Eminem Griefing Thread - Awfully hot coffee pot guy

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D-12 was even worse in regard to anti-PC/shock antics, particularly Bizzarre and Kuniva.
Horrorcore artists in general often have a lot of very outlandish and fucked up lyrics, this particular album comes to mind since this guy (creator of Ken Kaniff) used to work with Eminem before he got famous, particularly the two tracks "Babysitter" and "Boy is Mine" which are pretty disturbing. I believe Bizarre also made a song about babies once.
 
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Relapse + Refill is my favorite album of his and I say that without a hint of irony. I don't know if it's his objectively "best" work but some of the verses on that record are just fucking insane. Buffalo Bill is nuts, especially the last verse, and the stuff he did on Psycho that ended up on the 50 Cent album but was originally recorded for the Relapse double record is arguably my favorite rap verse of all time.

 
Eminem is releasing a new album tonight, which may or may not be good:

Got done listening to the album, what a fucking boring piece of shit, there were maybe 3 songs on the entire album that were any good imo, Lucifer had a nice beat, Fuel felt like reheated leftovers from Kamikaze/Killshot, and Guilty Conscience 2, although I dont understand how its a sequel in any way, honestly should have been old slim arguing with Dre just like the original. The singles off the album Houdini which is just normie bait, and Tobey which is actual hot garbage, I wasn't a fan of. Nearing the end of the album I felt the quality was just getting worse and worse, this album is absolutely his worst one since Revival.
 
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I haven't listened to this jabroni since the early 2000s, but I did download and watch that documentary he co-produced with LeBron James recently (which basically means nothing, as we all know), How Music Got Free. It's got some choice footage of him whining about the big bad pirates stealing from him, how he did all that work "for nothing", how he's gotta pay his engineers, etc. Also included is more footage from spoiled rappers who deserve nothing, utterly repellant industry ghouls like Jimmy Iovine, and the insane undeserved excesses of the industry at the time. On the other side, interviews with some of the actual pirates, some of which are based. One of the biggest ones, if not the biggest, was a black guy from Shalby, NC who worked at hte Universal Records pressing plant, who would smuggle out CDs with co-workers and taught himself to rip mp3s in the 90s and got involved in scene groups. Based poor Southerners almost ruining the Jews and their dancing monkeys.

Shelby's footage is full of calculated poverty porn, and only shows black citizens despite being a 50% White town. Decent doc other than blatant shit like that, and the ending, which is basically, comically, "le streaming is LE GOOD!" Worth watching for rich rappers like Eminem whining, if nothing else.

Have a screencap of Eminem on MTV throwing a tantrum about the Internet and pirates, petulantly throwing a copy of The Eminem Show onto the road, a record they pushed a release date forward on, to try and beat the pirates.

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And probably the most based moment in the whole thing.
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Remember when he did a cringy diss on Donald Trump? That shit was so gay. Eminem should change his name to Feminem. Old faggot
He's orange!!!!!!!
I think the reason Em is still trying to stay relevant is because he has no one else in his life except money. He alienated his family in his songs and so they don’t want anything to do with him except for monetary purposes. So someone as lonely as he is wants as much attention as possible from the public even if he is washed up and the attention is negative.
 
Eminem introduced Obama in Detroit at a rally yesterday but I won't post the video because I don't want to endorse pedophilia on this website.
 
I actually couldn't believe it when I discovered Eminem is a deranged lib, this fucking guy went from rapping about crazy shit, being "offensive" to fucking crying about people not getting vaccinated, the guy is legitimately confused, he can't pick an identity, he doesn't know if he's a tough guy rapper, or a fucking shopping mall Karen.
 
I actually couldn't believe it when I discovered Eminem is a deranged lib, this fucking guy went from rapping about crazy shit, being "offensive" to fucking crying about people not getting vaccinated, the guy is legitimately confused, he can't pick an identity, he doesn't know if he's a tough guy rapper, or a fucking shopping mall Karen.
He was always left wing, but TDS ruined him.
 
Eminem is to hip hop what iDubbbz is to YouTube.
He was once beloved for his edgy "I don't give a fuck" attitude, willing to say anything if it gets a rise/laugh out of people.
But at some point he hit a snag where his balls deflated and became a weak and pathetic hollow version of himself, releasing new things that don't land to less and less fans.
Shame. I was once an angry young white kid that found comfort in his lyrics.
Now I'm an angry older white man and now I just think he's become a faggot, even politics aside. Him collaborating with Beyonce really put the nail in his coffin. He didn't need to make an album "killing off" Slim Shady. Slim Shady's been dead since Relapse.
 
Eminem is to hip hop what iDubbbz is to YouTube.
He was once beloved for his edgy "I don't give a fuck" attitude, willing to say anything if it gets a rise/laugh out of people.
But at some point he hit a snag where his balls deflated and became a weak and pathetic hollow version of himself, releasing new things that don't land to less and less fans.
Shame. I was once an angry young white kid that found comfort in his lyrics.
Now I'm an angry older white man and now I just think he's become a faggot, even politics aside. Him collaborating with Beyonce really put the nail in his coffin. He didn't need to make an album "killing off" Slim Shady. Slim Shady's been dead since Relapse.
The machine that is his career is so rusty not even WD-40 could loosen up the rusty parts.
I was driving and made the mistake of turning on pop radio, and I thought I time travelled when Eminem was on rapping about his daughter.
But no, it's 2024 and 52 year old Eminem still raps about now 28 year old Hailie.
I then died of second-hand cringe.
I am so sick of hearing about his daughter. How many songs has he made about her? Thousands?
 
The machine that is his career is so rusty not even WD-40 could loosen up the rusty parts.
The sad part is if he just stayed retired he'd have been remembered as a phenomenon. The white boy who came in and became your favorite rappers favorite rapper, the Elvis/Jackie Robinson of rap, but he couldn't help himself. He had to go and "correct" himself, so instead of remembering him for The Slim Shady LP, The Marshal Mathers LP, or the Eminem Show, he's now going to be remembered as the "Walk on Water" and "Awfully Hot Coffee Pot" guy. The Kamikaze album is what happens when a celebrity falls off so hard and is outraged so much by critics he literally REEEES at them.
I always considered the Recovery album an apology for how bad Relapse was, but Kamikaze was just pure cope over how poorly Revival was received.
 
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Eminem is to hip hop what iDubbbz is to YouTube.
He was once beloved for his edgy "I don't give a fuck" attitude, willing to say anything if it gets a rise/laugh out of people.
But at some point he hit a snag where his balls deflated and became a weak and pathetic hollow version of himself, releasing new things that don't land to less and less fans.
Shame. I was once an angry young white kid that found comfort in his lyrics.
Now I'm an angry older white man and now I just think he's become a faggot, even politics aside. Him collaborating with Beyonce really put the nail in his coffin. He didn't need to make an album "killing off" Slim Shady. Slim Shady's been dead since Relapse.
Happened to Howard stern as well, before it happened to eminem too! Yes know howard is "hooked nose jew/white guy with extra steps" but his downfall was weirdly similar to eminem and idubbz. We need to find a way to properly catalogue this "cool guy to whiny little bitch he used to make fun of" phenomenon.
 
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