Encounters With SJWs/Tumblristas Offline or In Unusual Communities

[Jaimas]

Someone had to start a thread about it. I'll lead us off.

Are you familiar with Age of Empires 2? It's considered by many to be the best game in the series, and has had two expansions for it, both of which are quite good. For the uninitiated, AOE2 is a "historical FPS" that players use various civilizations in to fight it out in multiplayer or campaign settings, the campaigns focusing on historical events like Genghis Khan's conquests through Asia or the Spanish fighting the Aztecs in the Americas. At no point is the game considered edutainment or even educational, it's just got a backdrop of historical context and usually sets itself up quite well for it. This is a game where colonial-era Spanish can fight the Viking Hordes in Texas. Each civilization in the game though has a lengthy list of informative entries in the in-game glossary explaining their historical significance, rise, and fall. It's pretty cool overall.

Enter Tumblr.

Play AOE2 nowadays, and you will, almost without exception, encounter these faggots on forums and even the official site's blog posts. Suddenly you have assholes complaining about how setting the comp-controlled allies to be Moors in the El Cid campaign for the Spanish is somehow cultural appropriation, or how Dracula in the Slavs campaign being listed as a Magyar unit in the intro (something done for scripting convenience) is an attempt to impugn upon people of color.

Unfortunately, Tumblr is not aware of this game's popularity, and least of all how defensive its almost /tg/-ish dedicated fanbase is. So when Tumblr-style posts about AOE2 being problematic started to pop up frequently, most AOE2 communities reacted in the way they always had to any invading force:

...With a barrage of WOLOLO jokes.

Some asshole post about AOE2 discriminating against people of color? WOLOLO, YOU'RE GREEN TEAM NOW. It's the ultimate, retarded countermeasure, wherein SocJus morons just won't be able to get a foot in the door. WOLOLO on, you magnificent fuckers.

 

[kakyouin]

I didn't think the Jojo community would have SJWs.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

Out of the majority of people I've spoken to about it, tumblr and IRL, the majority have been SJWs. Many got angry when I didn't refer to certain characters with "they" pronouns despite not needing them, sometimes they would go on tangents about so-and-so being trans (and I think there's an entire blog dedicated to claiming that every single character is trans because cis people make the author uncomfortable or something? I don't remember the reasoning, but I remember being confused). One person tried to convince me I was trans.
I just wanted to talk about muscley dudes punchin each other ;_; but I ended up trans.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I didn't think the Jojo community would have SJWs.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

Out of the majority of people I've spoken to about it, tumblr and IRL, the majority have been SJWs. Many got angry when I didn't refer to certain characters with "they" pronouns despite not needing them, sometimes they would go on tangents about so-and-so being trans (and I think there's an entire blog dedicated to claiming that every single character is trans because cis people make the author uncomfortable or something? I don't remember the reasoning, but I remember being confused). One person tried to convince me I was trans.
I just wanted to talk about muscley dudes punchin each other ;_; but I ended up trans.

SJW's in muh Jojo? Fucking HALAL.

 

[Jaimas]

I didn't think the Jojo community would have SJWs.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

Out of the majority of people I've spoken to about it, tumblr and IRL, the majority have been SJWs. Many got angry when I didn't refer to certain characters with "they" pronouns despite not needing them, sometimes they would go on tangents about so-and-so being trans (and I think there's an entire blog dedicated to claiming that every single character is trans because cis people make the author uncomfortable or something? I don't remember the reasoning, but I remember being confused). One person tried to convince me I was trans.
I just wanted to talk about muscley dudes punchin each other ;_; but I ended up trans.

For fuck's sake, can't they leave a man to rero in peace? Is nothing sacred?!

 

[Boundman]

Not so much an unusual place but I knew someone from school who used was aromatic and asexual and wanted they/them pronouns. Now I don't really have a problem with that because that's not exactly special snowflake territory.

What was really interesting about this person, let's call them Tumblrite was the way they interacted with people. I met this person through my now ex girlfriend and I'd heard about them from her. She told me that they were asexual and so the first thing I asked was; "Would you like it if I used they/them around you since it's no trouble in my book?".

From then we had a night out and I barely noticed anything.

After a few weeks I went out on a night out and they tagged along. But this time they seemed really upset. This is when my girlfriend told me:

"Oh, Tumblrite here doesn't like this person. So they're acting all moody all night. They categorise people two ways - you're either someone Tumblrite is chill with or they vehemently hate you and could do anything to you. That's how Tumblrite described it anyway.".

