Plagued Encyclopedia Dramatica - Capitulation: The Thread

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lol
lmao even
don't merge it with the upper post jannies or i swear allah will make the revenge mine
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I'm really out of the loop, how did Encyclopedia Dramatica fall so hard?
anita sarkesian used her wiccan pagan magick to ascend to memosphere and psychically hurt online spaces post gamergate and our chief deity Kek was too busy supporting the great general Carl Benjamin (peace be upon him) in the great meme war
 
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Any takers? :P
 

Let me explain exactly what you'll be getting:

1. A February 2023 backup of the wiki that Mario downloaded from Archive.org.
2. A bunch of Mario's personal XML dumps of newer articles that he imported into said backup.
3. No user accounts from prior to May 12, 2024.
4. Absolutely nothing from EDF.
 
Let me explain exactly what you'll be getting:

1. A February 2023 backup of the wiki that Mario downloaded from Archive.org.
2. A bunch of Mario's personal XML dumps of newer articles that he imported into said backup.
3. No user accounts from prior to May 12, 2024.
4. Absolutely nothing from EDF.
5. Life-ruining brain AIDS
 
classic trolling is coming to an end.
How long does Kiwi Farms has before it also suffers the same fate?
trolling was common. But these days, with Big Tech doing a lot of censorship (not to mention Zoomers engaging in stupid shit like swatting for the sake of "We do a little trolling") has made trolling go from a normal thing on the Internet that was tolerated to something taboo now.
No matter how many times you say this it doesn't make it true. Trolling will never go away so long as gullible idiots are on the web and even one second of glancing at KF's featured page will show you there are more gullible idiots than ever before.

ED's problem isn't that trolling or being edgy is dead, it's the shitty leadership and failure to innovate. If they could just lock in and get some new pages for the edgy zoomers to read through they would flock to it and it would be revived but apparently writing lolcow articles about shit that isn't 10 years old is too hard and it's remained stagnant.
 
MarioMario456's real name is Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas. Here's the most recent known photo of him.

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He was born on January 12, 2007, meaning that he's 17 now, was 13 upon joining ED, and was 14 upon being given sysop (we were not aware of his age at the time). He is actually diagnosed with Aspergers and there are multiple tweets from his mom where she talks about how autistic he was growing up.

Gabriel has been getting banned from wikis since he was only 8 years old. The first wiki he was banned from was Logopedia (a Wikia about logos), where he was banned for edit warring, impersonating an admin and page blanking. His immediate response to this ban was to go crying to his mom, who then contacted the admin who banned him via Twitter. The exchange between them is golden:

Mom: Hi, my english is not good but I really need talk to you about my son. He`s 8 and has autism. He was blocked for you in logoped
Admin: If he's 8 then it's against the Wikia Terms of Use for him to be editing the wiki. Minimum age is 13. Sorry.
Mom: ooh I don`t knew it. Thanks for answer.
Mom: he is crying now. I don´t understand anything about logopedia, but he really loves it. He wants to apologize with you

He then joined Super Mario Wiki under his now-infamous MarioMario456 username and the first thing he did was to put "Age: 13" on his user page because of what the Logopedia admin told his mom. He then immediately started breaking the rules and responded to the admins and senior users telling him about the rules by blatantly flaming them, including calling one of them a "dumbass" (I'd like to point out that he was still only 9 at this time).

The next year he joined The Cutting Room Floor and quickly began pissing off the admins there as well. the source of a lot of this drama was Gabe's autistic hatred of .jpg files. A lot of his actions on both SMW and TCRF were attempting to compress .png files and taking already uploaded .jpg files, converting them to .png and then reuploading them (yes, this is retarded beyond words). He also had a habit of editing images that were used on high-use templates, which the admins also weren't fond of.

In 2019 he joined reddit and the subjects he engaged in discussions about were Undertale, Yandere Simulator, and Friday Night Funkin' (it should be noted that once he moved on from one of these topics, he never talked about it again and entirely focused his attention on the next topic - a classic sign of ADHD and autism).

Around 2020 he joined Miraheze and got involved with the "Reception Wikis", which was where a lot of his known drama happened. He ended up as an admin on the "Qualitipedia" network. During his time on here he made multiple attempts to steal Wikia wikis from their owners by setting up a "Miraheze version" of these wikis, going to the Wikia, and asking the admins for a database dump under the guise of wanting to help them move to Miraheze. One of the wikis he unsuccessfully targeted was Alternative History Wiki, here's some of the crap that he did on there (keep in mind that this was literally the first thing he posted on this wiki):

https://althistory.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000095272
https://althistory.fandom.com/wiki/User_talk:NuclearVacuum?oldid=1829029

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Eventually he ended up doxing another user on Miraheze and then moved to ED with some of his friends (most notably Glitchedblood). He was given sysop on ED after half a year or so because he was one of the few active editors on there at the time and the crats who promoted him were unaware that he was only 14. He actually lost his sysop status after a few months because he was a shitty sysop who constantly locked user pages and had the temperament of an autistic 14-year-old. For some reason, he was eventually given back sysop status around early 2022.

He had most likely been using MediaWiki's export function to save pages from ED.online for months or possibly years before the site finally went down. He was seemingly biding his time and waiting for .online to go down so he could slap all of his XML backups onto an old ED backup from Archive.org and bring the site back under his ownership.

I've got more info on him, but these are some of the funniest parts.
 
Oh, also back when Gabriel first joined ED, his user page contained a bunch of examples of him vandalizing Uncyclopedia and other wikis. He even announced in advance that he was going to launch a "blitzkrieg" attack on Uncyclopedia.

Here's an example of his totally original and totally funny wiki vandalism:
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LMFAO HAR HAR HAR OMG THAT'S GREAT SO ORIGINAL LMFAO!!111 XD

Sometimes he would even name-drop ED in his vandalism edits. Because apparently this retarded child believed that this would make us think he was cool or some shit.
 
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