Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Oxyjen]

Has anyone heard from Elon since all this tariff kerfuffle kicked off? Is he ok?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

They'd never do that. They would be biting the hand that feeds

until the banks decide tsla isn't worth dick as collateral

 

[DeathfatFag]

Has anyone heard from Elon since all this tariff kerfuffle kicked off? Is he ok?

Nah. Still fat and full of ketamine.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[LifeAlert]

View attachment 7177597

You mean like not calling donny "mein fuhrer", "emperor" or "daddy"? Because trumptards are still trying to cancel people for that

 

[SemSem]

these shysters won't hesitate to backstab elon once he's no longer useful. there will be a flood of embarrassing stories about drug use/plastic surgery/autistic reeing/broke dick

I agree. No one in MAGA actually likes him. Remember how furious they were with Musk a few months ago during the whole H1B1 debacle. MAGA only fell in line when daddy Trump told them to. It wouldn't surprise me if Musk becomes the scapegoat for this whole shitshow.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

View attachment 7177597

Remember when musk canceled someone’s Tesla order for saying mean things about him? That was dumb



Also getting hair plugs is dumb

 

[fishercat]

What does one call this kind of physique?

 

[LifeAlert]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

"built for BOC"

 

[One Angry Computer]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

I call it, the Rob Leifeld Ribcage:

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I hope if Elon does die, his legacy goes with him almost immediately. All his cocksucking, dickriding, retarded ass supporters are quite possibly my biggest contribution to my hate for Elon Musk.

The worst thing of all is that his cocksucking dickriding retarded ass supporters shifted from leftoids to rightoids almost overnight.

Unless I was mistaking libertarian techbros for leftoids, but the numbers of those seemed to be about even with the leftoids.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

Gynecomastia

 

[Walt R Yte]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

Reverse Hunchback of MAGAdom

 

[NoBueno]

Never forget that Candace Owens tried to kickstart her bullshit Social Autopsy website and then suddenly turned into a conservative "overnight", as she puts it. She has the moral fiber of a pinworm.

Most of the low level public facing people you see are actors

 

[dacky blarks]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

The Bustler
The Meat Loaf
The Turbo Male Breast Cancer
The Jerry Stiller

 

[JaneThough]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

Cross promotion for A Minecraft Movie

 

[Drip Torch]

Most of the low level public facing people you see are actors
View attachment 7177736View attachment 7177735

Well yea! Alot of the administration is made up of prior news anchors and podcast hosts, hired by a reality TV host and bit actor. Its about the show and less about the biz.

 

[NoBueno]

Well yea! Alot of the administration is made up of prior news anchors and podcast hosts, hired by a reality TV host and bit actor. Its about the show and less about the biz.

Now come on. Before Trump was a reality star he was a scam artist like Elon
Maybe WWE was where he got his acting training

 

[Drip Torch]

Now come on. Before Trump was a reality star he was a scam artist like Elon
Maybe WWE was where he got his acting training
View attachment 7178303

Having a high charisma is crucial to being a both an actor, and a conman. High enough to be able to fool the easily lead at least.

 

[Popper Whiting]

What does one call this kind of physique?

View attachment 7177649

Post Op.