For the rest of the night I watched Tumblrite, and as everyone had a nice night, Tumblrite would sit there and take any chance they could to tear this poor girl down because she happened to be someone they didn't like.

Tumblrite also would never go to clubs other than gay ones because they hated gay/cis people. Needless to say I avoided them, you can't deal with or fix people who are already so screwed up. All you can do is post about them here and get a good laugh out of it.

Edit: I meant they hated straight and/or cis people, so they'd go to gay clubs only to try and avoid them.

 

[Ron Paul 2024]

SJW: You shouldn't say "Jewfro", that's cultural appropriation.

Girl: How can my hair be cultural appropriation? I was born with it!

 

[kakyouin]

For fuck's sake, can't they leave a man to rero in peace? Is nothing sacred?!

Funny enough, it was usually Kakyouin who they insisted used "they" pronouns because of his femininity. You know, despite the fact Araki never gave any indication that he was trans.

Honestly, if they suggested Anasui might be trans? That would make sense what with Araki's weird "this char's a girl. a shit. wait. nevermind" bullshit, but it was never anything that made sense. It was always "friendly reminder that everyone in Passione is trans uwu" or "SPEEDWAGON!! IS!! NONBINARY!!"
I've liked anime for a long time so I'm used to being surrounded by weeaboos, but only when I got into Jojo did SJWs become prominent. I didn't expect it at all. It certainly doesn't help that many of them get offended over random things from the series--a few I can think of off the top of my head were Abdul's name (they acknowledged that he was named after Paula Abdul but said "it doesn't matter, it's still a problematic name"), the fact people won't recognize Jotaro as autistic, and for some reason, a lot of people are angry over some choice characters who died because "they were obviously mentally ill and that's bullying". (Forgive my Jojo sperging. I felt it was related enough to bring up, or at least hilarious enough).

I'm so glad I left tumblr, even if I still encounter these people.

My biggest question (other than "how could you possibly reach these conclusions" and "what did people accuse me of being trans?") is "why did all of these socially-inept teenage girls get into a series about stereotypically muscley anime men and expect social justice to be a big part of it?"

Tumblrite also would never go to clubs other than gay ones because they hated gay/cis people.

...Why would they go to gay clubs if they hated gay cis people? Aren't those clubs usually populated by gay cis people?

 

[Linako 2.0]

I didn't think the Jojo community would have SJWs.

I was wrong. Very wrong.

 

[2spooky]

...Why would they go to gay clubs if they hated gay cis people? Aren't those clubs usually populated by gay cis people?

You say that like these people use logic.

 

[kakyouin]

A friend of mine found this on tumblr a few days ago and sent this to me.
I feel it's relevant.

 

[Ravenor]

What Hairs a gender now?, are Barbour's committing genocide on a daily basis right under our noses?

 

[kakyouin]

What Hairs a gender now?, are Barbour's committing genocide on a daily basis right under our noses?

See, you obviously don't know how gender works. If you like something a lot, that's your gender. Silly cissy. /sneed

No, but really, I have no idea. But someone tried to claim I was trans because I didn't act 100% female so I assume that tumblr assumes that if you don't completely conform to the gender binary, you're trans... despite the fact that I thought the gender binary was something they were vehemently against and wanted to promote fluidity and how no one is completely feminine or masculine?

I don't understand.

 

[Ravenor]

See, you obviously don't know how gender works. If you like something a lot, that's your gender. Silly cissy. /sneed

No, but really, I have no idea. But someone tried to claim I was trans because I didn't act 100% female so I assume that tumblr assumes that if you don't completely conform to the gender binary, you're trans... despite the fact that I thought the gender binary was something they were vehemently against and wanted to promote fluidity and how no one is completely feminine or masculine?

I don't understand.

Tumblr's a weird hell hole where comprehension of the English language goes to when it died in a logical thought derailment after blazing through sanity junction.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

See, you obviously don't know how gender works. If you like something a lot, that's your gender. Silly cissy. /sneed

No, but really, I have no idea. But someone tried to claim I was trans because I didn't act 100% female so I assume that tumblr assumes that if you don't completely conform to the gender binary, you're trans... despite the fact that I thought the gender binary was something they were vehemently against and wanted to promote fluidity and how no one is completely feminine or masculine?

I don't understand.

