productive tasks in the economy, so we all benefit. I may yet escape being psychoanalyzed by simpletons, except of course here on the kiwi farms, bizarrely, by seemingly a boomer conspiracy theorist who’s every waking moment is menaced by unseen russian bots?

Just make sure you take your heart pills, if you sleep in the closet the russians wont be able to read your thoughts and steal your credit card.
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Considering your whole world view has been so influenced by Russian bots and Fox News that you demand that billionaires should be able to steal your money and that your taxes should be raised so Elon can get a tax break, it's safe to say that you're a simpleton who is such a retard that he lives off of government welfare for it. No one with your mental capabilities could even hold a job.

The reason your life is so shitty is not because of trannies or brown people or government workers, it's because of billionaires like Elon Musk who are robbing you blind. Billionaires are not your friend. You gotta stop being influenced by shit you read on social media. I know it's difficult given your admitted intellectual disability, but talk to your case worker about it
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It's adorable that you're so gullible that you blindly believe everything that your conman daddies Elon and Trump say about missing gold when they offer no proof.

You can admit that even though you find Trump and Elon to be so sexy that you want them to penetrate you that the first 2 months of fatty's presidential administration have been an unmitigated disaster. I know that even you know, deep down, that it's been a mess but you're too proud to admit that you were grifted yet again
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I dislike the man, was just a thought I had
 
Another question, what even would be his IQ? Being as generous as possible I'd put him at 125. He has a good business sense, but there is no way this guy has an IQ in the 150s, we'd actually see it in some form or another.
 
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karz said:
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I can't archive this xeet since the post is deleted, take it with a grain of salt.
Very, very funny if true.
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Only source I’m finding for this is a libtard shitposter on bsky, the social media cancer with tumblr levels of transgenderism.
Seems it’s knowingly doctored.

I’m pretty sure it’s actually true but the post itself is looking fake.
 
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Modern Audience said:
Another question, what even would be his IQ? Being as generous as possible I'd put him at 125. He has a good business sense, but there is no way this guy has an IQ in the 150s, we'd actually see it in some form or another.
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The craftiness by which he markets new schemes (lies) would suggest a merchant level intelligence, so like just above average. If you assume he genuinely believes his schemes will work, and he's not just marketing them to literal mongoloid investors, then you might assume autism, but if he's craftily scamming then its gotta be merchant iq. Really smart people I think tend to get involved in the depth and complexity of problems which impedes them from being as successful as Elon in business.

ALSO in response to your other question, I think botting has got worse on twitter. Maybe I just see them more now that the spam filter has been fucked with, but I also suspect monetizing has decreased the quality of tweets, which of course were already low to begin with.
 
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