embarrassing updates 05/31/20 - FACT: Becky wipes Amberlynn's ass & gash

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

If her hymen were still intact, which I doubt it was at her age, the speculum would have broken it when they inserted it in. She's acting like her water needed to be broken. And how can a membrane be sewn back together? Why would a surgeon even bother if he could?? I'm sure he was trying to get out of there asap. I mean really, why does she insist on lying about the stupidest shit!

 

[classtrash]

If her hymen were still intact, which I doubt it was at her age, the speculum would have broken it when they inserted it in. She's acting like her water needed to be broken. And how can a membrane be sewn back together? Why would a surgeon even bother if he could?? I'm sure he was trying to get out of there asap. I mean really, why does she insist on lying about the stupidest shit!

Well according to the internet, Amber could have her hymen restored to give her partner a "unique gift" for the small price of 5-6k and it takes about 30-45 minutes.

But sure, tell us again how he sewed you up free of charge, Amber. He just understands what your purity means to you.

Source https://www.cosmeticgyn.net/hymenoplasty/hymenoplasty-what-is-hymen-reconstruction

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I gazed upon this thread title and realized I love my life.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Also, call me modern or whatever, but sex is not just penetrative, so even if she just did "clit stuff" (wow, so eloquent for a writer), she wouldn't be a virgin still.

i agree but it seems to be a big deal for her or else she wouldn't still be talking about her hymen on the internet for three days and counting

 

[beautiful person]

No video archive until halfway through the second page, smh... Hamber's gonna have plenty of view revenue this time around.

Also, people coming from the front page should know that Becky's mother is currently dying from liver cancer. That's what's going on in her life when she isn't cleaning Amber's crevices for her.

 

[also autistic]

Hey I'm just here to tell you all that hymens aren't something that's broken and gone after some forceful impact on the vagina, they can tear and rip, yes but they dont magically disappear and is forever part of the vagina
Source: being a woman with a vagina.
Okay back to amber talk; still fat.

 

[Punkinsplice]

If this bitch could wipe herself before, then she can wipe now. I will give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she uses the special wipe stick. The only reason she would start asking her for help with wiping is because she wants Becky to stay home and help her. Amber didn't have any major muscles cut ffs.

Edit: a lot of women still have at least part of their hymens after being sexually active for years. The blood we always hear about with virgins is not necessarily from hymen tissue. Forced or dry entry can make anyone bleed. Marriages were mostly arranged back when bloody sheets were still valued. Most brides were not willing or ready on their wedding nights. This was conflated with the hymen rupturing.

 

[Cuck Duck]

She's desperate for that coin...
Dance, Pig, dance!

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I was going to ask why you felt the need to make this and be dramatic but honestly I just feel bad knowing you had to imagine this in order to make it

 

[ADHD]

I hate this story arc, can we rewind pls

You really want to go back to the boring videos she was putting out before this?

Also, call me modern or whatever, but sex is not just penetrative, so even if she just did "clit stuff" (wow, so eloquent for a writer), she wouldn't be a virgin still.

I guess it's different for lesbians, but I wouldn't consider "clit stuff" a loss of virginity normally, since that's the equivalent of jerking a guy off, and no one would count that as a guy losing his virginity.

I wonder if we're going to regularly get more than one video a day now that she's going to have that monster bill to pay.

 

[Billie Ross]

For the hymen talk, just dropping this in here from when she raged on askfm then went into delete everything mode a couple years back.
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As usual the Beast got caught lost in her own lies...
Come on Hambo... use your fucking 1000000 journals to track your lahs ffs.

 

[orelpuppington]

at least the boring stuff didn't make me want to eject the contents of my stomach onto the floor. I know i should just ignore it because it disgusts me this much but I don't have that kind of willpower and the urge to know every gory detail is too strong

 

[Fetid Queef]

This fucking hambeast gets a personal bitch to wipe that fucking rancid fuckhole of a cunt she had?

AND her ass?

I'd honestly rather have Chris-chan fart on my face for half an hour than go anywhere near that cuntbox.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday evening reading a spirited discussion on the state of Amber's hymen, but here we are.

 

[FitBitch]

Everyone's talking about how Becky wipes Amber's ass because the minimal discomfort of having to reach for it is too much for our dainty gorl but I was absolutely horrified by the state of the filth around that bandage residue. She won't scrub that shit off because touching the BRUISE hurts her too much. This is pathetic. Like every other part of Amber's life, her pain tolerance is on par with a toddler.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The mythical hymen and admitting now that Becky wipes her butt are raising a lot of red flags about the validity of all of this. If she could wipe her butt in the past, she should be able to now. If it's because of pain that she had thumby wiping, wouldn't you prefer to do it yourself? I think she is just using whatever this was as an excuse to get this one out there.

 

[dingobaby]

I can't help but imagine Becky putting on her fishing boots and scooping the jellyfish out of red tide cove (I know its horrific but Amber gave us those visual gems).

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Beggy is only wiping her ass and junk now, not before. And it's only because of the surgery. Sure.

 

[goodbudweiser]

"My D&C went fine, I just had/ have

• Bleeding
• Fever
• Cramps/ Pain"

They either fucked up or did a different procedure

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

I love how she keeps changing the narrative about her virginity, as if in the twenty-first century it still had any kind of importance.

She sounds like a desperate girl who lives in 1850 and whose much older husband has recently died, leaving her widowed and without a single cent, and now she has to find a new husband and therefore keeps telling people that she's still "brand new".

It doesn't matter, Amber. You're not a noblewoman whose offspring needs for sure to be her husband's.

Imagining Amberlynn, Viscountess Reid being betrothed to some inbred, closet homosexual duke who is repulsed by her but is being forced into the marriage to produce an heir for the family estate.

Days before the wedding at Westminster Abbey, Lady Amberlynn is in a panic, worried the duke will find out she is not intact and the wedding will be called off. Her faithful lady's maid Rebecca procures a small vial of pigeon's blood for Lady Amberlynn to hide in her undergarments and covertly pour onto the sheets on her wedding night.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I have never known a lesbian (or any woman, really) that obsesses about hymens as much as Hamber does. Or at all.

EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd by @Whale Lake 2