They're vehemently against gender binary when people apply it to them cause they're special-little-snowflakes-noonecouldpossiblyunderstand. They feel justified in forcing other people into gender roles because other people clearly aren't as superspecialunique as them.

So, basically, hypocritical insanity.

Also, I want to be Tacogender. Don't oppress meh.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Went to a casino with a friend about a year ago, we left around midnight and I was dreading having to drive the 2 hours home. My phone rang and it was a cute girl I knew from school who lived nearby. She said we could stay the night at her place if we brought some drinks for the party they had going. We did.

After about an hour her roommate who had been hiding out in her room on the computer came out. Sat next to me and started to bitch about "alcoholics" (anyone who drinks at all), about how all girls but her are sluts, and just how hard her life is because she's forced to interact with others. I was drunk, she was cute, I just kinda zoned out.

She then asked where I had been. I made the mistake of replying that I'd just given my money to the Indians. She started going nuts and yelling shit like "I'M NATIVE! I'M TRIBAL! YOU STOLE MY LAND YOU RAPED MY CULTURE I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!"

She was the whitest girl I'd ever seen but apparently her tribal armband tattoo made her an expert on all things American Indian. Though she couldn't name her tribe, or how far back in her family tree it was. Shit, I'm 1/4 Chippewa. Told her that, then told her to go the hell away. Never seen somebody get so worked up over something like that before. I went back to drinking and lost track of her. Probably found someone else to bug.

 

[Hodor]

My biggest question (other than "how could you possibly reach these conclusions" and "what did people accuse me of being trans?") is "why did all of these socially-inept teenage girls get into a series about stereotypically muscley anime men and expect social justice to be a big part of it?"

A few of the more popular SJW blogs I've seen tend to have been JoJo fans, usually pre-TV anime at that. There's also how the newer anime just got licensed and put on crunchyroll, so the tumblrites who make up the AoT fanbase probably noticed it off that.

 

[Godot]

I've got a good but sad story, more so about how social justice can fuck up people's lives and relationships

So my ex girlfriend was a pretty big SJW. She didn't start out this way but she started browsing tumblr, about a year later got involved with superwholocke and basically it was all downhill from there.

She would get sucked into tumblr panic bullshit a lot and one thing she was terrified of was rape. This isn't a bad thing and is a perfectly legitimate fear for a woman to have but we live in an area where that isn't even a thing. She believed the tumblr 1 in 4 statistic while disregarding when I would show her the fact there's been only 1 rape per 10,000 people in the last 5 years here. Anyways she refused to listen to me and would go on reblogging stuff from social justice blogs about rape culture and freaking herself out over it.

One night she was over and we were talking and she started bawling about how much the possibility scared her and that she would kill herself if she was ever raped. I loved her a lot so this was very hard for me to hear so I went online and looked up tazers and pepper spray and offered to purchase them. She then got pissed, smirked and said "Oh should I just carry a condom too" and I was in disbelief and asked
"what does that mean?"
And she went into a tirade about how it shouldn't be her responsibility to protect herself and how men need to be held accountable for rape. Needless to say we broke up a few months after and it still makes me sad to think about how things went with her. She's now demisexual and polyromantic (for reference she wanted to fuck me all of 10 hours into us talking based on the fact she was physically attracted to me) and described her views on cheating and threesomes as she "doesn't like to share" so I feel like tumblr was pretty much entirely responsible for the path she went down when she changed, as well as the fact that she isn't even the things she labels her self as. She also cut like half her friends out of her life and that's about as far as I know.

 

[Jaimas]

Went to a casino with a friend about a year ago, we left around midnight and I was dreading having to drive the 2 hours home. My phone rang and it was a cute girl I knew from school who lived nearby. She said we could stay the night at her place if we brought some drinks for the party they had going. We did.

After about an hour her roommate who had been hiding out in her room on the computer came out. Sat next to me and started to bitch about "alcoholics" (anyone who drinks at all), about how all girls but her are sluts, and just how hard her life is because she's forced to interact with others. I was drunk, she was cute, I just kinda zoned out.

She then asked where I had been. I made the mistake of replying that I'd just given my money to the Indians. She started going nuts and yelling shit like "I'M NATIVE! I'M TRIBAL! YOU STOLE MY LAND YOU RAPED MY CULTURE I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!"

