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It's so jarring to hear Tyce talk business like this after getting used to him typing like a exceptional individual about pissing all over bathrooms.
I think this shows that Tyce is at least a little bit smarter than he usually appears, since he came up with a fairly elaborate scheme that was actually successful, at least in the short term.
Well, I think that brings up the question: Is Tyce smarter than is generally thought or is Jace dumber? Frankly, I lean towards the latter.
Well, I think that brings up the question: Is Tyce smarter than is generally thought or is Jace dumber? Frankly, I lean towards the latter.
Well, I think that brings up the question: Is Tyce smarter than is generally thought or is Jace dumber? Frankly, I lean towards the latter.
[starting at 12:41 of the video]
[Frustrated whine]
These are my emotions, okay? I'm pouring [stammers] my, my, my positivity... into the online. Okay? So just listen... listen to me, because I will get [stammers] I will get to the point. Okay? Li... Bu... But... What I am doing right now [at the] moment... is, is, is just... this is important for me to do. Because I have to pursue the truth, and the justice of the world... because they... my, my friend Elij... Eli... or known as Elijah... is a war hero, and he-he returned... which is why I'm doing this broadcast to clear up the truth... returned from a mission... that he pur-pursued with the most amazing courage I have ever witnessed in a stoner. An-and when... the future is bright... okay? Heroes remember history. Heroes remember the names of those who fell to ensure, in every way, that when the future is right, it will be because of the sacrifices of the soldiers. And also fairly fucking cool for stoners to live in that new world which we will create, and that is the world which Eli emotionally died to protect us... sacrificed... overseas to create your hearts, to-to which the audience currently PRESS ONE on their keyboards and th-then enter... okay?
[shows keyboard to camera]
You press... first... I'll... you press one... okay? [repeatedly presses "1"] I'm pressing one! Do that! [starts pressing "z" or "alt"] And then... and then... you press... [taps left arrow] you press... [taps somewhere around comma] you press enter. And then to show everyone online that you entered this message to... of support to the audience... okay? of me, who's witnessing, and the soldiers out there, who... show the respect for the fallen soldier of fortune, Elijah, who has gone forth into the jaws and the belly of the beast and/or hell, back to return to us with revenge that has shown to be truthful of Tupac's alleged death. On the time that he died he knew that he was going to fake his own death... he knew which is why he renamed himself to become Machiavelli, which is why if you think about it, I am the white Machiavelli. Due to an alleged, false death, which is happening right now, I am being falsely accused of faking my own disappearance, I am faking my own reemergence into the Christ zone from the 'net to fool my mother, who is aware of my online presence due to Robert, and due to the fact that she is now trying to stalk my online, and that's why I [stammers] for all intents and, uh, and/or purposes, I am pretending to be Christian to bypass her gaydar.
Tyce and Eli are in the middle of a twitter slap fight right now
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Im... still watching this, but the bit about him talking about faith crystals is really... sad. He says that his mom bought him a faith crystal because shes going to do everything it takes to 'heal' Jace... but not give him a thearpist. And then Jace mentions that even if the latter were the case, he would not want to go anyways because they would call him crazy![]()
Why can't she understand the only JC Jace needs is John Cena?
He forces ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTNow I know you are joking, but all things considered Cena is probobly a better role model then Gail. He kicks ass and doesn't force his beliefs on others.
Is it really possible she was part of a cult?
Yeah, my mom used to run with some of those new wave Christians... lots of the former Catholics that think going to a church where it's not even a minister giving the sermon is a good idea. A lot of those friends were into some pretty kooky shit. I would not have been surprised to hear about one of them doing shit with crystals.Some of what Jace was talking about sounds like west coast hippie "Jesus people" stuff. Crystal healing isn't a part of that, but if you're running in those circles you're bound to encounter all sorts of new age bullshit. That's weird, though, because Gail seems otherwise very conservative, and the faith healing, home schooling and "pray the gay away" stuff suggests more evangelical southern baptist or pentecostal influence. They're on opposite extremes of the spectrum, and both uncommon in New England. I kind of struggle to get a handle on it. It would be interesting to hear something about her background, or something about Pastor Faggot.