Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 813 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,147
So Elon got mad about SNL again for making fun of him, also including his dickriders clutching their pearls since it's pretty funny

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The eternal paradox of SNL: it's simultaneously hasn't been funny in years and literally no one watches it anymore but when they make a shitty skit you should react to it so more people watch it and ensure that its life support state continues for eternity.
 
The eternal paradox of SNL: it's simultaneously hasn't been funny in years and literally no one watches it anymore but when they make a shitty skit you should react to it so more people watch it and ensure that its life support state continues for eternity.
Its being kept alive by the same thing thats keeping late night talk shows and early morning TV news programs alive. Boomers have a built in TV guide and automatic timer inside their brains that allows them to seamlessly and unconsciously find the propaganda that best meets their media consumption needs. Kinda like the youtube/Xitter algorithm, except its done naturally by their boomer brains.

My grandmother literally has a TV in every room of her house and she'll turn them on and leave them on the same channel so she can walk from room to room and get a seamless transition for her MK ultra programming as she goes about her day.

As long as people like my grandma exists stuff like SNL will continue to exist despite literally everyone but a handfull of people asking why/how the hell its still on air.
 
"ANYONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE ME IS PAID"

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So what do you hope to accomplish here? Are you trying to change peoples minds at all? Or are you just spewing your retardation into the aether just for the hell of it? because youre not going to convince many people to believe what you want if when they agree with you, you treat them no differently. Is this just youre outlet for retardation so you dont have an autistic freakout at work or something?

Are you one of those troglodytes who think those who change their minds are hypocrites/unprincipled? If you would rather believe that someone is making fun of you and your retardation rather than actually changed their minds or opinion about someone thats your prerogative. But that says more about YOU than it does me, doesnt it.
You're the guy spazzing out in the Elon Musk thread because we're making fun of your billionaire waifus.

If you weren't a 2024 rapefugee, you'd know that spazzing out in a lolcow thread because you adore the lolcow is a permabannable offense. Go back to GreatAwakening.win and you can be with your fellow QAnoners
 
You're the guy spazzing out in the Elon Musk thread because we're making fun of your billionaire waifus.

If you weren't a 2024 rapefugee, you'd know that spazzing out in a lolcow thread because you adore the lolcow is a permabannable offense. Go back to GreatAwakening.win and you can be with your fellow QAnoners
The only people spazzing here is you, because again, I AM AGREEING WITH YOU!!! You are a sad and strange little man, you have my pity.
 
This is the link for elon's POE2 stream yesterday where he was getting trolled. I tried several times to upload a local copy here but it just kept erroring out and lowering the quality too much will make the chat unreadable. I suggest you guys locally download it

You are a sad and strange little man, you have my pity
Oh yeah? Well good riddance, you (laura) looney
 
Its being kept alive by the same thing thats keeping late night talk shows and early morning TV news programs alive. Boomers have a built in TV guide and automatic timer inside their brains that allows them to seamlessly and unconsciously find the propaganda that best meets their media consumption needs. Kinda like the youtube/Xitter algorithm, except its done naturally by their boomer brains.

My grandmother literally has a TV in every room of her house and she'll turn them on and leave them on the same channel so she can walk from room to room and get a seamless transition for her MK ultra programming as she goes about her day.

As long as people like my grandma exists stuff like SNL will continue to exist despite literally everyone but a handfull of people asking why/how the hell its still on air.
Elon owns one of the biggest propaganda dissemination platforms ever to have existed.
The Glorious Revolution wont be televised, but it will be on X.
 
:story: you were quoting toy story and i replied with the next line. god you're an idiot
Im well aware of the origin of the quote Im the one who quoted it. I didnt finish the quote because like I said im not going anywhere unless your maladjusted faggot ass harasses the jannies to do so.

Youre probably one of those faggots who just says movie quotes out loud at random and expects people to get your reference. Looks like you and Elon Have something in common then because you know his zoomer minions are probably sick of him quoting starship troopers or robocop or whatever movie/media hes artistically obsessed with.
 