She was the whitest girl I'd ever seen but apparently her tribal armband tattoo made her an expert on all things American Indian. Though she couldn't name her tribe, or how far back in her family tree it was. Shit, I'm 1/4 Chippewa. Told her that, then told her to go the hell away. Never seen somebody get so worked up over something like that before. I went back to drinking and lost track of her. Probably found someone else to bug.

Shades of Chris right there.

I've got a good but sad story, more so about how social justice can fuck up people's lives and relationships

We always need more of that to warn people with, especially with shit like this.

So my ex girlfriend was a pretty big SJW. She didn't start out this way but she started browsing tumblr, about a year later got involved with superwholocke and basically it was all downhill from there

Superwholock is widely-known to be a quantum singularity of atsimu. Not even light can escape.

She would get sucked into tumblr panic bullshit a lot and one thing she was terrified of was rape. This isn't a bad thing and is a perfectly legitimate fear for a woman to have but we live in an area where that isn't even a thing. She believed the tumblr 1 in 4 statistic while disregarding when I would show her the fact there's been only 1 rape per 10,000 people in the last 5 years here. Anyways she refused to listen to me and would go on reblogging stuff from social justice blogs about rape culture and freaking herself out over it.

The 1-in-4 statistic comes out of an openly bias survey conducted almost a decade ago in another state. It's extremely reminiscent of how, during the lead-up to the unionization effort at my company, union-busters working for more money per day than most of us would see in six months were handing out sheets listing off an incident regarding unionization at Disneyland. The incident they listed happened over 25 years ago, in a completely different state, under completely different circumstances.

The 1-in-4 bullshit is provably so, with an artificially small number that actively threw out responses that didn't line up with what they wanted. In NJ, that's part of mandated cirriculum, so every student gets to hear about how they're all bigger rapists than your average male duck.

One night she was over and we were talking and she started bawling about how much the possibility scared her and that she would kill herself if she was ever raped. I loved her a lot so this was very hard for me to hear so I went online and looked up tazers and pepper spray and offered to purchase them. She then got pissed, smirked and said "Oh should I just carry a condom too" and I was in disbelief and asked
"what does that mean?"
And she went into a tirade about how it shouldn't be her responsibility to protect herself and how men need to be held accountable for rape. Needless to say we broke up a few months after and it still makes me sad to think about how things went with her. She's now demisexual and polyromantic (for reference she wanted to fuck me all of 10 hours into us talking based on the fact she was physically attracted to me) and described her views on cheating and threesomes as she "doesn't like to share" so I feel like tumblr was pretty much entirely responsible for the path she went down when she changed, as well as the fact that she isn't even the things she labels her self as. She also cut like half her friends out of her life and that's about as far as I know.

Next time you see her, she's going to be pulling a full Aura, and you'll be glad you made yourself scarce, my dear prosecutor. Mark my words.

 

[Boundman]

...Why would they go to gay clubs if they hated gay cis people? Aren't those clubs usually populated by gay cis people?

I meant to put straight, my bad. I wrote that post over the course of an hour when I was doing other stuff so that's probably why I fucked up. I'll edit that now.

 

[Godot]

Shades of Chris right there.



We always need more of that to warn people with, especially with shit like this.



Superwholock is widely-known to be a quantum singularity of atsimu. Not even light can escape.



The 1-in-4 statistic comes out of an openly bias survey conducted almost a decade ago in another state. It's extremely reminiscent of how, during the lead-up to the unionization effort at my company, union-busters working for more money per day than most of us would see in six months were handing out sheets listing off an incident regarding unionization at Disneyland. The incident they listed happened over 25 years ago, in a completely different state, under completely different circumstances.

The 1-in-4 bullshit is provably so, with an artificially small number that actively threw out responses that didn't line up with what they wanted. In NJ, that's part of mandated cirriculum, so every student gets to hear about how they're all bigger rapists than your average male duck.



Next time you see her, she's going to be pulling a full Aura, and you'll be glad you made yourself scarce, my dear prosecutor. Mark my words.

Thanks for taking the time to reply my friend, always much appreciated. The funny thing was she wouldn't even listen to me when I brought up the source of the survey, she'd just be like "well that doesn't mean it's not still an issue" . Whenever an argument would lean in my favor she'd shut it down because she "didn't want to fight"
And I already am glad I made myself scarce. That polyromantic shit is just absolutely retarded. When I read about her doing that I realise why her best friend just kinda laughed when I asked how she's been doing lately

I honestly can't stress this hard enough to all you Kiwis don't fucking date sjws