embarrassing updates 05/31/20 - FACT: Becky wipes Amberlynn's ass & gash

[Sodium-King-90]

This whole saga has irritated me beyond words.
My sister had a D&C a month ago after having a miscarriage. Like Amber, she too was under sedation. She was back at work within 48 hours, she's a nurse and on her feet constantly. And she certainly wasn't in "so much pain" that she couldn't wipe her own backside.

Amber is playing this up as much as possible and constantly distancing the issue from her weight. In fact, she hasn't even MENTIONED her size, how the doctor responded to that or how it is definitely responsible for this situation.
It's obvious due to her sheer size that her hormones, blood pressure and blood sugar are haywire. If she has irregular periods, or none at all, tissue would be just building and building up inside her body. Something had to give, and this was it.

Amber being Amber, of course she's making it as dramatic as possible, although dropping in pieces of the truth. Suddenly NOW Becky wipes her due to the pain... When in reality, we've seen in her Torrid hauls that she's unable to reach her lower back, let alone her ass, so what she means is, Becky's been cleaning her for years.

Amber being as lazy as she is, there is a high probability that she'll get an infection. It's vital someone keeps a wound clean and tries to move around, Amber does neither in her daily life. If she gets an infection, this really could be the end of her... And it's all down to her size, the one thing she isn't saying. This could be Amber's swan song if she continues her careless, lazy behavior.

 

[FatalTater]

There's Sprite with Ginger, that's new. It's really good imo.

OooOooh. I must look for that. It sounds intriguing. Far more interesting than #Amberlynn's nether regions.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I wonder if she will recruit dusty the re.tarded sloth to wipe up her dainty areas since Beggy is too squeamish.
Please let this happen.

 

[Thumb Butler]

There are so many things going on in the world, illness, riots, new soda flavors, that all eyes were NOT on #Amberlynn and well. She couldn't have that happening.

Eventually she'll buy a 4K camera and make Becky zoom in on her naked, leaking legs.

 

[Gatorfan@1991]

For anyone thinking that your life sucks right now,you should get on your knees and thank whoever,that at least you aren't the poor soul that had to deal with ALR's pussy,FEELING BETTER YET?

 

[Snusmumriken]

In plural. Yes, 2020 is very strange indeed.

I’m actually confused too. I haven’t been able to keep up lately because Real Life so I’ve been skimming through this new development as fast as I can but where were the pictures? I’ve already seen Onision’s penis, it’s almost obligation to witness Amber’s shit and blood now.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I’m actually confused too. I haven’t been able to keep up lately because Real Life so I’ve been skimming through this new development as fast as I can but where were the pictures? I’ve already seen Onision’s penis, it’s almost obligation to witness Amber’s shit and blood now.

You have been warned.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/page-693#post-6585663

 

[Foamless]

Not enough development to make this saga interesting now that i knew its just a heavy period.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber made a fool of herself, and for what, a meal of orange chicken and a large coke?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

Amber made a fool of herself, and for what, a meal of orange chicken and a large coke?

yes, but she also has to pay her Designated Wiper and also pay rent for her cheating ex girlfriend

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Amber made a fool of herself, and for what, a meal of orange chicken and a large coke?

So what she's been doing for years you mean?

 

[Thumb Butler]

So what she's been doing for years you mean?

Yes. But now she's getting really desperate.

 

[Daisy]

While thinking of Amber's shit and blood-encrusted butthole and vag is nauseating on its own, hearing her gush about how much she loooooves Becky made me feel even queasier. Not just because of the sap factor, either, because it's a goddamn LIE. If she really loved Becky so much she'd be putting HER first for once, supporting her while her mom's dying instead of continuing to treat her like a slave.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Didnt amber say that she totally has sex with boys or has she finally driven me crazy?

 

[497]

For anyone thinking that your life sucks right now,you should get on your knees and thank whoever,that at least you aren't the poor soul that had to deal with ALR's pussy,FEELING BETTER YET?

Don't ever be a doctor in Kentucky. I'm sure they are used to it by now.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm still really confused about that. The doctor stitched it back up (even though some people said they usually don't ). She can't go to a gyno till it's healed up. Isn't the gyno visits taking a risk on opening it up again or are they able to be careful with stuff like that? Usually, it's for religious reasons. I never heard of a girl so obsessed with keeping her hymen intact

Didn't happen. She's a pathological liar.

While thinking of Amber's shit and blood-encrusted butthole and vag is nauseating on its own, hearing her gush about how much she loooooves Becky made me feel even queasier. Not just because of the sap factor, either, because it's a goddamn LIE. If she really loved Becky so much she'd be putting HER first for once, supporting her while her mom's dying instead of continuing to treat her like a slave.

She's a narc, and she will never put anyone before herself. The whole ER visit was a stunt she pulled to get Becky to pay attention to her instead of Norma. And, now there's the bonus of the D&C to pull even more attention to herself, even though she never expected that to be done when she made Becky drive her there. These two have zero chemistry and there's no love between them. It's pretty evident, but gorl's gotta keep up those lies.

 

[ADHD]

Didnt amber say that she totally has sex with boys or has she finally driven me crazy?

She gave handjobs, not actual sex. Allegedly.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I wonder if she will recruit dusty the re.tarded sloth to wipe up her dainty areas since Beggy is too squeamish.
Please let this happen.

Not with a big chunk of Amber's Youtube bux going to doctors now.

 

[AbraCadaver]

no one tell amber that the treatment for hysteria would be a fat dildo right up her cooter. she'd have to schedule another "surgery" to "fix" her "hymen" but at least it won't involve taking scary pills or actually talking to a therapist.

Nah, victorian treatments for “female hysteria” were usually manual stimulation until the patient achieved “hysterical paroxysm,” aka lady-orgasm. Doctors hated these treatments because they took up valuable time from seeing other patients (and because the male doctors fucking sucked at effectively fingering women since they didn’t know or care shit about clitorises, so it took forever). They usually involved clitoral stimulation, not much penetration if any.

Doctors were actually relieved when someone invented clinical clit-vibrators because they could get their “hysterical” patients off in minutes with them and get them out the door. Picture a medical table with a rounded, vibrating mechanism inserted through the middle, so the patient could lay on it. Eventually they developed more or less portable models for patients to take home.

Also I demand the laaaaygs, I believe we will see them when Amber decides she’s truly hit financial rock bottom.

 

[CaptainAutism]

So many things I thought I wanted to know, turns out I didn't. I guess I'm not eating this week.