Im well aware of the origin of the quote Im the one who quoted it. I didnt finish the quote because like I said im not going anywhere unless your maladjusted faggot ass harasses the jannies to do so.

Youre probably one of those faggots who just says movie quotes out loud at random and expects people to get your reference. Looks like you and Elon Have something in common then because you know his zoomer minions are probably sick of him quoting starship troopers or robocop or whatever movie/media hes artistically obsessed with.
Calm down little guy. I know elon fired your social worker/on-call diaper changer but that's not our fault, you voted for it (assuming you're even old enough to vote and consequently use kiwifarms because you take it upon yourself to quote children's films and are shitting yourself at every possible moment)

I'll let you go back to having your tantrum now until hulk gives you a big fat spanking and the jannies put you in the time-out chair
 
The richest man in the world can't buy a functioning penis, either.
He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?
 
He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?
You sure do think about elon's penis a lot and it sounds like you have pretty vivid fantasies about it too since you describe it in such detail. You know he's probably on POE2 right now, why don't you ask him out?
 
He has a functioning penis already that he was born with morons! Why are you so emotionally attached to this weird fucked up fantasy of him having a broken penis? Do you want him to fuck you in the ass until he cums so you can be absolutely sure it works correctly, as opposed to him just dangling it in your face which wouldn't unequivocally prove that it functions properly?? Is that what it would take for you to stop fixating on another man's penis?
lol calm down, you’re missing the point: he can’t even fuck us anyways because his penis is broken. In all seriousness, the point is that all the money he’s earned, he couldn’t buy tangible improvements to something that he needs to reproduce. He can’t buy a family, he can’t buy a PoE2 account that looks legitimate, he couldn’t buy his kids love and affection, and now he can’t even buy his way into a political position.

He’s man whose lost control. You’re face to face with the man who couldn’t break the world. But broke his penis instead.
 
I don't actually care about Elon's penis but he's the kind of idiot that might actually post cock pics if people make fun of him for it enough and it would be funny to watch the richest man in the world post pictures of his cock because random faggots on the internet bullying him made him feel insecure.

Unless and until Elon shows us his cock and proves otherwise, I will consider his deformed failed penis implant cock to be canonical.
 
The only people spazzing here is you, because again, I AM AGREEING WITH YOU!!! You are a sad and strange little man, you have my pity.
You aren't agreeing with me. Again, I don't have debilitating autism like you so I can detect sarcasm. You are saying the economy is fake because a lot is based on the stock market.
 
Love her DOWN. if Elon has no haters she's dead.


Imagine being this much of a narcissist. I need his visa expired like yesterday. We have enough bullshit stateside as-is
Let's be honest, she's just mad Elon would never fuck her because she's a nigger. She saw what happened with Azealia Banks already, so she knows well enough to spare herself the public humiliation of trying to entice him and getting ignored or rejected.

Azealia Banks had to try and rewrite history after Elon completely ignored her even while she was in his house, literally walked past him in HIS kitchen and he didn't say a word to her lmao. He kept it strictly professional and regarded her as Grimes's houseguest and nothing more! This really upset her because she was actually stupid enough to think someone of Elon's caliber would lower himself to having sex with a black woman, so she immediately rushed to rewrite history and lie about how Elon supposedly tried to have an orgy with her and Grimes, then she started pushing lies about how Grimes told her about a botched penis implant.

"Muh botched penis implant" is just a variation of "Oh, you don't want to fuck me? Well, you probably gay anyways!" or "Oh, you don't want to fuck me anymore? Y-you had a micropenis the whole time anyways!" or if I were to reverse the genders "Oh you don't want to fuck me? You're not even a beautiful woman anyways, you're actually ugly!" Black females like Candace and Azealia have to protect their egos from sexual rejection just like ugly/broke men have to do the same.
 
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